Which FFK?

[FunfortimFunfortim]

Hi which FFK in Germany would you pick for a first timer and why? What would you budget for a full day of fun?

Thanks

[Hansolo69]

I think you need to decide how long you are going to stay in the club and how many times you can perform.

Once you know this you can work out the cost.
Remember to factor in entrance fee and any transport or accommodation costs.

Also, what city are you thinking of ?

[Marmalade]

Hi which FFK in Germany would you pick for a first timer and why? What would you budget for a full day of fun?

Thanks

None of them because it is clear that you are being a wanker of the first order.

Here’s a selection of your posts (most of them).
 

Who would you recommend for half hours good value vanilla sex in the area. Thanks in advance for any advice.

If you were looking for a fun under 35 not to big with nice tits and a very good attitude who would you pick?
Max budget of £160 per hour less would be good.
Thanks in advance for the help.

Planing a longer date and want to be able to stay hard. I my early 50's and don't stay as had for as long as I did aged 25. So I am looking for some help.
Which of the meds do you recommend and where on line is the best place to shop?
Thanks for any help you can give.

Off to Singapore in a few weeks and looking for advice on the best fun to be had. I have a budget but by no means unlimited money. What would you recommend for a few nights fun and games on the island?
Thanks in advance for any help you can give.

Does anyone have some tips they can share on the best way to find fun on SA. Looking for one stings fun once or twice a month.

If you were after 30mins of basic but good fun GFE with a girl in her early to mid 20's in the Slough area who would you call and why?
Thanks in advance for the help.

In each one you ask for information in a silly quiz show format. You treat UKP as if it here for your amusement. You haven’t given a review for a single one of these places. If you went to Singapore and didn’t get a shag you must be under 18 or an ugly female.

So here’s some advice. Fuck off to any FKK (Not FFK) of your choices choice. Lose your virginity then come back to UKP and review it. If you haven’t been banned by then.

[Jerboa]

Must agree with Marmalade, stop being a wanker, and give something back, I don’t mind giving advice, but when lazy arseholes ask 20 questions, then keep coming back and asking more, without even a single fucking report or some feedback on your experience, OP I bet you’re the kind of bastard who would fuck a guy in the arse, and not even have the common decency to give him a reach around!