Author Topic: Milf julia xxx - Bristol  (Read 2763 times)


3 review(s) for Fit Olivia xxx (0 positive, 1 neutral, 2 negative) [Indexed by Goldfinch]

Offline Tallchris

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My motivations for travelling 50 miles to punt an AW advert with 4 feedbacks and no reviews were...

- Julia looked the double of a hot friend of mine
- my viagra resupply had arrived
- I was free of my regular committments for the day
- she advertized GFE, DFK, CIM all inclusive.  Nothing eeez extra.
- 110 for an hour wasn't a disaster if it went horribly wrong.

Comms were efficient and quick.  All by text.

The flat was easy to find in BS1, by the water.  Discreet and clean.  Good shower with heated floor. Punting area was bright clean fresh and, well, yellow.

Was greeted politely with a kiss by Julia who was friendly and Polish with fair skin and dyed blonde hair.  First impressions were yes she was indeed the double of my hot friend.  More a 12 than an 8. Settled up 110 for the hour and was offered a shower which I rook as she made such a massive big deal of it in her ad.  Once finished I had to wait 5 mins while she showered.  Why couldn't she have done that already? 

Difficult subject which I will try to deal with objectively.  Julia has had a double hip replacement which has left some serious scarring to go with the caesarian scar.  Not a problem for me, i'll probably need one in the next 5 years.  She has also lost some flexibility of her lower back.   The result is CG and RCGis not on the menu.

So at least 10 mins in and we beging with some kissing which was occasionally open mouth and a couple of tongues but not DFK with a hint of stale tobacco.  Establish theres no fingering so onto RO with her eyes still tightly shut.  Some response and she tastes nice.  Then OWO for which she opens her eyes and gives a 6/10 performance,  no great shakes.  Licks my balls for a bit.  Then suggests sex and FFS she has those Pasante blue condoms.  Im on viagra so it goes on OK.  Doggy and mish only.  By now the closed eyes, lack of passion (it was advertised) and my fear of somehow hurting her hips, made me settle on some more OWO and a CIM.  Except no CIM just a furious wank with some coconut oil.  I shoot my muck then call it a day.  As she cleans up a timer goes off by the bed which she must have set.  Except theres still 10 mins left.  She says that time is for shower.  So thats a 40 minute punt with a 20 minute shower thrown in.

For me a borderline neutral to negative but she was pleasant enough and gave a reasonable service with a bit of artistic licence.  Her GFE falls short of the standard I expect and have received elsewhere.

So its a neutral no return and afraid cant really recommend either.








Offline Tallchris

Bugger can admin change that to a neutral please?

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Bugger can admin change that to a neutral please?

I'm not admin  :D but I've done it for you. :thumbsup:

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Cheers.

He's a lovely 🐦, but he needs to fly out for some fresh air every once in a while, and try not to overwork himself.  :D

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He's a lovely 🐦, but he needs to fly out for some fresh air every once in a while, and try not to overwork himself.  :D

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With the amount of editing posts your doing 🐺🐺🐺 your turning into a clone of Sinz. :sarcastic:

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With the amount of editing posts your doing 🐺🐺🐺 your turning into a clone of Sinz. :sarcastic:
Oooh...good counter and a low blow too!  :lol: Nope, he's his own man, and I'm calming down a bit.  ;) :P  🐦🐦🐦

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Oooh...good counter and a low blow too!  :lol: Nope, he's his own man, and I'm calming down a bit.  ;) :P  🐦🐦🐦

Good call-sinz has just had 9 topic subject changes in a row-a couple of days ago you had 10 in a row. :scare:

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Good call-sinz has just had 9 topic subject changes in a row-a couple of days ago you had 10 in a row. :scare:

Did I? JC I didn't even notice!  :timeout:

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Cheers.

Thanks for the review, and a pity you didn't have a more pleasant experience, considering how far you had to travel for a TOFFT. Well done for trying though.  :hi:

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Good call-sinz has just had 9 topic subject changes in a row-a couple of days ago you had 10 in a row. :scare:

You realise this is not a competition ?

I make amendments where info is missing, I have an eye for detail.

Don’t really see your point here  :unknown:

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Don’t really see your point here  :unknown:
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You seem to have a fan club.   :lol: :lol: :lol:

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You seem to have a fan club.   :lol: :lol: :lol:

Did not realise doing stuff in the background to assist and help would cause soo much issues.

Others seems to brag about what I do behind the scenes, don’t really see the point.

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You realise this is not a competition ?

I make amendments where info is missing, I have an eye for detail.

Don’t really see your point here  :unknown:

Yes I know it's not a competition. :hi:

VW was spot on-myself and NW are in awe of you and all the great work you do behind the scenes-it's just banter I have with Wolfie 🐺🐺🐺 as he winds me up whenever I include a link missed by an op-but,ironically he now does more than me. ;)

Keep up the good work sinz. :thumbsup:

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Yes I know it's not a competition. :hi:

VW was spot on-myself and NW are in awe of you and all the great work you do behind the scenes-it's just banter I have with Wolfie 🐺🐺🐺 as he winds me up whenever I include a link missed by an op-but,ironically he now does more than me. ;)

Keep up the good work sinz. :thumbsup:

Its usually the other way around, I am used to getting negative comments and complaints about anything I do, I guess I was being defensive and too quick to judge, my bad.

Glad to see more helpers on board.

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A dubious looking AW review by josef66 has appeared for this girl.  He writes like an EE.

My review is more accurate.

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A dubious looking AW review by josef66 has appeared for this girl.  He writes like an EE.

My review is more accurate.

Just for the record, no one cares about AW reviews, everyone knows it’s bullshit.

Thanks for the update.