Alessa L - Bristol - Eccentric behaviour

[Jop]

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Alessa L Bristol

Hi, I’m new to this and as yet to make a post, so I do not know if my link on AW is correct?

It’s a bizarre encounter and you guys that are more experienced will probably form a better opinion.

The booking was fine, the comms were fine and the first 15 mins went well. We chatted, laughed, talked about her divorce (her ex and I are both Scottish) and all was well. I had a shower and we then kissed and she led back on the bed and I started kissing her body. I pushed her knickers to one side as I gave oral…encouraging moans, then I asked if I could take her knickers off – not a problem. When taking them off I snagged a nail on the fabric (they were not ripped). Suddenly she laid looking up to the ceiling with a facial expression which was a cross between a 4 year old in a tantrum and a C rated actress. She continued to say that the knickers were very expensive (over £200) and the session was over. I naturally apologised, but she reiterated that she could not continue

“it’s not to be”. I just got dressed and as I was leaving she presented a face as if she had been informed of a family tragedy. I left but realised she had the £120 on the sideboard.

I’m assuming that this type of eccentric behaviour is not normal – was a conned????

[Sinz]

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[Sinz]

Just read the review are you for real ?

Sounds more like a rival pimp / WG / Ex or Obsessive punter

[Jop]

Yes, why do you think otherwise?

[Jamboney]

Yes, why do you think otherwise?

Experience. We’ve all seen these bollocks first post/first reviews scenarios before.

[Jop]

So, following your hypothesis - any first timer writing a negative is “bollocks” or fraudulent; you are not really inviting new members to post anything but negative postings. Would you like to articulate where in my comments you feel that your “bollocks” benchmark is supported??

[Jamboney]

So, following your hypothesis - any first timer writing a negative is “bollocks” or fraudulent; you are not really inviting new members to post anything but negative postings. Would you like to articulate where in my comments you feel that your “bollocks” benchmark is supported??

Not all first time posters are fraudulent no. The alarm bells ring when someone’s first post is a negative review of someone who has, for the most part, received positive reviews. And in that negative review is a bizarre situation like your saying that the WG didn’t take well to having the fabric of her knickers snagged.

I want to believe you. But having seen so many bogus reviews from first time posters it’s a little hard to do that.

From his comment I think Sinz has it bang on and I doubt I’m not the only one that thinks that.

[Sinz]

For argument sake let’s play along thinking you are an idiot.

Did you ask for a refund ?

[dubs]

I can't believe any WG would wear £200 knickers for work considering they are up and down like a... well a whore's drawers.    What were they made from?  Gold thread?

[Jop]

I agree that snagging knickers as a rationale to terminate the meeting is nothing short of bizarre to say the least. I would assume if a competitor was about to give a bogus damning negative review, they would come up with something more typical that was far more convincing. I drove home shaking my head wonder if I had actually experienced the behaviour. If others have had a positive meeting then great – maybe if I had not snagged her underwear I might have had the same result?

I suppose this ping pong of comments is futile and it will be left to the readers to make their own decision. I still think your ‘experience’, in that any first timer giving a negative report is to be highly suspect, does little to invite newcomers. It took me some time to consider writing this review – but given these blind and unsubstantiated attacks I will not be contributing to further reviews. I merely thought that others reading this whom had have never written a review (and I’m sure there’s many like me) but experienced a similar behaviour, might recognised what I was stating.

[vw]

I can't believe any WG would wear £200 knickers for work considering they are up and down like a... well a whore's drawers.    What were they made from?  Gold thread?

do £200 knickers really exist? 

[Sinz]

I agree that snagging knickers as a rationale to terminate the meeting is nothing short of bizarre to say the least. I would assume if a competitor was about to give a bogus damning negative review, they would come up with something more typical that was far more convincing. I drove home shaking my head wonder if I had actually experienced the behaviour. If others have had a positive meeting then great – maybe if I had not snagged her underwear I might have had the same result?

I suppose this ping pong of comments is futile and it will be left to the readers to make their own decision. I still think your ‘experience’, in that any first timer giving a negative report is to be highly suspect, does little to invite newcomers. It took me some time to consider writing this review – but given these blind and unsubstantiated attacks I will not be contributing to further reviews. I merely thought that others reading this whom had have never written a review (and I’m sure there’s many like me) but experienced a similar behaviour, might recognised what I was stating.

To be honest I don’t think there is a shortage of new members on UKP.

Punters need UKP not the other way around.

So if you are such a weasel, who would buckle at the first question, get out of here.

What did u expect flowers and dancing girls to recieve you for your first review ?

Especially if you don’t intend to contribute here. Adios 

[Jop]

I’m actually now laughing at the responses. Do £200 knockers exist…I’m sure they do amongst the wealthy. Did I ask for a refund……………….no, I was too shocked, embarrassed and I’m new to this. It was only after I was in the car could I kicked myself. She actually went on to say that the Basque was worth £600 (it’s the costume that she is wearing in the photo shoot). Hey guys – some evidence; how would I know her ex was Scottish – they have been divorced for 2 years? She told me of this when she heard my accent. She went on to say she met him In Germany when he was in the Army. I’m not going to defend myself further. Yes, for you experienced guys you must think I’m a sucker – I’m not going to disagree with that diagnosis.

[Sinz]

So the same saga was tried, failed and Banned - Intimate-male

The banning wasn’t so long ago, attempting a new angle ?

[Jop]

You are so aggressive and paranoid. All your accusations have no evidence or grounding. When you are challenged from an educated stance you come back like a street fighter. As I said before the reader will make up their own decisions.

[Sinz]

You are so aggressive and paranoid. All your accusations have no evidence or grounding. When you are challenged from an educated stance you come back like a street fighter. As I said before the reader will make up their own decisions.

There was no accusation, just stated my gut feeling. You are the one who got all sensitive about it.

Educated stance ? What kinda educated person would not ask for a refund, if you have not received a service you have paid for ?

Readers sure will make their mind up, some of them already have. The fact is you just don’t like it.

[docmarting]

Well, for me I am careful with my money where it comes to punting. I would also expect the girls to be and if they want to spend hundreds on quality gear that they wear all the time AND for our benefit then fine by me. I spend money on my job and hobbies that I enjoy. Look at the pictures some one posted..... Not exactly selfies and studio stuff not cheap I would imagine.
And being careful with my money..... This did not appear to be a con as the money was on display and not stashed. You should have picked up as there for the taking.

[docmarting]

Just as an addendum to my last post.... I have seen her a few times and thinking back.... Even my first time she never asked for the cash and I popped it onto the drawers on leaving.... Almost completely forget once and remembered at the door (age does that to you).

[PeachyAssFan]

do £200 knickers really exist?

Damn. You beat me to it VW!
This is the second bollocks first time post neg I’ve read this week.

[ciderhead]

I find it odd she has 300 odd positive feedback on aw, good reviews here except 2 from first time posters and one of them backtracked and admitted lying.
Why has the OP not left negative feedback on aw, I just don't get it.
Anyways I'm booked to see her myself today so will soon know what's what

[Jop]

If you are visiting today I was wondering if you could possibly do something (if not I fully understand). Casually mention you have a Scots friend who was visiting yesterday – how did the meeting go and see what she says?

[Sinz]

If you are visiting today I was wondering if you could possibly do something (if not I fully understand). Casually mention you have a Scots friend who was visiting yesterday – how did the meeting go and see what she says?

You definitely sound more of an Obsessive EX.

[clockdva7691]

If you are visiting today I was wondering if you could possibly do something (if not I fully understand). Casually mention you have a Scots friend who was visiting yesterday – how did the meeting go and see what she says?

JOP- you do realise that Alessa reads UKP? Why on earth would ciderhead ask such a question during his visit? I'm sure he will have far more interesting thoughts going on!! As an aside, having met Alessa a number of times I can confirm her lingerie is incredibly expensive and high end quality.

[funtimes88]

Don't care either way if this story is cobswable or not but I not for certain that £200 knickers do exist and in some boutiques etc that's a cheap pair.... A fool and their money and all that

[ciderhead]

Meet canceled, doe not like my posts on here

[vw]

Meet canceled, doe not like my posts on here

Why the fuck she would know you aware a member her is beyond me.

Why has the OP not left negative feedback on aw, I just don't get it.

because she will ruin he aw feedback and make all sorts of claims up. I don't leave AW feedback or receive it ever.

[ciderhead]

Why the fuck she would know you aware a member her is beyond me.

Probably didn't take much guess work if I was the only booking that was not a regular

[vw]

Probably didn't take much guess work if I was the only booking that was not a regular

Well she seems  a bit touchy if that upset her anyway.

[ciderhead]

Probably fired up by the negative review, but seemed to miss understand my comments because I was questioning the 2 posters  bad comments considering the excellent feedback she has.
Anyways booking cancled asked me never to contact her again so that's the end of that

[vw]

Probably fired up by the negative review, but seemed to miss understand my comments because I was questioning the 2 posters  bad comments considering the excellent feedback she has.
Anyways booking cancled asked me never to contact her again so that's the end of that

Well i find its best not to let anyone know where you are going just where you have been, you never know who is reading.

[ciderhead]

Well i find its best not to let anyone know where you are going just where you have been, you never know who is reading.

sound advice I will take onboard

[ciderhead]

alessa has been in touch and we have cleared up any misunderstanding and we are all good again and hope too meet up in the not so distant future

[Jop]

Sorry Ciderhead - I hope it had nothing to do with my recent comments or request.

[docmarting]

I think this thread is exhausted.... I want to read the new stuff coming in and this keeps jumping to the top of my screen! Use PM if you want, some things I don't need to know about or read.

[vw]

I think this thread is exhausted.... I want to read the new stuff coming in and this keeps jumping to the top of my screen! Use PM if you want, some things I don't need to know about or read.

Well ignore it then bellend, you choose to open it, posters can comment as they wish thanks. Just checked your reviews and can clearly see your motivation, white knight.   

[KC66]

Glad I’m not the only one. She agreed a meet with me, asked for aw booking form, once sent she cancelled stating that having read my profile she didn’t feel we were compatible!!

[dubs]

alessa has been in touch and we have cleared up any misunderstanding and we are all good again and hope too meet up in the not so distant future

Did she confirm the OP's £200 knickers story?

[ciderhead]

Nope, I didn't ask about the price of ladies undergarments

[ciderhead]

I usually wear my expensive pants to punts, they are 3 for £10 at asda, no expense spared

[houseboot]

I usually wear my expensive pants to punts, they are 3 for £10 at asda, no expense spared

5 for £3 at Primark.  Black, cotton.

[dubs]

Nope, I didn't ask about the price of ladies undergarments

I phrased the question wrong... Actually I was more interested in whether she ended the punt prematurely for something that happened accidentally.

[ciderhead]

I phrased the question wrong... Actually I was more interested in whether she ended the punt prematurely for something that happened accidentally.

Don't know sorry didn't ask

[vw]

I phrased the question wrong... Actually I was more interested in whether she ended the punt prematurely for something that happened accidentally.

do you often ask about other punters on bookings to clarify things said in reviews?   

[dubs]

do you often ask about other punters on bookings to clarify things said in reviews?   

Stop shitstirring VW.  Ciderhead said she "alessa has been in touch and we have cleared up any misunderstanding", not that he had been gossiping during a booking which seems to be what you are trying to suggest.

[vw]

Stop shitstirring VW.  Ciderhead said she "alessa has been in touch and we have cleared up any misunderstanding", not that he had been gossiping during a booking which seems to be what you are trying to suggest.

You were encouraging fishing about other punters reviews, posting as it that was normal, basically getting him to do your WK work.   

[smiths]

I think this thread is exhausted.... I want to read the new stuff coming in and this keeps jumping to the top of my screen! Use PM if you want, some things I don't need to know about or read.

What business is it of yours whether a thread is exhausted as you put it, don't fucking read it if its no use to you. What is wrong with you people, that's those that want to close threads down for no valid reason, only admin can do that on UKP.

[dubs]

You were encouraging fishing about other punters reviews, posting as it that was normal, basically getting him to do your WK work.   

I said stop shitstirring VW.  Nothing I posted "encouraged" ciderhead and nothing I posted makes me a WK.  You're just trying to turn this review into another trainwreck as usual.

[vw]

I said stop shitstirring VW.  Nothing I posted "encouraged" ciderhead and nothing I posted makes me a WK.  You're just trying to turn this review into another trainwreck as usual.

Your enquiry was normalising talking about other punters reviews IMO, why would punters discuss these things with prossies.

[ciderhead]

finally met up with alessa and had a excellent time, will do a review in a few days when ive digested it all, was not going to mention the knickers but could not help myself, they did not cost £200 but the whole matching set did so by the panties being wrecked then the whole outfit was ruined. I was even shown the pants and indeed they did have a hole in them.

did the punt end because of accident, well its hard to say as the ops version of events is different to alessa's and only the two of them can know for sure and I'm not going to get involved with a he said she said discussion.

I have to say she was not what I was expecting, had a vision of a weirdo that may be a bit grumpy but found her pleasant amusing and easy to get on with but all the details of that will be in the review

[Sinz]

finally met up with alessa and had a excellent time, will do a review in a few days when ive digested it all, was not going to mention the knickers but could not help myself, they did not cost £200 but the whole matching set did so by the panties being wrecked then the whole outfit was ruined. I was even shown the pants and indeed they did have a hole in them.

did the punt end because of accident, well its hard to say as the ops version of events is different to alessa's and only the two of them can know for sure and I'm not going to get involved with a he said she said discussion.

I have to say she was not what I was expecting, had a vision of a weirdo that may be a bit grumpy but found her pleasant amusing and easy to get on with but all the details of that will be in the review

The plot thickens......

At least that puts the nail half way into the coffin.