Thai Orchid, 97-99 Vicar Lane, Leeds 0113 243 9040
Was in Leeds early and having finished what I needed to do felt like a quick massage and HE. I was close to the White Rose Centre so drove past Sabai Sabai but unfortunately it was closed so carried on into the centre. After my recent visit to the Baan I wasn't going back there so rang the Orchid. They confirmed that they were open and that I could go straight away so parked up nearby and made for the shop. There were a few people downstairs but brushed quickly past them and up the stairs to reception. Two girls were there - one young and another, well, not quite so young and not hugely attractive either. It was the latter who took my money, £30 for 1/2 hour and showed me to the room. I stripped off and waited a few minutes and back in she came. No luck again. Anyway onto the bench and she asked me if I wanted soft or hard. I asked for soft with no finger tip tickling as I hate this. She oiled up her hands and started the massage. It began promisingly. She was gentle and used the oil to good effect, gently rubbing my arms, shoulders and neck. Then she moved down to my sides and then legs, sliding her hands up and down my thighs. Things started to hot up with lots of cc swipes, arse play and occasional finger up to my balls. Then hell! One hand started tickling my neck whilst the other tickled my arse crack. My tensing up and grimacing must have done the trick as she didn't do this for too long - but even 10 seconds is too much for me. Fortunately it was time to turn over. I was asked if I wanted anything else, said HE and she oiled up again and got to work. The HE wasn't bad, not the best but neither the worst that I have had. She used a two handed sliding technique, going up and down the shaft, that kept me waiting a bit before I exploded. She cleaned me up with some tissues, then had a shower, left the £20 and headed off.
I gave this a neutral rating simply because of the tickling which ruined it a bit for me. Also I am becoming a bit tired of being massaged by 40+ ladies who should be teaching younger ones to do it. Looks aren't that important as I mentioned in a previous report but age is. I think I will give a wide birth to the Baan and Orchid for a while and try the Rainbow next. May have better luck with the age group.