THIS REALLY HAS TO BE THE END.... So I fell for the Romanian rip-off again.....
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External Link/Members OnlyHad to be in East London to pick up some equipment from a college and then with time on my hands I thought that I would sample what the area had top offer. After a little research I decided to go for Janine. AW profile shows a very atttractive WG, trim and petite with a great body in sexy lingerie. UKP reviews generally gave a positive vibe. Phone call was answered immediately by a friendly EE voice, I did struggle a little to understand. However, agreed a passionate GFE for one hour at £100 and on my way.
Leyton E10 and the traffic is hell. Got to the address with 15mins to agreed time but all the parking in the neighbourhood is restricted residents only. I called Janine asking if she had permit but was told to park outside! I did feeling rather dubious. The house is a typical old terrace house very exposed. I saw a female behind the glass door as I approached and Janine opened the door.
Yes, she was smiling and good looking but dressed in a tee shirt and jogging bottoms. She led me to a downstairs room which served as her "Room" - it was dark and dismal with no furniture but the bed when I commented on this she put the light on - a bare swinging bulb which did not enhance the moment. She was smiling and laughing (leading me into a sense of false security but the little fellah was rising to the opportunity). I could see she was the girl from the profile so handed over the £ and looked forward to revealing the lingerie on her return she fiddled with the bedding, etc. time wasting. Light went off, tee shirt off, pants off and she stood there naked -a cracking body but I missed the thrill of the undressing. Probably not as trim as it used to be gently spreading at tummy level. I stepped over to kiss her but she says only neck no lips [first downer]. I thought just have to make do with those perfect tits, stripped and onto the bed were she started massaging the little fellah - who after the first enthusiasm was loosing interest. Onto RO and some gentle stroking to awaken the pussy which was getting moist then as the finger came to encourage more.... no fingers! [second downer]. So up I go to caress and massage those tits... but no! WTF doesn't like the nipple touching [third downer] and she would not lay at the side of me for general cuddles. Then the phone goes and she answers it, didn't see the text she sent but screen picture of her with young boy. I ask she says her son 11years old ... to my questions she says "I have 30 years! Now the little fellah is just about to go to sleep so she starts a massage, bangs on the condom and sticks him in her mouth [fourth downer]... and off course it is all downhill from here! When there is some stiffness she shoves it in to a moist and slack pussy. I do try but after several unrewarding positions she says only 10 minutes left and would I like HJ without condom. She could not even do that very well [fifth downer] so I had to finish myself.. and all the time she was liberally using wet wipes, reckon most of a packet was used. Hate the damned things [sixth downer].
Time up! Got dressed and was shown to the upstairs bathroom to wash my face then on the way out notice that the front room was laid out as the one I was in. Question answered "a friend lives her also ie it is to be classed as a brothel [seventh downer]. Left the premises went to my car which is almost direct outside. Checked the time - from leaving car to returning it had been 50mins.
I really should have walked, in fact I should never have made the appointment without clear and solid recommendations. Overall a complete waste of time and money then got stuck in traffic for way over two hours.. Thinking "Would probably have had more exotic enjoyment from a plastic fuck doll!"

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