External Link/Members OnlyI spotted Mia on the Amour site as I scanned the calendar looking for someone working late-ish. I didn’t recognise the name and there was no information on here either.
However, it turns out she used be “Lola”. Sadly it cost me £60 and half an hour of my time to find this out! I’ve seen her before a couple of years back and did a review that was, on reflection, a pretty generous Positive.
CommunicationsThe booking procedure with Amour was straight forward as usual, meaning I received the address by text in good time. If only my own communications had been better, and I’d thought to ask if she’d worked under any other names before!
LocationMia was working from a nice house in a decent residential part of North Shields with plenty of parking. I found it easily enough with SatNav.
First impressionsMia is a pretty girl and was dressed in sexy underwear when she answered the door, so I was feeling positive about what was to come. It wasn’t until we were talking upstairs it dawned on me that we’d met before! I racked my brains but couldn’t remember how that booking had gone, so still had high hopes. As Mia was already more or less undressed I followed suit and joined her on the bed.
Main eventI was offered a massage to start. Don’t know about anyone else, but that always sets alarm bells ringing for me? It’s often little more than a time wasting tactic, especially in a short booking like this one. I declined, politely and (I hope) with good humour.
This seemed to spoil Mia’s routine and she just lay back on the bed. Eventually we kissed and this was pretty good DFK. A bit of mutual fondling led to OWO, but she soon tired of this, complaining she couldn’t get her breath! She lay back on the bed again.
To move things on, I suggested a condom and this is where things went further downhill. Mia handed it to me to put on myself, which always seems a bit offhand. Then she reached for some baby oil to use as lube. I questioned that move as I assumed she would know that baby oil and latex condoms don’t mix! Seems this was news to Mia, which amazes me. Cue a conversation about mineral oil and latex that in no way enhanced the sexy mood! We proceeded without lube and had sex in a couple of positions. To be honest, I’d lost interest by now and don’t think Mia ever had any! We reverted to a bit more OWO and then I finished off by hand.
ConclusionMia just couldn’t be bothered with this booking and should maybe have clocked off sooner. She also giggled throughout - even when I wasn’t telling hilarious jokes!
That was annoying.
The baby oil thing surprised me. I can’t believe I’m the first person to have that concern in the many years she’s been working? (If you read this Mia, have a look at
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As I got back in the car, I realised that my clothes smelled slightly of smoke which is a pet hate of mine. I hadn’t noticed it during the booking, but it was there, faintly, afterwards. Looking at my previous review, it was the same last time.
I started writing this thinking a Neutral was on the cards. However, reading it back, I’m struggling to remember the positives. Lola is a nice lass, but on this occasion she was lazy and barely going through the motions. Add that to the potentially unsafe lube options, and I’ve decided it’s red. I wouldn't go back or recommend.
