Author Topic: Excited Xelaine (Ipswich) - Avoid like the plauge  (Read 2424 times)


4 review(s) for eXciTed xElaInE (0 positive, 0 neutral, 4 negative) [Indexed by Sinz]

Offline Razmataz

I was feeling horny on friday night so decided to give xElaine a call. She is a typical crappy Romanian whore but there isn't much variety in Ipswich so I settled. I turned up at her apartment and was told to wait 10 minutes. After she let me in, she asked me what I wanted. I told her "anal", she said it would be £20 extra and only available in 30 minutes sessions. I handed her £80 and she scurried of like a rat to place the money in another room. Just before starting she asked me whether I wanted to use a condom, I found this strange because it says on her profile she doesn't do bareback.

Soon after beginning anal sex, she kept asking me whether I was finished, I was confused because only a small amount of time had passed and I was still pumping away. She told me to inform her when I had finished, I was totally clueless as to why. When I was finished, I started to withdraw my penis, she told me to hold on. Upon withdrawing I noticed that she had shat on my condom covered penis. I was in shock. She did it purposely and was giggling the whole time as I attempted to remove condom from my penis without touching her shit.

I can only assume she asked whether I wanted to use a condom because either she is a bare backer or she wanted to shit on my dick without a condom. She is pure evil. I don't know why she would do this aside from being a psychopath.

At the time, it didn't sink in that she had did it on purpose, I was too in shock to process her reaction properly. It was only upon reflection did I realize what she had done.

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Offline Bogof60

shurley a bit of shit on your dick is an occupational Hazard of anal  :unknown:
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Offline Razmataz

shurley a bit of shit on your dick is an occupational Hazard of anal  :unknown:

It wasn't a bit, it was a full blown turd, hanging from the tip of the condom. I didn't want to get graphic. It was revolting.

Offline Bogof60

It wasn't a bit, it was a full blown turd, hanging from the tip of the condom. I didn't want to get graphic. It was revolting.
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Offline muddy funxter

razmataz are you ok fella? do you need your meds?

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Offline muddy funxter

You think she did a big shit on your cock and it was hanging on the end of your condom? was it swinging like a pendulum?

Offline Razmataz

You think she did a big shit on your cock and it was hanging on the end of your condom? was it swinging like a pendulum?

literally.

Offline Students Notebook

It wasn't a bit, it was a full blown turd, hanging from the tip of the condom. I didn't want to get graphic. It was revolting.

A very unlikely story if ever I heard one.

S.N.



Offline woulddoanything

Should have enjoyed it whilst you can. Adultwork have stopped advertising hardsports so you'll never get the opportunity again!  :D

Offline muddy funxter

Exactly.
That's what he got on his cock BULLSHIT  :lol: :lol: :lol:

S.N.

Nice one!! see razmataz she should of charged you more for providing bullshit for you.

Its such great value for money i'm booking her up right now

Offline Hackneylad1

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Amazing! I came a cropper as well - booked a prossie whilst she was on her period and got blood all over me cock - what a dirty cow :lol:

Maybe your one just lived up to her name and got too excited?

Offline Plan R

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 :vomit:  Yes I can see the psychopathic stare now - although i do like that picture of the dog in the naive style,  à la Beryl

Offline thaislave

you lucky bastard more like!  :wackogirl: that 'shit' normally costs extra!  :rolleyes: :lol: :rose:

Offline Randson

Having read this review with mild “disbelief” and still liking the look of the lady in question I thought I would go and see her.    Arranged time - arrived - called to find out the door number and yes will text it now though the English was far from good. 

No text ever received despite several very quick replies during the early afternoon-  so no fun ( or not) to be had.  Gave it 10 mins and left.  Obvs more important things to do.   

Offline Students Notebook

Having read this review with mild “disbelief” and still liking the look of the lady in question I thought I would go and see her.    Arranged time - arrived - called to find out the door number and yes will text it now though the English was far from good. 

No text ever received despite several very quick replies during the early afternoon-  so no fun ( or not) to be had.  Gave it 10 mins and left.  Obvs more important things to do.

Perhaps she'd gone to the loo.  :lol: :lol: :lol:

S.N.

Offline Clungehopper

Theres always the chance of a bit of shit on a rubber after banging someone up the arse! Bloody hell its not brain science ! :sarcastic:

Offline Dude2k13

I think i may of meet this one. I didn't have any issues but didn't give her anal.
Not 100% if it was her, was she just off foxhall road?

She did keep asking if I was alright tho. Pretty standard romanian service.
Pretty face big tits. Good for a quick hump and dump.

Offline fatboy

:vomit:
Christ the pair of you should be in the circus (Cirque du Soleil at least), balancing a turd on the end of a cock !
It defies the laws of physics and gravity, would love to see that - once and from far away   :scare: