Harmony massage - earls court

[Ronnieosullivan]

First review so here goes...

Location - known massage parlour near enough opposite earls court station

Price - £30 for 30mins massage - £50 for extras

The nitty gritty - walked in and was met by a 40something old MILF (hong kong)who was slim and dressed in pencil skirt and knee high boots. Paid up and was led downstairs and into a room which was a bit shitty to be fair. Bit grotty but to be fair i wasnt there to price it up for redecorating.
Got stalkers and she proceeded to give a fairly decent massage so no complaints about that.

This is where it gets weird....
She takes her clothes off and shes in decent nick. Pert tit.....and yes i only mean one tit. She told me she had a car crash and she lost a boob. So she proceeds to hang her hair over the bit thats missing and cracks on with the extras. Sensual wanking...light kissing....Ball sucking....gooch licking...playing with my ballon knot. The full works apart from sucking me off - all good but i cant cum. Mental block is in full swing now and its not happening. I grab my well lubed cock and start wanking myself off. Shes kissing my neck and sucking my nips whilst im doing this and then she realises im about to cum- the dirty bitch stuck 2 long nailed fingers up my arse ffs shots fired and she wipes me up and away i go walking back to the station like ive shit myself.

All in all a decent £70 spent. Just a bit weird getting wanked off by a bird with one tit and her ramming 2 fingers up my arris without warning

[Goldfinch]

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[Steve121]

First review so here goes...

Location - known massage parlour near enough opposite earls court station

Price - £30 for 30mins massage - £50 for extras

The nitty gritty - walked in and was met by a 40something old MILF (hong kong)who was slim and dressed in pencil skirt and knee high boots. Paid up and was led downstairs and into a room which was a bit shitty to be fair. Bit grotty but to be fair i wasnt there to price it up for redecorating.
Got stalkers and she proceeded to give a fairly decent massage so no complaints about that.

This is where it gets weird....
She takes her clothes off and shes in decent nick. Pert tit.....and yes i only mean one tit. She told me she had a car crash and she lost a boob. So she proceeds to hang her hair over the bit thats missing and cracks on with the extras. Sensual wanking...light kissing....Ball sucking....gooch licking...playing with my ballon knot. The full works apart from sucking me off - all good but i cant cum. Mental block is in full swing now and its not happening. I grab my well lubed cock and start wanking myself off. Shes kissing my neck and sucking my nips whilst im doing this and then she realises im about to cum- the dirty bitch stuck 2 long nailed fingers up my arse ffs shots fired and she wipes me up and away i go walking back to the station like ive shit myself.

All in all a decent £70 spent. Just a bit weird getting wanked off by a bird with one tit and her ramming 2 fingers up my arris without warning

This made me laugh. At least you managed a happy ending. Think I would struggle in that situation.

Steve121

[rebelsurge]

Great report. Made me laugh. Definitely a specialist taste

[Jonestown]

This place has been refurbished in the last year, when i went to see Emma the rooms downstairs were fine.

Did you catch the name of this poor unfortunate who lost a tit in a car crash ?

[Ronnieosullivan]

This place has been refurbished in the last year, when i went to see Emma the rooms downstairs were fine.

Did you catch the name of this poor unfortunate who lost a tit in a car crash ?

Nah didnt catch her name - mid 40s....Tall and slim...proper sort. Minus one tit though

Hate to think what the gaff was like before the refurb then.

The service was was decent so cant complain. Another life experience i suppose haha

[smellychip]

lmao. This is hilarious mate, thanks for sharing

[hunter2]

Was in harmony massage yesterday decent massage by milf with one tit