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Offline Sudawrirfwa

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1 hour incall - £150

I first saw Layla's profile in December on another thread and being both an ass man and a fan of Arab/Middle Eastern girls I had to go pay a visit. Fortunately, I was staying at a hotel near London Excel for work last week so thought I'd visit Layla, review breakdown below:

Comms - not the best, I think she studies at university or something so daytime she's difficult to get hold of and prefers texting instead. She wanted to have a call before sending the booking request, managed to get the booking sorted anyway and got the postcode.

Location - quick 5 minute drive from the hotel I was staying at, parking not the best, had to park quite far away but as it was 10pm it was free anyway. Flat was clean and modern, hardly anyone around so was discreet.

Meet - I turned up on time but Layla made me wait 20 minutes in the car, I got fed up so starting looking up other WGs in the area/ reasonable driving distance, finally got a call to say she was ready and she apologised. She directed me to the flat as there are quite a few blocks in the area. At the flat door now, Layla opened the door and I must admit she is facially very pretty, I was definitely surprised as I was expecting the worst. Layla was wearing a kimono and heels with lingerie underneath. Her ass was just bursting out of the kimono, I was ready to do grope her ass there and then but she wanted to have some small talk first on the bed. Was offered a drink but I just asked for water as I was going to drive back to the hotel afterwards.

This is where things started going south, she just kept on talking and talking and talking so I quickly checked my watch (making sure she saw me do it) and we were already 15 minutes in from when I walked into the flat. She then asked if I was in a rush and I said no but I'd like to get things started which she did and started with a lapdance.
She then took the kimono off and I was completely disappointed, she's just a fat bitch - huge belly and her ass is mostly fat. I'd already paid shortly after I got in so I was thinking I'm just going to have to make the best of the situation.

Started with some kissing but no DFK so I said give me your tongue and she said she doesn't do DFK. I thought whatever then we both took our clothes off and I started sucking on her tits and told her to turn around so I could rim her. Her ass smelt like shit, instantly I took a few steps back and told her 'there's a really bad smell'. She went into the shower and came back out after 5 minutes. I usually love eating pussy but that put me off completely so once she was back, I told her to suck me off, she then starts looking for a condom. I said to her 'your profile says oral without' and she said she never does OWO. I was pissed off at this point, just wanted to get hard and pump and dump her.

Her oral skills are terrible, it's very toothy even with the condom on so I told her to just keep her mouth open and grabbed her head and face fucked her a bit. Got hard and went in for doggy, the smell was gone but I was just trying to focus on getting the most out of the time I had left. Quickly checked my watch and still had 30 minutes left so I fucked her in doggy until I popped hoping to fit in a round 2.

She didn't even wipe me down, she just gave me a wipe and left it on my dick to do it myself. Got a bit awkward at this point as she was slightly annoyed about me telling her she smelt bad but that's not my fault. We both just laid there making small talk and she was checking her phone which I absolutely hate for any WG to do. I then went in to start round 2 by feeling up her tits again, got her to suck me off but this time I wanted her to do all the work so asked her to ride me in CG.

CG just wasn't doing it for me, her flab just flying about and jiggling everywhere so asked her to do reverse CG which she did. Spanked her a few times then moved to doggy again and popped. Was still like semi-hard so quickly checked my watch again and had 10 minutes left, I wanted to make the most of it and go for a round 3 so I said to her let me fuck you again, she checked her phone and said okay but quickly. Got the condom on and went for mish this time but her belly was putting me off so changed to doggy and rammed her like no tomorrow, managed to pop and I was well chuffed.

Grabbed my clothes, jumped in the shower, quickly changed said goodbye and off I went.

Overall - clearly doesn't clean thoroughly down there, timing and comms were awful, no OWO despite her profile saying so, deceiving photos on her profile - definitely would not return and would not recommend anyone to go.

For that price, there are plenty of WGs out there who are clean, on time and provide an amazing full service.

Offline DOUGLAS56

I have been contemplating seeing her for a while your review has made my mind up thanks. You actually told her she smelt :D. i commend you on that I dont think I could. Fair play

Offline peter purves

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I have been contemplating seeing her for a while your review has made my mind up thanks. You actually told her she smelt :D. i commend you on that I dont think I could. Fair play

Sorry to hear mate but cheers for the review.

I had noticed that over the years she has put on size, what dress size would you say she is now.

I have to admire your candidness, it is the first time I have seen on the UKP pages that a punter told the WG the 'truth'  even if it could jeopardise the punt...and this on more than one occasion too  :P
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Offline Sudawrirfwa

Lol you have to, otherwise you can’t focus on the punt, you just keep holding your breath and start contemplating whether she cleans herself properly or not. Tbh, I was surprised with the smell as she did seem she knows how to look after herself (which clearly wasn’t the case) and the flat was very clean and tidy.

She’s definitely one to avoid though, not worth it at all. I’ve posted 3 reviews so far on UKP, all negative unfortunately, hopefully my first positive review will be soon.