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Dtr1989

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Can’t say it’s my cup of tea but I’ve just seen this new profile.

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She says:

"I'm the perfect BJ height while standing up."

 :lol: :lol: :lol:

Her prices are a bit on the 'high' side for me.  :hi:

« Last Edit: February 12, 2018, 12:24:55 pm by Goldfinch »

Offline Domguy

just messaged for a booking, will advise shortly


Offline Thecunninglinguist

I hope the OP doesn't feel short changed now :)

Offline Blue Moon

Hmmm....deep throat and penetration in the same thrust?   :dance:    Bm

Offline timwuk

Reminds me of a weekend away in Prague a few years back.

As we were walking around a fella jumped out of a doorway to try and get us all in his strip club. He said "We have a pole dancing midget", to which my mate responded with "Does that mean we get in for half price?".

The fella was not up for banter and told us all to fuck off....Which we did, laughing as we went.  :D :D

Offline Goldfinch

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Reminds me of a weekend away in Prague a few years back.

As we were walking around a fella jumped out of a doorway to try and get us all in his strip club. He said "We have a pole dancing midget", to which my mate responded with "Does that mean we get in for half price?".

The fella was not up for banter and told us all to fuck off....Which we did, laughing as we went.  :D :D

 : :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Can’t say it’s my cup of tea but I’ve just seen this new profile.

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That would def be a box ticked though!  :crazy:

Offline Thecunninglinguist

Can’t say it’s my cup of tea but I’ve just seen this new profile.

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I might give her a go when l have a little time :D

Offline bigmc

mini mia, great name, made me chuckle  :D

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There was a thread about 18 months ago - wheelchair bound escort working out of the disabled loo the shopping mall in stratford. Now a dwarf; I think the only thing ive not seen an advert for is an amputee. But i suspect theres one our there somewhere :D
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Offline NigelF

mini mia, great name, made me chuckle  :D

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Her limited likes list and particularly no OWO, all for a high rate means she's a no go for me although I was tempted (mainly for something different). Also, she would've made made my cock look big!

Offline Thecunninglinguist

There was a thread about 18 months ago - wheelchair bound escort working out of the disabled loo the shopping mall in stratford. Now a dwarf; I think the only thing ive not seen an advert for is an amputee. But i suspect theres one our there somewhere :D
Now you ARE talking bucket list stuff! Loads of amputee porn videos about to whet the apetite.

VOLPONE

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Surprised Sergei hasn't catered to this market by lopping the odd limb off his worst performing girls....

Offline Donbe

Hotlisted. Dwarf is on my to dolist!

Offline Donbe

Now you ARE talking bucket list stuff! Loads of amputee porn videos about to whet the apetite.

Done an amputee. The two handed wank was shit.

Offline Northerndave666

She looks like two halves of a body have been attached.....badly ! That side on view is awful

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Looks interesting as a bucket list item. Recently I thought this one might also be a dwarf, or close to it with her thick proportions and height relative to the door. Unfortunately her AW profile is no longer active. https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=105462.msg1912289#msg1912289

MW96

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whereabouts in manc is she from

Offline redveee

Seeing her pics reminds me of the time I visited the Sports Bar in Shoreditch and a dwarf was dancing onstage. Given her lack of height and smooth shaven pussy she looked like she was skiving  off school and earning money in a strip bar  :scare:

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Hotlisted. Dwarf is on my to dolist!
Same here.

Offline Sapphire1761

Absolutely fantastic arse on her though!