Author Topic: Hong Therapy Centre - Acocks Green, Birmingham  (Read 2300 times)

Offline maxxblue

I was looking for a sensual massage provider, and when I saw a recent review on here, I had no hesitation booking an hour at Hong Therapy Centre:

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Booking was straightforward, and they were able to accommodate the time I requested. The venue is on a main road, and is right next to a fish shop, so not the most discreet of places if you are concerned that people know what goes on here.
I entered the building and another bloke was sat in the waiting room, but I was quickly taken through to a ‘treatment’ room without having to wait with him.

The masseuse was in her thirties or forties and not bad looking, and asked me to take all of my clothes off and lie on the bed. I would have taken this as a positive sign that extras were on offer, but I already knew from reports on here what to expect, so I was quite excited. She left the room while I changed, and when she returned a few minutes later I thought “here we go!”  :thumbsup:

What followed was a shit massage. After a few minutes the phone rang, and she answered it. This happened again later on in the massage, and it just spoils the flow. Even if these interruptions were not taken into account, the massage was pretty poor.

My spirits were lifted once again when the masseuse started teasing, massaging my arse and stroking my balls. Then the bell rang and she actually left the room. Talk about killing the moment. She returned after about 5 minutes and apologised. She continued with the massage for a few minutes before asking me to turn over, and offered to strip and massage my cock.

I did take her up on the offer, and she was enthusiastic, but to be honest, she didn’t have the best of bodies – although you wouldn’t describe her as fat with her clothes on, she was flabby and her pussy wasn’t too inviting either.

The cost was £40 for the hour (no discount) and £40 for extras (B2B and HE).

Positives:
The masseuse was very pleasant
The room and building was clean and well fitted out

Negatives:
The massage itself
Answering the phone calls
Leaving the room for 5 minutes
The ‘extras’

Would I pay a return visit? That’s a resounding ‘no’ from me.  :hi:

Offline Beamer

Sounds a nightmare.
Did you consider just walking?

Offline maxxblue

Sounds a nightmare.
Did you consider just walking?

If I had known what was in store I would have walked, but I was already bollock naked on the massage table when the first interruption occurred, and I was hoping that things would improve, which is why I stayed. I was holding out for a nice trim body and a lovely pussy and arse to relish, but unfortunately, it wasn't to be.

Offline Beamer


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Good review Maxxblue  :drinks: 

A well deserved negative. Shame about lack of consistency with this place. I went 3 months ago and also experienced a negative, review here: https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=166558.0  Suppose it depends who you get but overall I will not be in hurry to return.

Hope your next one is better  :hi:

The quest continues

Offline watsey

Thanks for the review and sorry it was a negative. I too saw the first review and quite fancied the 4 hander so will give it a miss.