SILVIA_LOVE - Glasgow

[Gunner1]

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I tried booking sexxy.gabby who was unfortunately full but recommended her friend, check her and she had no feedback on here and 1 review on AW but I was horny and there was nothing else available (usual) so I thought fuck it went ahead and booked.

Headed over to her flat near Charring Cross. Kept waiting 5-10 mins when I got in she was wearing heels and sexy underwear, she started by saying hi, 30? 30? Now this is where it started to go downhill, this girl talks NO English and I was very close to walking but thought fuck it stick it out as I saw her ass which looked very nice. I eventually realised she was confirming the booking length so I handed her £70, she went away to stash it and I could hear her talking to someone, I am going to assume this was Gabby as there was another bedroom opposite the 1 I was in with heels on the floor, didn’t sound like a guy. She comes back and this is where it starts improving, lots of FK and she moves down, wipes me first (I just showered) but surprisingly very gentle and gives me a very good blowjob with some ball sucking wasn’t long before I was close to cumming so told her to put the jacket on and got her bent over for doggy, her ass is unreal and this girl is tight, prob the tightest girl I've fucked didn't last long and cam in the jacket. Quick clean up and she says she will be back in a sec, she comes back with a phone and uses google translate to speak to me, general chit chat and apologies for not being able to talk English etc had a quick massage and some kissing/hugging before the time was up.

Overall I wasn't sure what rating to give her but honestly I can't fault the girl she was very nice and came across as genuine the language was abit of an issue but tbh prob wouldn’t stop me seeing her again. The service she provided was good and she's tight but for a new girl £70 hh does seem abit steep. Body wise her figure is cracking, very petite girl with a nice ass, her face isn't that nice tbh but she has plenty of pics up so you can judge for yourself. She was talking Spanish to google translate and Gabby is 'confirmed' Spanish so I am goona assume Silvia is too. I think shes only in Glasgow for a few days.

[hardtoplease]

  Gunner1 and thanks for the review. I had a look at this burd this morning for a possible punt tomoz when in Glasgow. Might give her a miss now based on the language barriers 

I met Gaby (https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=168437.msg1798790#msg1798790) and found her English to be quite poor as well. Thankfully I'm fluent in Spanish (OK, no I'm not) so conversation was stilted and a bit awkward  at times. I'm certain she has a "Sergei" who builds her AW profile and answers her conversations on UKE. Not really an issue for me but still - awkward!

So I just fucked her instead 

[Sexy.gabby]

I do not have serguei, nor do I dimitri, nor pimp, nor anything.
my web profile helped me write it my boyfriend, who has an English level equal to yours. the conversations in UKE also I wrote them (sometimes I do it better sometimes I do it worse).

Silvia_love is my friend, we have come together. She does not speak English and my spoken English is not good. I have never hidden it and several times in UKE I have said it.
Silvia was talking to me and asking me something.

My only pimp is my pussy.

Normally I do not comment in this section because I know I should not do it. but I'm tired of you thinking that I have a pimp. and Silvia or me, let's be Romanian.
We are Spanish, we use the google translator in Spanish and, we have no problem in showing our passports.

a kiss. And I'm sorry if this comment offended someone. I'm not going to answer more here.

and thank you very much for giving a positive review to my friend.

[Matrix]

Fancied her when she was in Edinburgh, but whoever was texting on her behalf was a bit loopy and useless at organising. Received some rather strange texts, hours after my enquiry.

[hardtoplease]

I do not have serguei, nor do I dimitri, nor pimp, nor anything.
my web profile helped me write it my boyfriend, who has an English level equal to yours. the conversations in UKE also I wrote them (sometimes I do it better sometimes I do it worse).

Silvia_love is my friend, we have come together. She does not speak English and my spoken English is not good. I have never hidden it and several times in UKE I have said it.
Silvia was talking to me and asking me something.

My only pimp is my pussy.

Normally I do not comment in this section because I know I should not do it. but I'm tired of you thinking that I have a pimp. and Silvia or me, let's be Romanian.
We are Spanish, we use the google translator in Spanish and, we have no problem in showing our passports.

a kiss. And I'm sorry if this comment offended someone. I'm not going to answer more here.

and thank you very much for giving a positive review to my friend.

  Gabby, no need to get all defensive, this site is for punters and we have a habit of ripping the pish at times. I know fine well you don't have a pimp 

Next time I come and give your pimp, sorry, pussy a hard pumping, I'll explain what I mean 

[Matrix]

I'm certain she has a "Sergei" who builds her AW profile and answers her conversations on UKE. Not really an issue for me but still - awkward!

I know fine well you don't have a pimp 

Have you read what you've written? 

[Gunner1]

Gunner1 and thanks for the review. I had a look at this burd this morning for a possible punt tomoz when in Glasgow. Might give her a miss now based on the language barriers 

That's the only thing that's putting me off visiting her again. Service was faultless but as already said abit pricey for a new girl with hardly any feedback, id rather spend my money on Maisie, shes cracking 

[edinburgh]

Her (Silvia) not having the feedback at all, AW or here, stopped me seeing her.  I corresponded a bit and her answers were a bit strange and made me cautious but having read ur review, I should have gone for her.  She reminds me of one of the actresses from the long gone BBC comedy Coupling.  The dark haired scatter brained one.

Speaking of Maisie, u mean the woman who goes by the name of Rosie.  She must be in Edinburgh for a week or more by now.  Has anyone written a recent review?

[Gunner1]

Speaking of Maisie, u mean the woman who goes by the name of Rosie.  She must be in Edinburgh for a week or more by now.  Has anyone written a recent review?

Maisie is now known as 'Lilly_Rose' not sure why, AW profile External Link/Members Only shes a geordie lass, comes to Glasgow 2 days and Edinburgh 2 days.

[edinburgh]

I think I am behind her changing the name.  There were WG called Maisie XX and then Maisie XXX and I pointed it out to her by text and asked these two are not the same person certainly?  a few hours later, her name changed.  Im not sure if she had two accounts or these two were different women probably different.

[Matrix]

 

[hardtoplease]

Have you read what you've written? 

  Matrix, post one was in speech marks to indicate irony, clearly lost in translation 

I have visited Gaby and, when she left the room with her cash, I heard a male voice in the other room.

Looking at her profile on AW together with her multiple posts on UKE, these do not gel with the near non-existent grasp of spoken English. I know that Google Translate is brilliant. But I can’t see it handling this level of correspondence.

So I deduce. Someone else is writing her posts for her and, by further deduction from the male voice in the flat, it’s a geezer. And said geezer has better English. Seemples 

[Sir William Wallace]

Just to add a wee tuppence I seen Gabby last time she was here and the time before and absolutely no sign of anyone else in her flat.  I have booked her and her pal soon.  So I’ll no be a lurker any more and put up a review and let you know.

[Mr_Shins]

A male voice in another room could be any of:

1. A pimp
2. A punter seeing a different escort in the same property (do Gabby and Silvia share the same property and work together in different rooms?)
3. A friend, possibly one she has on the premises in case the punter gets violent.

[James999]

Matrix, post one was in speech marks to indicate irony, clearly lost in translation 

I have visited Gaby and, when she left the room with her cash, I heard a male voice in the other room.

Looking at her profile on AW together with her multiple posts on UKE, these do not gel with the near non-existent grasp of spoken English. I know that Google Translate is brilliant. But I can’t see it handling this level of correspondence.

So I deduce. Someone else is writing her posts for her and, by further deduction from the male voice in the flat, it’s a geezer. And said geezer has better English. Seemples 

She's not happy about your comments and reported you, saying you are lying, odd that she doesn't say that on this thread then 

[FBman78]

I have to say I missed the irony entirely. As for her reporting the post I don't get it. She said her stuff and set the record straight, the poster then stated it was meant to be ironic..... so where is the lie?

[Sir William Wallace]

A male voice in another room could be any of:

1. A pimp
2. A punter seeing a different escort in the same property (do Gabby and Silvia share the same property and work together in different rooms?)
3. A friend, possibly one she has on the premises in case the punter gets violent.

As I say I’ve  yet to meet gabby and her Spanish pal this time around but very much get the impression that they are traveling together doing a mini tour of Scotland.  Gabby herself was fun hoping her pal is too and they work well together. So this review is quite helpful to me thanks.

[Courtney]

I have visited Gaby and, when she left the room with her cash, I heard a male voice in the other room.

...you could have mentioned this in the original review you did.

[Mr_Shins]

So if Gabby and Silvia work together in the same property at the same time it's possible you'll hear the male voice of Silvia's punter when you're visiting Gabby.

Obviously we know that situation isn't ideal, and I know several occasions when the escort I was visiting had to make sure the way was clear and told me to be quiet as I went through. However it often helps to keep the price down.

Information for those visiting: there may be another escort working in the property at the same time.

[Sexy.gabby]

Hello, Randy, I read your message 4 or 5 times more because I do not understand the irony ... I'm sorry if I take it wrong  x you know ... Spanish.

(As I said before, I will not answer here again.)

[Matrix]

Hello, Randy, I read your message 4 or 5 times more because I do not understand the irony ... I'm sorry if I take it wrong  x you know ... Spanish.

(As I said before, I will not answer here again.)

It didn't come across as ironic in English.

[one eyed odin]

Like the OP I saw Silvia this week - same reason as Gabby was not available.

She is really relaxed, did a first rate massage and not that hard to communicate with.  The texts were a bit odd but put that down to translations etc but everything that mattered was well organised and enthusiastically delivered

[Mr_Shins]

Like the OP I saw Silvia this week - same reason as Gabby was not available.

She is really relaxed, did a first rate massage and not that hard to communicate with.  The texts were a bit odd but put that down to translations etc but everything that mattered was well organised and enthusiastically delivered

Write that in your own review then?

[one eyed odin]

Write that in your own review then?

Why?

There's nothing I'd say that was different to his report. I booked an hour, so more of a massage as well. At the start I was a bit worried about the language issue but she's so keen you enjoy yourself that its no practical problem.