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Offline Krisslaw99

Went for early stress relief to Epsom Chinese massage
Arrived 20mins after opening to a cold room woman in outdoor attire and new to the place.
Massage was very average and the residual £30 in my wallet did not seem to impress for any extras.
Disappointing, any other similar experiences??

Offline advent2016

contact details would be nice. Worthless report

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Offline bartholomew

I've been there a few times, you can strike lucky on occasion.

Most recently I saw a Helen, twice. First time we agreed HJ, then she suggested she sit between my legs, and spend some time on it, I was to tell her if I came close to coming, then she'd slow down. Of course I agreed. Maybe 20/25 minutes, very good hand job, letting me dictate the pace, when I asked to finish she tightened her grip and quickened the pace. Excellent, so I gave her an extra £10, £30 tip in total.

They have a three/four week rota at this shop, so I checked when she was working again and paid a visit.

There were two 'girls' working on this second visit, I agreed quite early on to go for B2B this time, but the clothes didn't come off until the second half and then it seemed reluctantly. I asked her to give me a repeat long extended HJ again, expecting her to remain nude, but she told me five minutes in that she needed to get dressed, as there were two girls working. Didn't make sense to me so I told her I'd prefer she remained nude, things then got a little heated, her repeating that because there were two girls she couldn't stay nude and give me the same service as the previous visit.

This all rather spoiled the moment, so I stood up, got dressed, gave her a £10 tip and left. Had to go for another 'massage' the next day  :unknown:

Shame, as I said I'd had a few good sessions there, but this put me off.

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Massage was very average and the residual £30 in my wallet did not seem to impress for any extras.


I've been there a few times, you can strike lucky on occasion.

I find it hard to believe that the two punters on this thread who have been to this shop have the above comments. The girls who work at this venue rely on tips and will do what's needed to get them. The management run a tight ship and the pricing is standard £20 for HE, £30 for topless HE and £40 for B2B

In my opinion if you can't get a HE here then there's a problem with your attitude or cleanliness. The only other possibility is that the owners have suddenly got sacred and gone legit but I doubt it. The whole business model of this set up is based on a giving happy endings so very unlikely that will have changed.

I like this place and have had some great times but as with all places its down to the connection you make with the girl and as well as the sessions I would class as 9 out of 10's I've also has a few 5 out of 10's. I'd still recommend as £80/hr for B2B is good value.   

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I find it hard to believe that the two punters on this thread who have been to this shop have the above comments.

Did you read my whole post?
I don't recall saying I couldn't get a HJ, rather that I left early.

I've had some fine times here, CoCo, JoJo and others whose names I can't recall. I've also had a few bad experiences, as detailed. One by the same girl who'd given me such good service just a few weeks earlier. I take it you get stellar service everywhere you go by waving cash at the girls?

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Did you read my whole post?
I don't recall saying I couldn't get a HJ, rather that I left early.

I've had some fine times here, CoCo, JoJo and others whose names I can't recall. I've also had a few bad experiences, as detailed. One by the same girl who'd given me such good service just a few weeks earlier. I take it you get stellar service everywhere you go by waving cash at the girls?

I thought the you and the original poster were giving the impression that HE was not guaranteed at this establishment. The purpose of my post was to make the point that all the girls here give a HE if requested. I do agree with you however that not all the girls are equal in their performance. As for your sarcastic remark about waving cash, we both know that it isn't true. 

Offline bartholomew

I thought the you and the original poster were giving the impression that HE was not guaranteed at this establishment.

No, not at all. Every time I've asked/been asked it's happened. It was just that once that the mood was really spoilt when she mentioned while doing the deed that she'd have to get dressed.
At my age, and I'm guessing that I'm one year older than you, I do need to concentrate  :unknown:

There's a shop in Burgh Heath however that's recently changed it's policy, last summer was fine, a month ago was told 'no more happy endings'  :angry:

Offline rebenga

I used to see Coco (30 to 35 year old) here and in Woking when she was working. I think she stopped now.

We had an understanding that I would come once a week for half hour with B2B for £50 and fuck me was it worth it.

Not the prettiest but cute with a  great body and ass. Used to finger and kiss the hell out of her after an excellent body to body massage.

Would love to see her again should she return.