Neutral
Was over in Belfast a couple of weeks ago and thought I’d chance backpage.
Had heard a lot about the lapdancer in Botanic, something different so why not?
External Link/Members OnlyNormally I go for an old rub and tug and generally like the hour as I do actually want a massage too. However had vague notions of the striptease then massage to give me a chance to reload.
Few texts to get things going standard fair, time and cost and whatnot. Location Botanic in what used to be student flats. Area has changed a lot or maybe I’m showin my age.
Arrived, told door was open and to come on it. It wasn’t so I was left waiting like a plank outside bricking it. Phone call made to open the door and apologies offered thought it was etc. Alarm bells going in my head and the thought came to mind to pull the pin and leg it.
Door opened and straight to bedroom and second alarm bell went as price seemed to go up and was explained that somebody else is looking after the booking. Was close to legging it but though fuck it might as well see what the fuss about this lapdancer is all about so went for that. Seemed to be keen to nudge me over into a full service but I’m generally content with a rub and tug.
The girl is the same as in the photos and is absolutely stunning however the amount of questions coming in I thought I had a plain clothes police officer on hand. Made me a bit uncomfortable but I’m sure it was supposed to be to calm me down.
Cost 80 notes.
The whole experience left me a bit disappointed. I normally frequent the cheaper Glasgow strip clubs and lap dance wasn’t that far off that. Nowhere near the quality of the Manchester clubs. Maybe it was just the atmosphere as the upstairs flat was making a lots of noise.
Onto the bed for a massage or handjob I think. Not sure which or what it was as again it was a bit average.
Didn’t know whether to go negative or neutral but settled on neutral. Decided not to go negative as she was making effort with conversation but a small I’m older I just didn’t make the connection. It’s not a negative as I don’t regret it. It is a neutral though as I wouldn’t go back again.
Others may think otherwise so make your own mind up.
