Author Topic: @CHANELL25 - Brockley  (Read 3585 times)


4 review(s) for @CHANELL25 (1 positive, 0 neutral, 3 negative) [Indexed by pumps]

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I thought this review might help the locals, as I know it won't be helpful to the masses.

She has completely changed profile pictures (for the worse I think) since I visited her and to be honest had they of been the pictures that are viewable now I'm certain I'd not of bothered to see her. The original pictures weren't exactly the best... but they looked a bit innocent, whilst discretely showing a huge pair of mammaries haha with a so-so figure to suit them. (I've uploaded the original profile pictures below)

Location: 20 seconds walk from Brockley train station, decent ground floor flat (not a dump).

Comms: I knew it was the maid from the outset as it blatantly sounded like a mature woman, I just hoped my requests over the phone were actually things the girl did......

Girl: She opened the door and looked just like the pictures (the pictures I've uploaded) had a sexy one piece body suit on, with her huge tits wanting to spill out.
Critically - she was rough around the edges anyone who has visited gypsy's before will know what I mean, and worst of all all her face was kinda rekt with pimples, past pimple scars, not as issue for most when in the civvie world... but when you're paying for it these things do matter.

minimal English, quite good interpersonal skills, good hygiene, Smiled.


Services: Sex, OWO


I was able to confirm services with her quite easily, undressed her and played with her huge tits which I might add are still in good shape with everything still pointing in the correct directions (for now). I went in for a little suckle and was denied with a forearm across the nipple.... I didn't bother to fight her on the matter and just accepted they were off limits. Which is a shame as theyre the only thing she has going for her. (I guess I should of confirmed I can suck on her tits before paying....totally sucks you have to confirm the littlest things like that)

The owo was poor, she wanked my cock whilst bobbing her head over my cock.... it was barely touching her mouth. I requested she stopped using her hand which she did, and then began sucking properly which didn't last long before she reverted back to her original technique.
She called for the condom, but I asked her to continue sucking which went down pretty well with her and she cracked on with her poor bj.

I then called for a rubber and ploughed her in several positions, whilst grabbing, manipulating and playing with those huge floppy udders. She didn't (pretend to) get into it.


I should of stayed for a  15min no thrills pump & dump, I might of given her a neutral / Positive


Anything longer than that and shes not worth it, especially as her tits appear to be off the menu for sucking.


good luck f0lks



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Offline Banno123

Her hair reminds me of ramen noodles  :lol:

Offline Triangulate

EDIT: Now in North London

Thanks for the review. Caught my eye, won't bother now.

Offline blackprince

Since sucking the nipples seeem like they was off limits I most defiantly have no reason to see this girl. That is the only thing that gave me her attention
Banned reason: Undesirable homophobic cunt.
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Since sucking the nipples seeem like they was off limits I most defiantly have no reason to see this girl. That is the only thing that gave me her attention

Basically

Offline peter jb

Her hair reminds me of ramen noodles  :lol:


Or Divine the tranny singer from the 80s !



Offline drillaaaa

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for fuck sake.... what a contrast lol

3 negatives to 1 positive..... hmm why am i still tempted


Because you have a thing for women that look like trolls.


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Because you have a thing for women that look like trolls.

lol let me live mate
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lol let me live mate


Lool it's okay everyone has their thing for something different, just don't become their voice on here :drinks: :sarcastic:


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She keeps popping up with new profiles and when ever I see her pictures. I know this is one W/G to avoid.