Author Topic: TS Alexandra Glasgow  (Read 3621 times)

Offline stoogman

Right here we go just so ClattyPats can have another laugh at me!

TS Alexandra - no link as she was from the Sport and this happened about 5 years ago.

Now, here's possibly the worst punt I've ever had.....

A brazilian TS girl called Alexandra - worked from a flat on Ingram Street near Amore.

Tall, tanned, toned, lots of tattoos long dark hair but still very feminine.

I turned up and she was totally naked when she answered the door, she led me to the bedroom where she had a big telly showing porn and immediately commanded me to undress, she started sucking my cock and produced a fucking huge dildo and asked me to fuck her with it while she sucked me off, all sounds okay so far eh?

I then hear a buzzer going and she jumps off the bed and says 'wait here i'll be back in a minute' she shoots out the door and I hear her talking to a guy, to my horror she appears back in the room with this next punter who sits on the edge of the bed and starts watching the porn, he casually turns to me and says something along the lines of 'don't worry about me mate I'm no gay so you just batter in as if i'm no here'

So I'm standing there with my wee floppy cock wondering what the fuck is happening, so alexandra tells me to lie on the bed and starts sucking my cock back to life, after a while she tells me I'm going to fuck her and then another fucking strange thing happens, she takes one condom and doesn't unroll it but deliberately bursts it to make a cock ring and puts it on my cock, she then puts a condom on my cock and then double bags me with ANOTHER condom, she then straddles me and rides me cowgirl but I couldn't feel a fucking thing, I tell her I want her doggy which she agrees to I also asked if I could take one of the condoms off and she barks at me 'NO' - so I fucked her as hard as I could while all the time theres this half pissed punter sitting two feet from me trying to take his shoes off, anyway I eventually came and quickly got dressed and out of there asap, and there's more ... due to the cock ring thing and the double bagging I hadn't realised that when I came very little had come out, and my spunk decided to make an appearance as I walked down the stairs on the way out, try explaining that when you get home!!!!

Full description ... I'm sure she was a tourer but in case she's still about;

TS Alexandra or Alexandria
Dark curly hair (not a wig)
Brazilian
Tall 5'10'ish - wore no clothes the full time (maybe she had just seen the last punter out as i was coming in!) but had heels on so appeared taller
Tanned
Toned
Losts of tattoos - big tattoo covering most of her back and down her thigh and various other smaller ones
Will easily be about late 30's now
Big fake boobs
Very dominating and quite intimidating
Double bagged and did this weird DIY cock ring thing
Worked out of a flat on Ingram Street near to Amore Restaurant

Can't think of anything else that would help

Stoog

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Got it now :thumbsup: ..Quoted the wrong section in your other review...couldn't see the split because there was/is no link to this profile in regional, or here.. :hi:

Offline chinafan

I get confused with this stuff. So when a review of a TS says "she" I should just replace that in my head with "he", or is that not politically correct?

As for the other punter saying "don't worry I'm not gay", again I'm confused. If you're a guy fucking a guy doesn't that mean you're gay or is this not politically correct?

Offline Harrymetsally

I get confused with this stuff. So when a review of a TS says "she" I should just replace that in my head with "he", or is that not politically correct?

As for the other punter saying "don't worry I'm not gay", again I'm confused. If you're a guy fucking a guy doesn't that mean you're gay or is this not politically correct?

It's a chick with a dick, 50/50.  Straight guys fuck a TS but not a guy. 

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It's a chick with a dick, 50/50.  Straight guys fuck a TS but not a guy.

It's not a chick with a dick, it's a guy with tits.

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Offline Happyjose

.

Now, here's possibly the worst punt I've ever had.....

I then hear a buzzer going and she jumps off the bed and says 'wait here i'll be back in a minute' she shoots out the door and I hear her talking to a guy, to my horror she appears back in the room with this next punter who sits on the edge of the bed and starts watching the porn, he casually turns to me and says something along the lines of 'don't worry about me mate I'm no gay so you just batter in as if i'm no here'

So I'm standing there with my wee floppy cock wondering what the fuck is happening,


Beautiful  :lol:

Thanks for the review, and for the laugh

Offline Marmalade

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It's not a chick with a dick, it's a guy with tits.
That doesn’t rhyme. Post some reviews before you shit stir.  :hi:

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That doesn’t rhyme. Post some reviews before you shit stir.  :hi:

Hardly shit stirring, Just stating facts. And when I have something to review I will, I'm just a casual punter, maybe 3-5 times a year.

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Hardly shit stirring, Just stating facts. And when I have something to review I will, I'm just a casual punter, maybe 3-5 times a year.

Nice of you to take time out to explain. I guess no-one knew what a TS was.  :sarcastic:

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It seems at least one person didn't. Anyway, don't want to spam the OP's thread any more ...

Offline rocktheknight

It's not a chick with a dick, it's a guy with tits.

I’ve got tits, that make me ts?

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It seems at least one person didn't. Anyway, don't want to spam the OP's thread any more ...

Nice to see you have a self imposed shit-stirring / spamming limit. How noble.

Anyways, thanks to the OP; a great read  :sarcastic: