External Link/Members OnlyJust had my first ever punt and what a disaster it was and I can only really blame myself. I'll try to make a story of it so at least someone can get some worth from what feels like a worthless experience, so i'll start from the beginning...
I originally wanted to see Dior (
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Then i went with plan B, Heidi21 (
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I didn't have a plan C but at this point i was already looking forward to fucking someone in the ass so looked for other options. I noticed Paige was on duty at PrestonVIP who's only had positive reviews on here, i know she doesn't do anal but i thought if i unwind my excitement then it could wait for next time. Unfortunately i made the mistake of loading up Vivastreet to see what they had to offer which ultimately led me to Lucya.
Comms:The only good thing about this whole debacle, and maybe this review. Prompt and able to sort me out with a last minute booking. Good start... ish. I then asked just to get clarification "You're the person in the pictures?" which i already knew the question to really and still don't know why i asked, she obviously said "Yh bby" I then went and asked "You are independent right? Where are you from?" to which i got "Ok bby" hence the ish... "Alarm bells are ringing Willie.". I arrived, text her I was there to which she called almost immediately and told me the house number.
Appearance:You guessed it, not the girl in the pictures, however, she had a somewhat pretty face from what I could see under the dull landing light, was petite and blonde so I walked in anyway. She was wearing a cute pink dressing gown which when eventually came off is when I realised I'd made a mistake walking in. Small tits, no hips and the brighter light didn't do her any favours either.
Venue:Terraced house, kids riding up and down the street on them hovorboard things (Isn't that illegal?). The room was a small box room which just about fit a double bed into. It was also hot as hell.
The Sex:She asked how long, I said hh and if all is going well then 1h. She told me the price, £60/hh £100/h plus £20 for anal and with being nervous I think I gave her £100 instead of £80 because I've come home with only £20 left which I'm still kicking myself for. She took the money and scurried off to what I hope was her secret stash and not her pimp in the next room. She came back in, got undressed and waited for me to get undressed which I was a little sad about, this was my first punt and I was pretty nervous so i was hoping for her to lead the way and take charge, not in a dominant way bunt a gentle "This is how this works" way. I led on the bed still flaccid which is not normal for me, usually I get stiff as a steel rod from the idea of a naked woman. She started to toss me off which I soon got hard from but she kept asking "This ok?" every few moments which was irritating to say the least, I mean, you're the escort, I shouldn't need to coach you on how to do your job. She then says "Condom?" which I said "No, oral." but got a confused look in return so I thought I'd be a bit more blunt about it "Can you suck my dick?" which resulted in further confusion. Now in my non-experienced opinion, if you work in the escort industry and don't know what "Suck my dick" means in the native tongue of the country you're working in, you're in the wrong business. Anyway, I gave up and just let her rubber me up and then i reluctantly took charge and started fucking her mish. I'd like to say there was less life and enthusiasm than what a sex doll would give as that would have been better than what I got, instead I got a face of what I can only describe as pure utter disgust, I'm no sex god but I'm not that bad and I'd have appreciated the honesty in almost any other scenario but not in this one, at least pretend you're enjoying it, it's part of what I'm paying for right? As I'm the kind of guy that gets more out of giving than taking I went down on her in an effort to let her enjoy herself, nothing, so I went back to mish but had problems getting it in as I'd gone back to a semi at this point. I flipped her over and tried my chances at doggy and with that face out of view that looked worse than my mothers when she found out I'd been smoking in the bathroom as a kid, things started to look up (Metaphorically speaking), I actually looked down to see the reason I was there in the first place, I wish I didn't. There was a nice piece of dried shit on her right arse cheek, maybe I'm being fussy but it put me off wanting to put anything in it, fortunately for her. I closed my eyes and got hard again and she was surprisingly starting to make noises which resembled she was somewhat enjoying it, a minute more of that and I annoyingly finished inside the condom. This isn't unusual for me as I have trouble lasting any reasonable amount of time but can usually get back on the horse after a few minutes, not this time though. She gave me a baby wipe so I could clean myself up and sat there looking at me patiently awaiting instruction so I thought I'd have have another go at asking her to suck my dick but this time remembering the solid advise I read somewhere on here, use sign language, and like magic she got it. She gave me another cleaning up and started sucking but this resulted in my semi going softer than Velvets Ultimate 9000 layered limited edition toilet roll. I lay there sweating my balls off because of how damn hot the room was thinking how much I was going to regret this entire thing if I couldn't at the very least get hard again which of course didn't help but neither did she, sat there tugging away with a completely straight face looking more sex doll like which I was kinda thankful for after what had come previous. After a minute of that and no more than 15 minutes total I decided to call it quits, I asked for a shower but then changed my mind as I just wanted to put it all behind me. She thankfully gave me my watch which I had forgot but would have gone back for if I left without, I also wished I'd asked for the extra £20 I gave her for anal which didn't happen now I know I gave her another £20 on top of that too. She kindly saw me out and I jumped in my car and drove home to write this review in a hope to claw back something good from the whole experience.
Lessons learnt:I ultimately went against all the research I'd done which mainly only consisted of staying away from EE and Thai and paid the price, literally. If you're wanting to try an EE, don't. Listen the the experienced guys when they say stay away as I've learnt tonight, there's definite validity to that statement. I'm sat here £100 down for no more than 15 minutes of her time (Best 15 minutes work she's had) and didn't even get to try the thing I signed up to AW for in the first place. I'll probably take a few months to recover before I have another bash at this whole punting lark unless Dior gets back to me but I won't get my hopes up.
I hope you guys are able to take something from this review even if its only a few laughs. This is my first post, maybe my last but any pointers are welcome either on punting or the review itself. Was I too harsh or not harsh enough?
P.S From what I've said, should one suspect trafficking?
