Airport Girls

[CtrDM]

So, I arrived at EW a little later than planned. I rang the buzzer and there was a German guy at the door (on street level) with young Middle Eastern looking guy. He smiled and said “no more entrance today”. I was a little perplexed. I can’t think of a reason why they would knock me back. I wasn’t drunk and I don’t look like a trouble maker.  I do still get asked for ID  back in the UK (but never abroad) because I look young, but I would have presented my passport if required. I’d be interested to hear if this has happened to anyone else?

Anyway, with my plans in disarray and feeling horny, I turned to the DB app for guidance. I took the U6 to Templehof with a view to taking the S45 straight to Airport Girls.

Alas, “zug fallt aus” - the S45 was cancelled! So then I had to take the S46 to Berlin Aldershof and the S9 to Schonefeld. The irony of it is that navigating around cities on public transport is a guilty pleasure of mine. I always save the network map in my pictures and download the respective app (if I’m in Europe).

This was a test of such pleasure! But what the hell - I’m on holiday and there was a sustained amount of stress release to be had at the end!

So I arrived and was called upon immediately. I went the room and my little fella wouldn’t wake up! Whether it was the cold, or the drama, I don’t know but it’s the first time it’s ever happened to me!(that old chestnut, I hear you say lol).

After that, I had to have beer! Its not often I can say this, but it was the best decision I could make. After a while, I loosened up and was ready for action. Still a little shell shocked from my false start I was taken to a room by another girl where there was absolutely smashing some girl in there. Strangely, this got my little fella interested. Simultaneously, I fucked the girl in question. In the famous words of Alan Partridge “ah ha”!

The third session was with a girl called Paula. She was only in Berlin for 10 days and was returning to London to work. She spoke good English and took a shine to me. We chatted for a while then went upstairs, where she gave me a massage. It was great. The stress was well and truly released. Following the massage, we lay on the bed, talked and for a while and had a laugh. I ended up sitting with her for the night - with intervals when one or the other would go and fuck someone else .... Haha

My fourth was Diana. She is absolutely stunning. The type of girl you’d see in Liverpool (or your city) on a night out and be fixated . She was wearing a tight fitted dress and I’m all about tight fitted dresses! I had my eye on her from the minute I walked in, but she was miserable! You could tell she hated being there. Even though I knew it would be a bad session, I would have kicked myself if I hadn’t have taken her lol cbj and the least enthusiastic sex I’ve experienced, however, she was fuckin hot and I made the most of it!

After I fucked Diana and Paula fucked some other guy, I took Paula back up stairs. She massages me then asked if I would massage her. By all accounts, she enjoyed it (as did I)! After the reciprocal massage, we fucked and it was intense! She wasn’t the best looking, but when there’s a bit of chemistry it goes a long way. We must have been in the room for 30 mins . Again we chatted for a while and went back down.

My sixth and final was with a leggy blond (I can’t remember her name, but she’s the only one that matches that description). Cbj and doggy. It was ok, nothing special.

In between sessions, I was with a couple of German guys and some of the girls. I had a truly enjoyable time and a good laugh! For €80 it was a steal. Sex, beer and good company. I stayed until 1am and took the N7 back to Berlin where I then partied until 5am lol

To conclude, the girls were friendly and the sessions didn’t feel at all rushed. There was one 8/10 and one 7/10 - the rest were passable. The male to female ratio was 1:1 and at one point the women out numbered the men.

8 x Beer
3 x Sessions
2 x Massage (one reciprocal + sex)
1 x False start

= €80 - bargain!

I’m currently drinking an Irish coffee with a view to heading to Kufurnstrasse shortly. I love the fact I’m supposed to be in work lol

[Steve2]

Probably because Erlebluswonung was raided yesterday 

[Bill Tong]

Probably because Erlebluswonung was raided yesterday 

Yeah the guy at the door was a policeman. Only letting punters out if they had the wrist band showing they had been interviewed; and stopping new punters coming in.

[billybob69]

Great report @CtrDM . With trip reports on Alkmaar and The Hague you are rapidly becoming my favourite poster !

I've had Airport Girls on my to do list for a while, but had read reports about the place being swamped by guys, which many had assumed to be refugees.

Is the place big enough to chill out and get away from any gangs between sessions?
 

[adindas]

Great Report CtrDM

It is quite usual. Normally if you ring the bell they will just open the door for you adn you will need to go to third floor where you will meet a guy on the third floor who will take your contribution.

[CtrDM]

Great report @CtrDM . With trip reports on Alkmaar and The Hague you are rapidly becoming my favourite poster !

I've had Airport Girls on my to do list for a while, but had read reports about the place being swamped by guys, which many had assumed to be refugees.

Is the place big enough to chill out and get away from any gangs between sessions?

Danke, Billy 

I would recommend AG for sure! There was one “refuge” during my visit, but actually he was the soundest person there! The girls were great fun, maybe it was a lucky night for me but I think only you  can form your own opinion. My justification was that I’d spend €80 in Berlin in beer anyway, so why not have a few Romanians chucked in lol

[CtrDM]

Probably because Erlebluswonung was raided yesterday 

The guy at the door did look formal, come to think of it lol

Well, my €’s were better spent elsewhere 

[Steve2]

Danke, Billy 

I would recommend AG for sure! There was one “refuge” during my visit, but actually he was the soundest person there! The girls were great fun, maybe it was a lucky night for me but I think only you  can form your own opinion. My justification was that I’d spend €80 in Berlin in beer anyway, so why not have a few Romanians chucked in lol

I have only been to the daytime sessions at AG and that's when we have encountered the refugees more than a couple of times

[CtrDM]

I have only been to the daytime sessions at AG and that's when we have encountered the refugees more than a couple of times

I wonder if I was lucky! I do however feel that I earned that luck lol

There were a couple of German guys, I think two Italian and an Iranian. Maybe the refugees visit in the day time because it’s cheaper. Actually Paula said she didn’t like Berlin because there are many Arab guys who are rude etc and the money was better in London. I wonder how one gets a 10 day stint at a flat rate club lol

Like with all mongering, it’s hit or miss! I would certainly return, maybe even tonight lol

[CtrDM]

Great Report CtrDM

It is quite usual. Normally if you ring the bell they will just open the door for you adn you will need to go to third floor where you will meet a guy on the third floor who will take your contribution.

This guy was at the door on street level, it was strange! I didn’t want to hang about so literally done a u turn to the u bahn lol

[adindas]

This guy was at the door on street level, it was strange! I didn’t want to hang about so literally done a u turn to the u bahn lol

I read a post where there was a raid in EW, it might just a coincidence you were there while at that particular day. It is highly likely the police are seeking evidence of tax Evasion, It has happened on other place in Berlin as well like Insomnia, Artemis

[CtrDM]

I read a post where there was a raid in EW, it might just a coincidence you were there while at that particular day. It is highly likely the police are seeking evidence of tax Evasion, It has happened on other place in Berlin as well like Insomnia, Artemis

Raiding a GB party must be the pinnacle of policing lol sounds like it was lucky that I was running behind schedule!

[Bill Tong]

Raiding a GB party must be the pinnacle of policing lol sounds like it was lucky that I was running behind schedule!

Yeah, did you read my report on the EW thread? When I saw the police my first thought was 'great some girls have come in kinky uniforms'

[Bill Tong]

I read a post where there was a raid in EW, it might just a coincidence you were there while at that particular day. It is highly likely the police are seeking evidence of tax Evasion, It has happened on other place in Berlin as well like Insomnia, Artemis

Yes it was a tax evasion investigation team. Police were there to support and take details of all punters.

[adindas]

Yeah, did you read my report on the EW thread? When I saw the police my first thought was 'great some girls have come in kinky uniforms'
Yes it was a tax evasion investigation team. Police were there to support and take details of all punters.

Thanks for your info

Raiding a GB party must be the pinnacle of policing lol sounds like it was lucky that I was running behind schedule!

Nothing to worry, as prostitution is legal in Germany. The last thing the police will want is to get involved in argument with the ordinary people where there is a reporter with them.

I had personal experience myself in Insomnia. When I came there was a police raid, At the time I have taken off all of my clothes. The police and the management just inform me and one other guy to go outside and wait the reception area. BUt not conveninece to wait abut an hour ...

 Fortunately, they did not take my picture, lol.

I wonder what is the German law is saying in regards taking someone picture in a licence place for legal activity without people permission??

[CtrDM]

Yeah, did you read my report on the EW thread? When I saw the police my first thought was 'great some girls have come in kinky uniforms'

Hahaha! The guy who confronted me couldn’t have pulled off a kinky uniform 

[CtrDM]

Thanks for your info

Nothing to worry, as prostitution is legal in Germany.

I wonder what is the German law is saying in regards taking someone picture in a licence place for legal activity without people permission??

A picture for the wank bank, possibly lol Germany is one of  the most open minded places in the world, clearly it was something unconventional! How in gods name does a country police taxes in a brothel!? Imagine Teresa May and Jeremy Corbyn fighting that out at PMQ’s 

[clist]

I have only been to the daytime sessions at AG and that's when we have encountered the refugees more than a couple of times

Hi Steve2,

New to this but I've read many posts on this forum and you seem to be popping up every now and then!

The (masses) refugees concerns me as it seems like it would drive down the quality of the day (e.g. no OWO and girls there become more reluctant when too many guys are there) - does this tend to be more of the case on Tuesdays? I plan to pay a visit there in mid March..

Cheers Steve2!

[Steve2]

Hi Steve2,

New to this but I've read many posts on this forum and you seem to be popping up every now and then!

The (masses) refugees concerns me as it seems like it would drive down the quality of the day (e.g. no OWO and girls there become more reluctant when too many guys are there) - does this tend to be more of the case on Tuesdays? I plan to pay a visit there in mid March..

Cheers Steve2!

Not got a clue but they do appear regularly. AFAIK none of the girls there do OWO now

[clist]

Not got a clue but they do appear regularly. AFAIK none of the girls there do OWO now

that's a shame.

Do you have any hints/tips for first timers visiting Airport girls in 2018?

Cheers

[CtrDM]

that's a shame.

Do you have any hints/tips for first timers visiting Airport girls in 2018?

Cheers

I wouldn’t over think it mate, just do it. You’ll note from reading the forum that no two reports or experiences are the same. Some are good and some not so good but, if nothing else, it’s an experience!

At the end of the day, it’s only going to cost you €60. If you have one or two good sessions and a couple of beers, it’s good value for money.

[clist]

I wouldn’t over think it mate, just do it. You’ll note from reading the forum that no two reports or experiences are the same. Some are good and some not so good but, if nothing else, it’s an experience!

At the end of the day, it’s only going to cost you €60. If you have one or two good sessions and a couple of beers, it’s good value for money.

Hear hear!!

[Steve2]

that's a shame.

Do you have any hints/tips for first timers visiting Airport girls in 2018?

Cheers

As has been said, for €60 you cannot go wrong. Just go and enjoy. I am sure you will find at least a few girls to your liking, free beer, and normally a good crowd.

[Donald Tramp]

Yeah, 2018 seems to be just like any other year in AG. Which in my mind is just a good thing.

Owo was always hard to get here, maybe 1 in 10 did that, so that's not an issue here.

What I like here is that they seem to keep bringing new girls in quite frequently (or they just have wide enough line-up to rotate).

I've been to AG now 5 or 6 times (first time being in 2016) and seen during that time maybe 30 different girls, banged probably around 25 of them. The last time I was there (2 months ago), I counted 11 different girls in the house (usually there's been 6-8) and it was day time.

Some of them have been so good that I really wanted to see them again, but had no luck with that. But then again there has always been other good enough ones to pick, so no complaining.

This is the place I always seem to go when in Berlin. It's like KFC or your local pizza joint, no fine dining but satisfies your needs with unbeatable price and you never leave the place completely disappointed.

There's only one girl here out of place and that's the tall, long dark haired with a very pretty face, keeping on her own and not chatting with other girls like they normally do. She might look like she's shy even but reality is that she's just a bitch. I did fall for her once, but never again. She was the most horrible experience ever in AG (and in any other place as well for that matter). She didn't allow touching anywhere and fucking was only allowed in one position (reverse cowgirl, her back facing me) and controlled by her (she was shaking her ass savagely like crazy and didn't allow cock to enter her vagina properly, only a tip in). So, after few minutes of that insanity, I said to her fuck it and left the room in anger. I even lost my hard-on with her and I had been taking Viagra! That hasn't happened to me ever, anywhere, obviously. But that tells you everything you need to know about that girl. So make sure you don't pick her while in AG. She needs to get the boot before ruining the whole place's reputation. I've recognized her in few reviews, unfortunately. She doen't remember me, 'cos she has approached me twice since that incident and both times I obviously just chased her away, making it very clear that I'm not interested in repeating that horrible experience with her.

AG has it's own character, like every other place in Berlin I've been to. It is, as someone already said, like some romanian mafia's clubhouse, but with no negative feeling to it 'cos you're treated like invited guest there. The vibe there is 100% romanian.

Artemis is like some up-scale disco, Insomnia like some modern hip-disco, Anni Porsche like some shelter house for bulgarian homeless gypsy beggars and Airport girls as said above. All different, all having some unique vibe or things to offer.

Although I'm not sure if I ever go to Anni Porsce again, it was too rough and also the only place where I was very disappointed with the service (I'll write a longer review when I've time for that). All I can say now that I really can not recommend that to anyone.

[CtrDM]

Yeah, 2018 seems to be just like any other year in AG. Which in my mind is just a good thing.

Owo was always hard to get here, maybe 1 in 10 did that, so that's not an issue here.

What I like here is that they seem to keep bringing new girls in quite frequently (or they just have wide enough line-up to rotate).

I've been to AG now 5 or 6 times (first time being in 2016) and seen during that time maybe 30 different girls, banged probably around 25 of them. The last time I was there (2 months ago), I counted 11 different girls in the house (usually there's been 6-8) and it was day time.

Some of them have been so good that I really wanted to see them again, but had no luck with that. But then again there has always been other good enough ones to pick, so no complaining.

This is the place I always seem to go when in Berlin. It's like KFC or your local pizza joint, no fine dining but satisfies your needs with unbeatable price and you never leave the place completely disappointed.

There's only one girl here out of place and that's the tall, long dark haired with a very pretty face, keeping on her own and not chatting with other girls like they normally do. She might look like she's shy even but reality is that she's just a bitch. I did fall for her once, but never again. She was the most horrible experience ever in AG (and in any other place as well for that matter). She didn't allow touching anywhere and fucking was only allowed in one position (reverse cowgirl, her back facing me) and controlled by her (she was shaking her ass savagely like crazy and didn't allow cock to enter her vagina properly, only a tip in). So, after few minutes of that insanity, I said to her fuck it and left the room in anger. I even lost my hard-on with her and I had been taking Viagra! That hasn't happened to me ever, anywhere, obviously. But that tells you everything you need to know about that girl. So make sure you don't pick her while in AG. She needs to get the boot before ruining the whole place's reputation. I've recognized her in few reviews, unfortunately. She doen't remember me, 'cos she has approached me twice since that incident and both times I obviously just chased her away, making it very clear that I'm not interested in repeating that horrible experience with her.

AG has it's own character, like every other place in Berlin I've been to. It is, as someone already said, like some romanian mafia's clubhouse, but with no negative feeling to it 'cos you're treated like invited guest there. The vibe there is 100% romanian.

Artemis is like some up-scale disco, Insomnia like some modern hip-disco, Anni Porsche like some shelter house for bulgarian homeless gypsy beggars and Airport girls as said above. All different, all having some unique vibe or things to offer.

Although I'm not sure if I ever go to Anni Porsce again, it was too rough and also the only place where I was very disappointed with the service (I'll write a longer review when I've time for that). All I can say now that I really can not recommend that to anyone.

Hi Donald,

Great review, the summary in your penultimate paragraph cracked me up.

I’m almost 100% that the girl (bitch) to which you refer is Diana, who I  reviewed as my “fourth”.

She is by far the hottest girl in there, but that doesn’t justify her shocking attitude. She did begin the session by facing away (exactly as you described it), but I did eventually get her in the missionary position. Not that it made the slightest bit of difference.

On looks alone, I’d have used all up my 6 sessions her lol

[Donald Tramp]

I’m almost 100% that the girl (bitch) to which you refer is Diana, who I  reviewed as my “fourth”.

She is by far the hottest girl in there, but that doesn’t justify her shocking attitude. She did begin the session by facing away (exactly as you described it), but I did eventually get her in the missionary position. Not that it made the slightest bit of difference.

On looks alone, I’d have used all up my 6 sessions her lol

Yeah, it must be her I'm quite sure. I never ask their names and if they do say it aloud, I usually forget it the second I'm outta door. In these cases knowing the name would be good 'tho, just to warn fellow punters if anything.

What comes to these refugees - I've been to AG twice in the evening and rest of the times day time and I've only seen like two that have looked like they might be refugees. One was like mute, keeping just to himself but doing no harm to anybody and one was weird little chap, making a big show of himself and (for that reason) being kicked in the arse (hard) several times by one of the working girls, a very tall and amazon-like chubby, looking like she's been herding the cattle all of her life somewhere deep down in Romania's countryside.

She was like twice the size of that poor ol' scrawny afghan and she was very dominant towards him, to the point of humiliation while dragging him around the room like a rag doll in front of everybody. I was laughing like crazy when watching that extraordinary action from the couch while sippin Beck's. For some reason the target of humiliation seemed to be laughing along as well. Maybe it was an orchestrated act, God only knows.

The only downside to AG is that it can get a bit boring in between sessions if you're unlucky and there isn't any english-speaking comrades present since nearly none of the girls speak english at all. All you can do is watch football on a telly (that seems to be going on all the time), smoke and down some drinks while recovering. I've read from some reviews that sauna has been off but that has never happened when I've been there so that has been a good place too to kill some time while getting ready for the next round.

All in all AG is one of the best places in the world and I really hope they keep on going for a long time to come. Thank God I'll be there again in two weeks 

[Steve2]

I think her name is Julia

Maybe my visits coincided with the refugees getting their dole money

There were about 10 or 12 of them who all knew each other, drinking large amounts and generally pissing the girls off

[Donald Tramp]

Oh well... my last visit to AG unfortunately turned out to be somewhat different than previous ones. And not in a good way.

There were refugees (most of the guys in the house were those), sauna was off (electricity problem) and the quality of girls definitely lower than usual. It was saturday (day shift).

Of course there was this same girl I've been talking about and warned you about, but there were few other rotten apples too. I hope this isn't going to be a new trend there, 'cos I'm going to take my shit elsewhere soon if that's the case. If that would've been my first time in AG, I'm quite sure it would've been my last too. Only the good memories of my previous visits kept me  waiting there patiently for things to turn out good in the end.

After a bit of surveillance in the beginning and realizing that today isn't the best possible day what comes to girls, I picked just one who looked decent enough to get started. Fuck was passable, doggy bit complicated 'cos the girl was staying in a weird position, her back curved like a cat, trying to make full penetration as difficult as possible. I still made it 'tho.

We went first in the big room and there was some shouting going on and I saw one indian dude laying on his back on a bed and very aggressive girl screaming blue murder for whatever reason. I interviewed the guy later on and it turned out that she was just trying to do everything she can to make intercourse not to happen (changing condoms several times for no reason, being rude, didn't let him touch her, didn't allow any other positions except for one etc. etc. - you know how it is). So we stormed off the room and went to fuck elsewhere.

The screaming bitch was new to me, and since i'm always after trying new ones, I consider myself lucky to enter that room right then 'cos after that it didn't cross my mind to try her anymore. And what i observed later, she seemed to be very rude for everyone else too. Not smiling and talking to the customers like they're dogs or something.

After first one I went with one crazy girl (there always seems to be at least one who seems to be off her tits or maybe it's just some romanian thing I don't get) and while I was a bit of afraid how it might turn put to be, it was good. We clicked somehow and I must admit that her crazy showmanship was entertaining, it kinda made the whole gloomy place lighten up a bit and seemingly loosened up customers as well. It was positive romanian craziness, unlike that previous bitch screaming in the room who was from the other end of the spectrum. Also, with that girl I saw for the first time that downstairs room which is easily the best and comfiest one in the house. I've always wondered why no-one is ever going there.

The reason why I ended up there might be that I was talking about massage first and only then when in the room, I said I want to fuck (ficken in german). She thought all the time I just wanted a massage. I also learned that nowadays you can choose there if you want a girl to give you a massage or you wanna fuck her. Choice has to be made, 'cos you can't take both (which is weird, but probably again some romanian logic that is too far out for me to comprehend). So probably that downstairs room is reserved for massage only and i was just lucky this time. Anyways, it was a nice room with mirrors on the ceiling and sides as well, nice bed and spacey room. That girl loved those mirrors obviously 'cos she seemed to watch us fucking all the time from those with a smile on her face.

Then came the real saviour of the day - new young pretty girl with massive firm tits and a cute smile. Just a little bit chubby, but not much. Tight, clear, soft skin like young girls do have. She must not be much over 20 I'm sure. Can be even under that. She was recommended to me by this indian bloke (thanks, buddy! ), who was with her twice that day. She's one of the best ones ever in that house in my opinion. Looking in the eyes while fucking and giving that cutest of smiles at the same time and looking like she's enjoying that a lot too. As close to GFE you can get in that house . A gem. Sadly, I lost her name but she had a long dark hair. And blue or green eyes. Very pale skin for a romanian too.

I should've left it at there. But there was still one to go on my wristband, so I just picked one bitch I've fucked before 'cos there were no new girls anymore I hadn't tried already (except for this one I didn't even want to try). I remembered that she wasn't really good, lying on a bed like dead fish last time and looking at the sideways when fucking but at least she kept her mouth shut while I was fucking.

Not this time. As soon as we got into a room, she started to complain about everything. I wasn't listening and instead made a sound that suggested her to shut the fuck up. Then she got mad: "don't shhhh to me!" etc. etc. I didn't know should i just punch her in the face so hard that she drops unconcious or what, but i knew that I'm not going to listen to that shit for long. After short fucking, i got fed up with her face and commanded the bitch on a doggy position. After few strokes she put her hand on my cock which i didn't like and told her that as well. A bit more fucking and that god damn hand was still there. And she's saying something stupid to me about condom falling off if she's not doing that (just for your information, it hasn't ever happened to me, it's not even physically possible).

That was it, I've had it! I let the bitch hear a lesson and made it very clear that she's just a sack of shit who should know her place and nothing more. I hope I never have to see that whore again. I also complained about her to one of the working guys there, saying that she's one crazy fucking bitch and he just replied bluntly "I know", with a tone that made it clear he's seen that shit a little too many times before.

She has a loud, raspy voice like Rod Stewart or Bonnie Tyler, a bit chubby, dark hair, talking loudly most of the time and claims that she's living in London (which I'm sure is complete nonsense and she's been to London only in her dreams). Avoid, if you can.

I also met a nice bloke from London there, forgot to ask if he's a member on this forum, but if you recognize yourself; cheers mate!  And I hope that you had good time later that day And thanks for the tips, I'll definitely visit Samya one of these days

I'll probably still give AG a chance or two, but if things keep going downhill this way, I'm not hesitating to skip that place altogether on my Berlin trips in the future.

[CtrDM]

Oh well... my last visit to AG unfortunately turned out to be somewhat different than previous ones. And not in a good way.

There were refugees (most of the guys in the house were those), sauna was off (electricity problem) and the quality of girls definitely lower than usual. It was saturday (day shift).

Of course there was this same girl I've been talking about and warned you about, but there were few other rotten apples too. I hope this isn't going to be a new trend there, 'cos I'm going to take my shit elsewhere soon if that's the case. If that would've been my first time in AG, I'm quite sure it would've been my last too. Only the good memories of my previous visits kept me  waiting there patiently for things to turn out good in the end.

After a bit of surveillance in the beginning and realizing that today isn't the best possible day what comes to girls, I picked just one who looked decent enough to get started. Fuck was passable, doggy bit complicated 'cos the girl was staying in a weird position, her back curved like a cat, trying to make full penetration as difficult as possible. I still made it 'tho.

We went first in the big room and there was some shouting going on and I saw one indian dude laying on his back on a bed and very aggressive girl screaming blue murder for whatever reason. I interviewed the guy later on and it turned out that she was just trying to do everything she can to make intercourse not to happen (changing condoms several times for no reason, being rude, didn't let him touch her, didn't allow any other positions except for one etc. etc. - you know how it is). So we stormed off the room and went to fuck elsewhere.

The screaming bitch was new to me, and since i'm always after trying new ones, I consider myself lucky to enter that room right then 'cos after that it didn't cross my mind to try her anymore. And what i observed later, she seemed to be very rude for everyone else too. Not smiling and talking to the customers like they're dogs or something.

After first one I went with one crazy girl (there always seems to be at least one who seems to be off her tits or maybe it's just some romanian thing I don't get) and while I was a bit of afraid how it might turn put to be, it was good. We clicked somehow and I must admit that her crazy showmanship was entertaining, it kinda made the whole gloomy place lighten up a bit and seemingly loosened up customers as well. It was positive romanian craziness, unlike that previous bitch screaming in the room who was from the other end of the spectrum. Also, with that girl I saw for the first time that downstairs room which is easily the best and comfiest one in the house. I've always wondered why no-one is ever going there.

The reason why I ended up there might be that I was talking about massage first and only then when in the room, I said I want to fuck (ficken in german). She thought all the time I just wanted a massage. I also learned that nowadays you can choose there if you want a girl to give you a massage or you wanna fuck her. Choice has to be made, 'cos you can't take both (which is weird, but probably again some romanian logic that is too far out for me to comprehend). So probably that downstairs room is reserved for massage only and i was just lucky this time. Anyways, it was a nice room with mirrors on the ceiling and sides as well, nice bed and spacey room. That girl loved those mirrors obviously 'cos she seemed to watch us fucking all the time from those with a smile on her face.

Then came the real saviour of the day - new young pretty girl with massive firm tits and a cute smile. Just a little bit chubby, but not much. Tight, clear, soft skin like young girls do have. She must not be much over 20 I'm sure. Can be even under that. She was recommended to me by this indian bloke (thanks, buddy! ), who was with her twice that day. She's one of the best ones ever in that house in my opinion. Looking in the eyes while fucking and giving that cutest of smiles at the same time and looking like she's enjoying that a lot too. As close to GFE you can get in that house . A gem. Sadly, I lost her name but she had a long dark hair. And blue or green eyes. Very pale skin for a romanian too.

I should've left it at there. But there was still one to go on my wristband, so I just picked one bitch I've fucked before 'cos there were no new girls anymore I hadn't tried already (except for this one I didn't even want to try). I remembered that she wasn't really good, lying on a bed like dead fish last time and looking at the sideways when fucking but at least she kept her mouth shut while I was fucking.

Not this time. As soon as we got into a room, she started to complain about everything. I wasn't listening and instead made a sound that suggested her to shut the fuck up. Then she got mad: "don't shhhh to me!" etc. etc. I didn't know should i just punch her in the face so hard that she drops unconcious or what, but i knew that I'm not going to listen to that shit for long. After short fucking, i got fed up with her face and commanded the bitch on a doggy position. After few strokes she put her hand on my cock which i didn't like and told her that as well. A bit more fucking and that god damn hand was still there. And she's saying something stupid to me about condom falling off if she's not doing that (just for your information, it hasn't ever happened to me, it's not even physically possible).

That was it, I've had it! I let the bitch hear a lesson and made it very clear that she's just a sack of shit who should know her place and nothing more. I hope I never have to see that whore again. I also complained about her to one of the working guys there, saying that she's one crazy fucking bitch and he just replied bluntly "I know", with a tone that made it clear he's seen that shit a little too many times before.

She has a loud, raspy voice like Rod Stewart or Bonnie Tyler, a bit chubby, dark hair, talking loudly most of the time and claims that she's living in London (which I'm sure is complete nonsense and she's been to London only in her dreams). Avoid, if you can.

I also met a nice bloke from London there, forgot to ask if he's a member on this forum, but if you recognize yourself; cheers mate!  And I hope that you had good time later that day And thanks for the tips, I'll definitely visit Samya one of these days

I'll probably still give AG a chance or two, but if things keep going downhill this way, I'm not hesitating to skip that place altogether on my Berlin trips in the future.

Haha another great report mate! Sounds like an eventful one, AG sure is a mixed bag lol

The girls are insane. When you visit a bar or end up in a party in the UK, from time to time you come across ‘that girl’ - usually the fat one pining for attention and ruining ones chances with her friend, thus ruining the night. I would like to say that generally we’re more refined here, but a night out on any given weekend would put that to bed!

I wonder if it’s a cultural thing or if it’s just the type of girl that such a place attracts. I guess it’s hardly conducive to a relaxed atmosphere lol

Anyway, you must return at least one more time and report back to us lol

All the best

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Oh well... my last visit to AG unfortunately turned out to be somewhat different than previous ones. And not in a good way.

There were refugees (most of the guys in the house were those), sauna was off (electricity problem) and the quality of girls definitely lower than usual. It was saturday (day shift).

Of course there was this same girl I've been talking about and warned you about, but there were few other rotten apples too. I hope this isn't going to be a new trend there, 'cos I'm going to take my shit elsewhere soon if that's the case. If that would've been my first time in AG, I'm quite sure it would've been my last too. Only the good memories of my previous visits kept me  waiting there patiently for things to turn out good in the end.

After a bit of surveillance in the beginning and realizing that today isn't the best possible day what comes to girls, I picked just one who looked decent enough to get started. Fuck was passable, doggy bit complicated 'cos the girl was staying in a weird position, her back curved like a cat, trying to make full penetration as difficult as possible. I still made it 'tho.

We went first in the big room and there was some shouting going on and I saw one indian dude laying on his back on a bed and very aggressive girl screaming blue murder for whatever reason. I interviewed the guy later on and it turned out that she was just trying to do everything she can to make intercourse not to happen (changing condoms several times for no reason, being rude, didn't let him touch her, didn't allow any other positions except for one etc. etc. - you know how it is). So we stormed off the room and went to fuck elsewhere.

The screaming bitch was new to me, and since i'm always after trying new ones, I consider myself lucky to enter that room right then 'cos after that it didn't cross my mind to try her anymore. And what i observed later, she seemed to be very rude for everyone else too. Not smiling and talking to the customers like they're dogs or something.

After first one I went with one crazy girl (there always seems to be at least one who seems to be off her tits or maybe it's just some romanian thing I don't get) and while I was a bit of afraid how it might turn put to be, it was good. We clicked somehow and I must admit that her crazy showmanship was entertaining, it kinda made the whole gloomy place lighten up a bit and seemingly loosened up customers as well. It was positive romanian craziness, unlike that previous bitch screaming in the room who was from the other end of the spectrum. Also, with that girl I saw for the first time that downstairs room which is easily the best and comfiest one in the house. I've always wondered why no-one is ever going there.

The reason why I ended up there might be that I was talking about massage first and only then when in the room, I said I want to fuck (ficken in german). She thought all the time I just wanted a massage. I also learned that nowadays you can choose there if you want a girl to give you a massage or you wanna fuck her. Choice has to be made, 'cos you can't take both (which is weird, but probably again some romanian logic that is too far out for me to comprehend). So probably that downstairs room is reserved for massage only and i was just lucky this time. Anyways, it was a nice room with mirrors on the ceiling and sides as well, nice bed and spacey room. That girl loved those mirrors obviously 'cos she seemed to watch us fucking all the time from those with a smile on her face.

Then came the real saviour of the day - new young pretty girl with massive firm tits and a cute smile. Just a little bit chubby, but not much. Tight, clear, soft skin like young girls do have. She must not be much over 20 I'm sure. Can be even under that. She was recommended to me by this indian bloke (thanks, buddy! ), who was with her twice that day. She's one of the best ones ever in that house in my opinion. Looking in the eyes while fucking and giving that cutest of smiles at the same time and looking like she's enjoying that a lot too. As close to GFE you can get in that house . A gem. Sadly, I lost her name but she had a long dark hair. And blue or green eyes. Very pale skin for a romanian too.

I should've left it at there. But there was still one to go on my wristband, so I just picked one bitch I've fucked before 'cos there were no new girls anymore I hadn't tried already (except for this one I didn't even want to try). I remembered that she wasn't really good, lying on a bed like dead fish last time and looking at the sideways when fucking but at least she kept her mouth shut while I was fucking.

Not this time. As soon as we got into a room, she started to complain about everything. I wasn't listening and instead made a sound that suggested her to shut the fuck up. Then she got mad: "don't shhhh to me!" etc. etc. I didn't know should i just punch her in the face so hard that she drops unconcious or what, but i knew that I'm not going to listen to that shit for long. After short fucking, i got fed up with her face and commanded the bitch on a doggy position. After few strokes she put her hand on my cock which i didn't like and told her that as well. A bit more fucking and that god damn hand was still there. And she's saying something stupid to me about condom falling off if she's not doing that (just for your information, it hasn't ever happened to me, it's not even physically possible).

That was it, I've had it! I let the bitch hear a lesson and made it very clear that she's just a sack of shit who should know her place and nothing more. I hope I never have to see that whore again. I also complained about her to one of the working guys there, saying that she's one crazy fucking bitch and he just replied bluntly "I know", with a tone that made it clear he's seen that shit a little too many times before.

She has a loud, raspy voice like Rod Stewart or Bonnie Tyler, a bit chubby, dark hair, talking loudly most of the time and claims that she's living in London (which I'm sure is complete nonsense and she's been to London only in her dreams). Avoid, if you can.

I also met a nice bloke from London there, forgot to ask if he's a member on this forum, but if you recognize yourself; cheers mate!  And I hope that you had good time later that day And thanks for the tips, I'll definitely visit Samya one of these days

I'll probably still give AG a chance or two, but if things keep going downhill this way, I'm not hesitating to skip that place altogether on my Berlin trips in the future.

Fantastic post. Sorry to hear it’s going downhill as I was planning on visiting soon. Been once before and enjoyed it though I totally agree with you on it getting boring between punts.