Location: flat on Brighton Road, South Croydon, near the bookies. Been a whorehouse forever. New Siam were here for 10 years or more but moved out at the end of last year. Two rooms being rented out to a B2B massage bird and 'Thai Eri'.
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Price: £60 for 30 mins
Comms: Overall good. Not one for picking up the phone before 11am or 12. But once contact made, no hassle at all. Chatty and flirty on the phone. But also wanted to make sure i was 'nice white gentleman'. I fulfil one part of that criteria - the 'white' bit.
The girl: I recognised Eri as soon as she opened the door as New Siam used her in their Ace Escorts gallery section. Plain-looking Thai, late twenties. By no means ugly but plain long face. Makes up for this by having a good solid field-worker's body - good medium sized tits, pale brown skin, slight belly, curvy hips and a cracking big firm arse.
The service: this is where it gets tricky. She says the right things but a bit mechanical and also a bit scatty. On the plus side, she works to a good script - makes a fuss as soon as I disrobed. Lots of body and cock worship. Delivered a decent massage for 10 mins or so but I really was not in the mood for that. Started reaching under to stroke my balls, before rummaging in the bedside drawer and producing a small rotating vibrator, which she started to hold against my perineum and the base of my cock. Not the worst sensation in the world, but I thought, No way is that thing going up my wrong 'un. But no penetration was attempted.
I turned over and she undressed fully - like I said, good body, which got the blood flowing. Kissed all round my balls and perineum, up and down my thighs and knees (nice touch), then bagged me up for OW. Bit toothy and harsh. Now had an urge to fuck her and expressed that desire. She plopped a load of lube up her unshaven snatch - modest labia - and I entered with minimum of resistance while she was on her back.
To her credit, Eri took it well. Her vagina has seen some action, but she could still muster a good grip. She struggled when I put both her legs up on my shoulders but was OK with one and her body twisted slightly, I think, to reduce the impact on her cervix. Put her on all fours and with much encouragement, proceeded to ride her like Red Rum in the Grand National. She made a good noise, before I put her flat on her stomach for a few strokes. Realised I wasn't going to shoot in the bag, whipped off condom and with her encouragement ' "you cum on my bum yes!" - wanked myself off, while most of my left hand was inside her, first knuckle deep. Came over her back and arse cheeks.
She then stood up and led me by the cock to the en-suite bathroom for a shared shower. Washed my cock and I did the same to her arse and vagina. Continued the sexy chat in the shower, and I almost fancied going for round two, but money and a prior appointment at the Wyevale Garden Centre for a bag of peat prevailed.
Would I return: Possibly? She ain't the prettiest thing in town, but she's attentive and friendly, puts her back into it and takes length and girth without complaint.
