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PhillisG

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I’ve been a lurker for a while but thought I would finally review this lass from Poland, who ufortunately gave a below average service.

Fairly attractive but heavily caked up, and has a beaten up body with marks cuts and bruises which you can’t see on her Adultwork profile. Breasts which are not a D cup but are hitting the floor southwards, her Adultwork profile covers up her naked body with a large hat conveniently. I paid 60 for 30minutes and to be honest I wish I had a wank at home.

She has a grotty room which stunk of fags, although that doesn’t matter as long as she delivered. Both fully undressed and I ask for OWO, and she attempts to rip my foreskin off and is harsh with her technique, I give her some pointers and she slows things down. I reach for her fanny, and she immediately tells me no fingers and no kiss! Okay, so why is ‘deep french kissing’ listing on your profile as included in the price? Her boss did the profile she said, it’s a mistake sorry hun’..

She then asks me which position, as she looks at her mobile, I told her to get on top. Her granny udders dangled all over the place, she never looked at my eyes only at the ceiling. It’s worth pointing out, i’m a large guy bigger than average, but her fanny is not remotely tight, it’s obvious to tell she’s been around a lot or she’s had a kid or 2, not a nice looking fanny either, it looks like it’s been through the wars. I did eventually cum though, but not the most powerful intense orgasm though. After a brief clean up, I try for round 2 and she looks at her mobile again. Zero chemistry with this lass, she did not even crack a smile or pretend to enjoy it. She yawned at the door when she met me, should’ve walked away then to be honest

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Offline Gastroboy

She was so bad you went for round 2?

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PhillisG

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Feel a bit silly now for not looking at the bad feedback about her before booking her, lesson learnt, and to never go by pretty pictures only!

PhillisG

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Just to add, something I noticed on her arms, she most definitely self harms, unfortunate really. The cut lines looked fresh as well, no wonder she did not show any enthusiasm

np500

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Fuck, that was grim ! Lesson learned I’m presuming , better luck next time .

Offline mrdiamond77

Sounds terrible and sorry you had such a shit and horrible punt.  Good luck with your next booking.

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Sounds terrible and sorry you had such a shit and horrible punt.  Good luck with your next booking.

+1

But seriously -  that picture with the hat - she looks like Morticia Addams    :sarcastic:

 

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Offline Steelworker

She was so bad you went for round 2?

I wouldn’t touch this one but you did make me chuckle, Gastroboy. And actually wonder if it really happened. OP registered, posted a bit then hasn’t been on since.

PhillisG

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I wouldn’t touch this one but you did make me chuckle, Gastroboy. And actually wonder if it really happened. OP registered, posted a bit then hasn’t been on since.

It most certainly happened, and I wanted my monies worth at another pop, wouldn’t you? I don’t live my life on this forum :)

Offline Punting_Mad

Moneys worth? You only booked 30 minutes.. £60?

PhillisG

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Moneys worth? You only booked 30 minutes.. £60?

I popped my load in about 15mins, what am I supposed to do for the remainder? She said it was cum twice in 30mins anyway  :rolleyes: although in a half hour booking that’s usually rare
« Last Edit: January 29, 2018, 02:29:08 pm by PhillisG »

Offline Steelworker

It most certainly happened, and I wanted my monies worth at another pop, wouldn’t you? I don’t live my life on this forum :)

Good man. Even though she was grim and disinterested, you were determined to see it through to the end. Like Shaun Edwards breaking his leg yet resuming his place in the defensive line the next play.

I don’t live my life on this forum either, but if you lived a little more of yours on it you would have avoided this. Anyway, look forward to your next review  :thumbsup:

PhillisG

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I agree steelworker, I should’ve done my homework on her ,sorry if I came across a bit rude no offence intended :). I’ve seen a Romanian Nataljia, who was a lot better, report coming soon!

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I agree steelworker, I should’ve done my homework on her ,sorry if I came across a bit rude no offence intended :). I’ve seen a Romanian Nataljia, who was a lot better, report coming soon!

No worries. I’m one of the soft ones  :D

PhillisG

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No worries. I’m one of the soft ones  :D

 :thumbsup:

Actually this Pauline put me off punting if I’m honest, sometimes you see girls who you know just genuinely hate their job, this is one of them. Hopefully a few good punts gets me back in the punting mood. Today was a good one

STAR-LORD

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No worries. I’m one of the soft ones  :D

Not half as soft as me though! :lol: Although I do have a bit of a grizzle and bite once in a while.  :crazy:

SeekingtheTruth

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Not half as soft as me though! :lol: Although I do have a bit of a grizzle and bite once in a while.  :crazy:

Really? Looking forward to seeing you bite back one day.

It’s fun.

STAR-LORD

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Really? Looking forward to seeing you bite back one day.

It’s fun.

To be honest I had a good bite waking up this morning. Well and truly pissed off Monday morning.  :(

In fact it's my 37th day without now, I'll give it to the 40th day, and then I'll book some lady methinks.
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np500

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You sure it’s 37 days woolfie, it’s all them reviews you done, I’d have no time to punt if mine were half as long  :D

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You sure it’s 37 days woolfie, it’s all them reviews you done, I’d have no time to punt if mine were half as long  :D

Saturday 23rd December was my previous booking with Jessica Banks. Same day where I had to do the majority of my Christmas shopping straight after, kick back in a bar after shopping, asked to leave without reason, lost my phone, had to reclaim it from Newport and paid £145 total taxi fare just to get home.  :dash:

np500

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Saturday 23rd December was my previous booking with Jessica Banks. Same day where I had to do the majority of my Christmas shopping straight after, kick back in a bar after shopping, asked to leave without reason, lost my phone, had to reclaim it from Newport and paid £145 total taxi fare just to get home.  :dash:

Fucking hell , shit day ! ( excluding Jessica of course ) far cheaper to learn to drive and buy a car, and so much more convenient.

Offline Peter49

Had a similar experience to OP when she was called Rosie, definitely one to avoid :thumbsdown: glad you had a better time with nataljia