External Link/Members OnlyPrice £45 1hr + £20 hr
Coms
By text, good. Then she sent txts asking where I was 30mins before the appointment? Luckily I was running early; but alarms bells of nightmare girlfriend went off. 100% art student type.
However, she txted later in the night to say thank you!!! One error and that punting phone would have been trouble, so be warned.
The lady.
She looks like a grumpy woman with a face that doesn't have wrinkles or have aged yet; but will soon. She has a slim and petite body.
Location
10min walk from Earls court, 3 min from West Brompton.
Top floor flat. You'll have to walk by a business on the 1st floor and you'll see a few people in the office.They may know whats going on, but you could be going to anyone of the flats - fuck it.
Pre Massage
She sat me on the sofa and gave me a drink. Didn't want to end up in an ice bath with my organs removed so I only sipped it. She seemed really grumpy. I almost walked - having dated a Chinese girl some years ago this seemed familiar behaviour.
Then we talked business. I paid, undressed and got on the rickety table.
Massage
I've had much better massages; but it wasn't awful. She pressed hard enough in places to make me worry that damage could be done as she's no idea that kneeling on a spine isn't good. My back hurts in places. Some may like her style of massage.
I tried to cop a feel of her arse; but it was a no go and my hand was removed after a few mins. Maybe I need to pay more. tiny arse. very nice.
About half way she offered hot stone massage. I've never tried it before so why not. Very nice. boil a huge pebble and rub that over yourself. You could get badly burned if they don't let it cool down.
Legs, arms, back and neck done she flipped me over and went right for the fella. I wasn't horny at all. but it doesn't take much to crank start it. Once again not the worst but far from the best. As soon as I shot she offered me shower. I felt a bit dizzy. I took a moment and showered. Nice shower. - I recall she did offer shared shower - Glad I didn't take it.
Time keeping.
I didn't' check, that sitting on the sofa could have been 10min of time used. but I didn't get out on time either. I fucked up and can't accurately report - but I felt short changed by 10 mins when I was walking down the road.
Conclusion
VFM - kinda - £65 for an hour is good and I like trying out new girls as that's the part of the buzz; but that's £65 I wish i spent on something else.
Would I return, no. Would I recommend it, yes. but only for trying someone new and it is what it is.
Neutral is a bit harsh more like 6 out of 10.
