Author Topic: Bi Fun Club Party - 12th February - Sutton  (Read 5921 times)


3 review(s) for Kings Cross Parties (3 positive, 0 neutral, 0 negative) [Indexed by Steely Dan]

BigBoi1955

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I hadn’t been to Bi Fun Club for a few months so decided to go to their Valentine week party as their E Mail said it would be a busy one. When I went before it was easy to identify who were the working girls and who were the swingers but this time that was much more difficult. The place was rammed. Probably around 80 or so when I did by rough body with approx 20 ladies and 10 T Girls. The numbers were both a blessing and a curse. It made the overall event feel like a proper orgy with sex going on in every room and in every combination. The downside was that when one of the good looking swingers played she was instantly surrounded by 5 or 6 men with more coming to watch. If you like seedy Bi sex orgy style fun then this is one of the best parties around. It isn’t really a swingers party as there is so much bought in talent but it has the feel of one.

At the minute my favourite two sex parties are at the complete opposite ends of the party spectrum. In the last six months I’ve been to several Phoenix parties and love the low ratio and high amount of 1 on 1 time with some good looking slim ladies but I also love the filth that’s on offer to view and indulge in at The Bi Fun Club. There's a big difference in price but even ignoring that I love both equally though I doubt if too many others would share that view because they are so different.

The Bi Fun is based in Sutton, costs £55 for four hours and booking is via their website
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Offline surreygent

I've been to the bifun club half a dozen times and, yes it does feel like being in an orgy. The issue is that if there is an attractive girl or couple they get followed from room to room. I have been blown by a very attractive t girl and had a great time with a middle aged couple on the circular bed. Great value for money

Offline pumps

Interesting review, I've seen this place mentioned quite a few times on here.

Will have to try it out one day to tick some boxes.

Offline Teessider

Think this rules me out: (from their house rules)

    • I am single and straight, can I come to your parties?
The answer is No. You have to be at least bi curious to attend a Bi Fun Club party. Our definition of being bi curious is someone that doesn’t object to being touched and/or sexually stimulated by a member of their own sex. If you don’t meet that minimum requirement you would not be welcome at one of our parties.

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Think this rules me out: (from their house rules)

    • I am single and straight, can I come to your parties?
The answer is No. You have to be at least bi curious to attend a Bi Fun Club party. Our definition of being bi curious is someone that doesn’t object to being touched and/or sexually stimulated by a member of their own sex. If you don’t meet that minimum requirement you would not be welcome at one of our parties.

Why on earth do you only think it rules you out, if you aren't at least Bi its not designed for you, the clue is in the name. :rolleyes:

Offline pumps

Think this rules me out: (from their house rules)

    • I am single and straight, can I come to your parties?
The answer is No. You have to be at least bi curious to attend a Bi Fun Club party. Our definition of being bi curious is someone that doesn’t object to being touched and/or sexually stimulated by a member of their own sex. If you don’t meet that minimum requirement you would not be welcome at one of our parties.

loool I saw that...quick fix to that is... just tell men that advance on you no thank you, if management query it (which is highly unlikely) just say you didn't find "xxx" attractive. lol


OP is it very heavy with the man on man action at this place? that would be off putting.  or is it more spit roasting, woman sucking two cocks at once sorta scene?
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BigBoi1955

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OP is it very heavy with the man on man action at this place? that would be off putting.  or is it more spit roasting, woman sucking two cocks at once sorta scene?

The vast majority of the sex that goes on during the parties is hetro and nearly all the man to man stuff is either a hand job or BJ. There is very little anal sex or same sex kissing. I have seen both but when I do I tend to move to another room as its not my thing and I don't even want to watch it. Everything at the party is consensual and No means No so nobody is going to rape you or do anything if you don’t want to do it. It is a very big house with different play areas and if you want to you can walk around with your clothes on watching the action before joining in.

I consider myself a “man slut” rather than being bisexual. I’ve never kissed a man on the lips in my life and the thought of doing so is the same I’d have if I accidently touched vomit or shit, its yukkky. That being said I don’t care who touches my cock as it still feels good to me and I can’t tell the difference between a male or female hand and in a group scene who cares anyway.  I’m sure a lot of the other men at the parties are like me. £55 is cheap for a party where there are paid party girls willing to fuck anyone but for a gay man they can go to a gay sauna much cheaper so the guys who attend even if they’ve got bi tendencies aren’t hardcore gay.

If you go and don’t want a guy touching you my suggestion is that you indicate you’re close to cuming and you can do that without having to explain further. You shouldn’t say it’s because you’re straight. The problem with admitting you’re straight isn’t the management who you rarely see in the playrooms but some of the regular greedy girls. There are several ladies who are swingers and are at most parties and if they hear anyone saying they are straight they will give them a right tongue lashing. These ladies are good fun but they are hard bitches so I wouldn’t get on their wrong side.

One thing that hasn’t been mentioned is that there is a fully stocked dungeon. As well as not being fully bi I’m not into bdsm but I’ve witnessed some very kinky and extreme stuff in there. If you are bi and/or into bdsm you’ll love what's on offer at the parties but even if you’re just a horny bloke looking for a cheap couple of hours of fun its worth checking it out.

I hope that helps and I don’t sound too much like a tout.


Offline pepsicolaboy

If you go and don’t want a guy touching you my suggestion is that you indicate you’re close to cuming and you can do that without having to explain further. You shouldn’t say it’s because you’re straight. The problem with admitting you’re straight isn’t the management who you rarely see in the playrooms but some of the regular greedy girls. There are several ladies who are swingers and are at most parties and if they hear anyone saying they are straight they will give them a right tongue lashing. These ladies are good fun but they are hard bitches so I wouldn’t get on their wrong side.
I hope that helps and I don’t sound too much like a tout.

Sounds like the Gestapo  :vomit:

I assume if a man is bi (or straight and just want to go to this party and claim you are bi) you have the right not to have sex with a man (or all of them) or a woman (or all of them) on any given night  :unknown:

What if you fancy an apple and not an orange that night  :unknown:

Offline Sacario

Good review.

I’m looking to go to the club, it will be my first time. I will be going by myself; is it common for the men that go there to be by themselves? And did you go by yourself? If so did it make it an awkward experience for you not knowing anyone there? If that makes sense.


Offline Clooney

As I understand it, this venue is now well known and quite notorious. How is it that the parties are allowed to run with no nosey neighbours sticking their beak in?

Also, what’s the situation with security of valuables etc?

Offline od13218

Thanks for the review BigBoi. Had my eye on this event for a while and will definitely check it out sometime soon.

Offline A Decent Fist

As I understand it, this venue is now well known and quite notorious. How is it that the parties are allowed to run with no nosey neighbours sticking their beak in?

Also, what’s the situation with security of valuables etc?

No idea what the neighbour situation is. The house is in almost constant use by different sex groups but apart from the "morality" issue I don't think there's much nuisance to complain about. No loud music, late nights or people fucking in the bushes as far as I know and all of the windows are obscured.

Last time I went they were collecting valuables in little plastic boxes, keeping them behind the reception counter and giving you a numbered ticket. Seems to work well. Finding somewhere to stash your clothes is more of problem unless you're one of the first there or you're going to walk around dressed.

A straight man has no problem at this party as long as he's polite when declining any gay advances. So no cries of "get your filthy hands of me, faggot". Like the OP and others, I don't mind a bit of T-girl action and will let anyone give my cock a seeing to if they offer.