Author Topic: Blue eyed ellie - Kirkcaldy (Read 1818 times)

Fabtime · « **on:** February 12, 2018, 10:29:10 am »

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After posting my review of englishandbustyx earlier this morning I got a case of the "horn".

So a wee look around AW and my "to do" list, as it were, highlighted Blue eyed ellie as a possibility.
I already had her number from previous email to her so thought....why not?

Gave her a call and I think I woke her from a slumber, well it was early.
She did sound a bit groggy on the phone and easily put this down to just being woke up - she got less and less groggy as the conversation continued.
Agreed to meet approx 1 hour after the conversation took place and she said she would text me the address.
I prefer getting it text'd as it can be too easy to make mistakes when its spoken to you, especially if its a bad line or language difficulties.

So now for a timeline, "t" time is the time of the phone call.....
The car journey started at this point too, basically as soon as I was of the phone.

t + 10mins - No text has arrived as yet. So I don't know what street name etc to put into the sat.nav. Therefore I send a text asking for the address details. Before someone thinks or says it....I parked up to send text.

t + 20mins - Still no text. So I phones this time. No answer, phone rings out.

t + 25mins - I did continue my journey for a little while but by this time have now parked up, no use going forward without any contact.

t + 35mins - I phone again, no answer, phone rings out.

Well that's almost all of the warning bells rang so now it's time to head back home as there wasn't a plan B or plan C in the pipeline at that point.

I was thinking that there would be a text from her saying "where was I" closer to the agreed time of meet, but as I write this that time has passed and we are now a good 25 minutes beyond the meet time.

That's my experience this morning, almost live results, or non-result as in this case.
Couple of reviews on AW, 1 believable and 1 probably fake.
I won't be putting one on AW so have to rely on UKP to get the word out there.

I'm hoping its cause she wasn't totally awake and not thinking straight that the meet didn't go ahead, but after a text and two calls the polite thing to do would be to make up some excuse for not going thru with it and offering a discount for next time?

I may try again in the future to catch this girl, and look forward to any reviews that you gents may be able to provide if anyone decides to gives this girl a try for the sake of research etc..

Name Not Found · « **Reply #1 on:** February 12, 2018, 07:40:52 pm »

TL:DR

Bloody long way to say she took your booking and dumped you

Fabtime · « **Reply #2 on:** February 13, 2018, 10:37:53 am »

Should have put in a summary...soz.

Just letting folks know the full story, just in case they want a read.

And just to update the report....
Got a text later in the evening, apologising, saying she fell back asleep.

So, yea, might try again sometime.

Harrymetsally · « **Reply #3 on:** February 13, 2018, 11:14:06 am »

Dodgy face pic with someone else in the background on her profile.

It's not unheard of for a girl to get high before an appointment, only to be TOO HIGH and fall asleep afterwards. I am suspecting a lot of last minute 'non-communication' are due to that.

Another note is she does 15 minute appointments which for Scottish girls seems to lean towards a junkie.

All speculation of course, from past experience.

She looks pretty though and has a great likes list, I'd like to hear if she does actually deliver.

DickDiver · « **Reply #4 on:** February 13, 2018, 12:00:16 pm »

Quote from: Harrymetsally on February 13, 2018, 11:14:06 am

Dodgy face pic with someone else in the background

You mention the face in the shadows and not the blinging trophy?

Deepest throat in Scotland is my bet for the category she won.

Harrymetsally · « **Reply #5 on:** February 13, 2018, 12:37:55 pm »

Yeah wtf trophy

tayboy · « **Reply #6 on:** February 13, 2018, 12:55:44 pm »

I especially like the first picture - posing in front of the cludgie, pure class.

DickDiver · « **Reply #7 on:** February 13, 2018, 01:30:59 pm »

Quote from: tayboy on February 13, 2018, 12:55:44 pm

I especially like the first picture - posing in front of the cludgie, pure class.

3rd place in 2017 Cleanest Shitter in Fife.

Happyjose · « **Reply #8 on:** February 13, 2018, 01:55:09 pm »

Quote from: tayboy on February 13, 2018, 12:55:44 pm

I especially like the first picture - posing in front of the cludgie, pure class.

Could actually be a key indicator of a guaranteed bad (can't bring myself to use the usual shite, or piss-poor) punt

Has anyone ever had a good punt where the prossie posted toilet posed pics?

cornucopia · « **Reply #9 on:** February 13, 2018, 08:50:58 pm »

She offered me an incall in Edinburgh a couple of weeks ago via AW. Knowing she was in Fife I asked where roughly in Edinburgh. She wouldn't tell me and kept asking for my phone number. I decided against it, sounds like I made the right choice.

J_H · « **Reply #10 on:** February 13, 2018, 09:27:27 pm »

34? Going on 54!

TommyMoundfrigger · « **Reply #11 on:** February 13, 2018, 10:00:44 pm »

Quote from: Happyjose on February 13, 2018, 01:55:09 pm

Has anyone ever had a good punt where the prossie posted toilet posed pics?

Amelliex has a few of the said pics.
Maybe she's the exception to the rule.

TommyMoundfrigger · « **Reply #12 on:** February 14, 2018, 09:41:33 am »

On the OP's subject whore.
I contacted her by AW email and was given a contact number. I wasn't in a position to phone.
I then was inundated with phone me, phone me, emails.
Gave her a wide one!

Author Topic: Blue eyed ellie - Kirkcaldy (Read 1818 times)

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