Well it had to happen eventually I guess, after a good start to my punting days had the misfortune of wasting half hour of my life in this car crash of a place.
This is the advert
External Link/Members OnlyAvoid it and anything written in the same style (there's a few about)
Can't be arsed to write this properly, apologies.
Comms - Fine, sorted over text.
Called when in road, shit directions. Reluctant to give the house number?? I'm not a fucking mind reader luv. A few phone calls back and forth. Eventually let in by, to be fair, an ok looking girl.
Up to a room, place FUCKING STINKS of cigarettes, a particular hate of mine. Phone goes of 'Melysa', I answer it, 2 seconds later another girl bursts in 'You can't use the phone in here!!!' I show her the phone number, she realizes it's what I assume is the maid and gets all arsey. Dying for a piss, only toilet is in her room and it's occupied. Great.
'How long with girl?' To be honest I should have walked, but just hoped it would get better once we started. I was going for an hour, but no way after this start so 30 mins @ £60. Girl speaks very little english, just about got it out of her that OWO was extra £30. Fuck no.
Just decided to crack on and get out of dodge, she couldn't even get the hat on for a blow job. We're there in the end and a pretty good blow job followed, onto various positions with, again to be fair, a good bit of enthusiasm. Eventually cum, given wipes to tidy myself up. Hmmm.
So conclusion - Bait and switch, arsey girl might have been the one in the pics but I doubt it. Shit hole of a place, ok girl with ok service.
I don't mind the switch if I'm happy with the girl offered, been to a couple of Chinese girls now and obviously you won't get what's in the pic, but as long as I get someone who puts some effort into making me leave happy that's good enough for me. Just work for the money is all I ask.
Avoid.