Lily (South Harrow)- WASTE OF TIME/MONEY

[mg7]

Hello Guyss, this is my first ever review on this site.
Lily 33 year old- External Link/Members Only
After reading all these awesome reviews about her, i booked an appointment with her for 30mins for 4:00pm. her prices for 30mins was 30pounds + 5pounds for HR.
Her massage was OK, but if you're younger than 23 years she will not do HR (becoz youre too young for her )
I couldve just left but I travelled so far, that I stayed.

Location: The location was a joke there were so many people walking around, you can literally be heard from outside. (TERRIBLE LOCATION)

Service: Another thing would be her english, so difficult to understand and is a massive turn off trying to explain yourself
Maybe I did not enjoy her services becoz she did not give me HR or do anything erotic.
She also wasted the first 5mins speaking on the phone.. and honestly thinking that being cheap I'd win either way but I was so wrong.

[lewishamguy]

Did she ask you for any ID? 

[mg7]

LOL no... Im 20. She knew i was legal but maybe becoz of the age gap. Dayum i feel so pissed

[bigone]

First ever post negative review
The jury's out 😀

[mg7]

First ever post negative review
The jury's out 😀

HAHA... i hope tomorrow's punt with an escort based in ealing is good. stay tuned will post tomorrow.

[Moneyd]

HAHA... i hope tomorrow's punt with an escort based in ealing is good. stay tuned will post tomorrow.

What escort in Ealing?

[Liquidator]

Actually I found her English to be pretty much the best of any Chinese massage girl in London.

[Rubenzz]

What escort in Ealing?

We’ll wait to hear who it is once you’ve seen her. Play it safe.

Have to say, it’s a shame Lily never gave you HE. Cos I’m not far from your age. Luckily I look older. Won’t be returning tho cos of the limited touching.

[LilyHarrow]

Firstly you booked at 4pm and then turned up at 5:15pm
Secondly you looked so young (about 15) that I asked your age and you said 18. Why are you saying you are 20 on this site now?
Thirdly you got a full 30 minutes as the time I was on the phone wasn’t counted.

I’m sorry that I couldn’t offer you what you wanted but it’s important everyone is comfortable and I’m afraid your very young looks meant I was not.

[vw]

I’m sorry

Shortened that for you.   

[Liquidator]

She probably thought his Dad would turn upnhalf way through to take him home.

[mg7]

Firstly you booked at 4pm and then turned up at 5:15pm
Secondly you looked so young (about 15) that I asked your age and you said 18. Why are you saying you are 20 on this site now?
Thirdly you got a full 30 minutes as the time I was on the phone wasn’t counted.

I’m sorry that I couldn’t offer you what you wanted but it’s important everyone is comfortable and I’m afraid your very young looks meant I was not.

Babe
I rescheduled the appointment, if you had a problem with my timings.. you could have simply said so.
and.. woah 15 lets be realistic. p.s I'm 20, but if i told you that you'd ask for ID coz I know I look younger than that.
I know it hurt your feelings reading this, after being so polite with you when I was there.. but since you're here, let me just tell you the pain i have from your massage. F**kin dreadful
BTW: If i looked 15 y the f**k would you give me a massage forget HR

[myothernameis]

Hello Guyss, this is my first ever review on this site.

Strange thing to say, sound like you been here before

[LilyHarrow]

‘Babe’ lol ...stop calling me like that as I’m feeling disgusting.plz don’t b pretending you are polite & kind . And I don’t feel hurt at all lol .
As all sayings are bollcks ...
You made an appointment at 4pm then changed  it to 5pm but turned up at 5:15pm which I had all recorded between our texting . First I saw you then I asked your age straight away as you look like a child with backpack but u answer is 18 yrs and Just finished from school . I said that wouldn’t do a HR for you but you wanted to have normal massage which you choose . I didn’t force you to stay ,did I ?
I had to texting people to pushed the appointment bit back behind you as you weren’t on time ,15 mins late and I’ve done this before starting massage you also explained it to you as well . You were saying “ok ! Fine”.  I weren’t on the phone during your massage . The massage started at 5:20pm , finished at 5:50pm . The massage which you had as normal proper massage with your pants on which you knew it already but you were still asking if could touch me ?  so what expected from a normal treatment massage ??? I’ve just done a proper massage which you were happy to asked ‘can I come back just for a massage ?’ after it . (All conversations I recorded ) as I had such strong feelings about I might had to put up shits later lol ... unfortunately it’s happened .
Complaining about my location is not good enough. I have to say it not perfect that’s why I changed lower rates which you were happy to pay & come . Just because your ages I didn’t do what you want lol ... I’m feeling that behaviour like a kid couldn’t get a sweet from jar then wants to brake it .
Complaining about my English is not understandable however I think it just good enough to deal with this kind of shits...

[Jonestown]

Looks and sounds like this boy is a spoiler.

[Romney]

After reading her response, Lily’s English sure seemed more than adequate to me (unless it was her maid, if she has one).  I agree it all seems a bit off, not quite sure what to make of this review...

[Muff licker]

This is a real shame i had a great massage and wonderful HR all for £35 although i definitely look older that 15x3 lol

[RAJEC]

This is a real shame i had a great massage and wonderful HR all for £35 although i definitely look older that 15x3 lol

+1

[Liquidator]

Plus 2

[vw]

Plus 2

so you are her plus 2 for events, does that mean you are her OH or her pim

On at the same time, how quaint reading ukp over sunday breakfast together. 

[LilyHarrow]

Babe
I rescheduled the appointment, if you had a problem with my timings.. you could have simply said so.
and.. woah 15 lets be realistic. p.s I'm 20, but if i told you that you'd ask for ID coz I know I look younger than that.
I know it hurt your feelings reading this, after being so polite with you when I was there.. but since you're here, let me just tell you the pain i have from your massage. F**kin dreadful
BTW: If i looked 15 y the f**k would you give me a massage forget HR

[James999]

I’m sorry

Why didn't you just ask for ID 

[James999]

Hello Guyss, this is my first ever review on this site.
Lily 33 year old- External Link/Members Only
After reading all these awesome reviews about her, i booked an appointment with her for 30mins for 4:00pm. her prices for 30mins was 30pounds + 5pounds for HR.
Her massage was OK, but if you're younger than 23 years she will not do HR (becoz youre too young for her )
I couldve just left but I travelled so far, that I stayed.

Location: The location was a joke there were so many people walking around, you can literally be heard from outside. (TERRIBLE LOCATION)

Service: Another thing would be her english, so difficult to understand and is a massive turn off trying to explain yourself
Maybe I did not enjoy her services becoz she did not give me HR or do anything erotic.
She also wasted the first 5mins speaking on the phone.. and honestly thinking that being cheap I'd win either way but I was so wrong.

Why are you now reporting your own post you fucking idiot 

[LICKER99]

Why are you now reporting your own post you fucking idiot 

 Standards at Harrow School have hit rock bottom methinks   

[Liquidator]

so you are her plus 2 for events, does that mean you are her OH or her pim

On at the same time, how quaint reading ukp over sunday breakfast together. 
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Of course not lol. I just don’t think refusing someone who looks like they are under age should get someone a bad rep.

[vw]

Of course not lol. I just don’t think refusing someone who looks like they are under age should get someone a bad rep.

so you are just a white knight then?   

What is the lol about ?  Are you her?   

[Liquidator]

White Knight or whatever...
Clearly I have nothing better to do Sunday morning.

[johnny34]

Why are you now reporting your own post you fucking idiot 

He's reported a post for swearing 

[LICKER99]

 Trying to see the wood for the trees on this 'review'. OP needs some ID to visit WG's where he can hide his real name but prove he's 20, as
he looks so young.

 WG should have kicked his arse out the door once she had doubts about his real age, so he could hop back on his tricycle and pedal home.

 Both as bad as each other.

 

[finn5555]

Babe
I rescheduled the appointment, if you had a problem with my timings.. you could have simply said so.
and.. woah 15 lets be realistic. p.s I'm 20, but if i told you that you'd ask for ID coz I know I look younger than that.
I know it hurt your feelings reading this, after being so polite with you when I was there.. but since you're here, let me just tell you the pain i have from your massage. F**kin dreadful
BTW: If i looked 15 y the f**k would you give me a massage forget HR

You reported your own post 

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[Rubenzz]

Would be good if we can see a screenshot of the text messages perhaps ?

[myothernameis]

Why are you now reporting your own post you fucking idiot 

He has even auto censored himself, why would someone do this, he can fuck of, as he is a number one wanker   

Auto censored  he can f**k of, as he is a number one w****r   

[mg7]

(All conversations I recorded )

[/quote]

Why do i feel you're losing customers that you keep coming back
Firstly You just exposed yourself 
you think its okay to record conversations OMG.
And lastly I dont really want to talk about this anymore, as i feel that aswell as the location this person is also not very discreet.
AND IF I WANT TO GIVE A NEGATIVE- I WILL
PLZ DONT COME BACK TO MY POST BITCH (I BEG YOU)
(yes, i admit i said that your massage was good and that i'd like to come back. but that's becoz you were being nice, interacting, smiling and starting conveersation with me. It does not necessary mean i will tell the truth to you, this is where i have post my honest opinion and dont want any further discussions)

For those interested to visit her, plz be my guest.
But i was not particular happy, especially after the visit as said in my review.

[mg7]

And for all those saying I reported my post for what not..
is because i want to delete it. Cant find an option for that.
so im reporting my own posts

[myothernameis]

And for all those saying I reported my post for what not..
is because i want to delete it. Cant find an option for that.
so im reporting my own posts

You should have read the rules first, before posting....as reviews cant be deleted

[STAR-LORD]

You should have read the rules first, before posting....as reviews cant be deleted

+1

[Muff licker]

MG 7 why don't you go back to school and leave this forum to grown up punters who appreciate this place to post and inform other like minded individuals

[Cuntminion]

(All conversations I recorded ) as I had such strong feelings about I might had to put up shits later lol ... unfortunately it’s happened .
Complaining about my location is not good enough. I have to say it not perfect that’s why I changed lower rates which you were happy to pay & come . Just because your ages I didn’t do what you want lol ... I’m feeling that behaviour like a kid couldn’t get a sweet from jar then wants to brake it .
Complaining about my English is not understandable however I think it just good enough to deal with this kind of shits...

OP is clearly a fucking idiot but so are you why the fuck would you audio record a client

[Jonestown]

Put the price of HE up to the usual £20 and all the balmpots might stay away.

[lewishamguy]

Put the price of HE up to the usual £20 and all the balmpots might stay away.

So you're suggesting her to put the rate up?

[Jonestown]

So you're suggesting her to put the rate up?

Tongue in cheek mate, tongue in cheek, although a five quid HE is clearly too much temptation for the pocket money brigade.

[JayEZ2K]

OP's experience was negative, but it seems to be a unique incident due to young age. For the rest of us, there's at least a few positive reviews for Lily at South Harrow on here. I've strayed away from massages due to terrible VFM, but Lily's pricing is good enough to get me back in. Maybe independent is economically the best way to go for workers and clients.

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=184672.msg1936473#msg1936473
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=184360.msg1933943#msg1933943
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=184711.msg1936863#msg1936863

[LilyHarrow]

I have plenty friends who are running massage shops . We share lots information each other . They had bad experiences about young lad came for HR then the parents came after to claim refund & making complaints. So I recorded the conversation only about after I refused to do HR and he still wanted to stay for massage . I don’t think it’s a problem which I just want to protect myself in the safe side.
And I’m very thankful for that who is supporting me and thought I did right things which not offered HR for the person who under ages .
And I have to say do or not also is my rights ...

[TheBossMan]

I have plenty friends who are running massage shops . We share lots information each other . They had bad experiences about young lad came for HR then the parents came after to claim refund & making complaints. So I recorded the conversation only about after I refused to do HR and he still wanted to stay for massage . I don’t think it’s a problem which I just want to protect myself in the safe side.
And I’m very thankful for that who is supporting me and thought I did right things which not offered HR for the person who under ages .
And I have to say do or not also is my rights ...

Its your shop, its up to you if you want to offer any extras, and it is also up to you who you offer them to. Lucky really, if you had have given him what he wanted he would have been running around the playground telling everyone he had got his first HJ