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My ongoing hunt for new blonde pussy to fuck veered off course when I spotted Vanessa was in Leeds. I’ve had comms with her a couple of times and just not been able to match diaries.

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The short version.

A piss poor excuse of a punt with a FAF lass that was disinterested, mechanical and robotic.
 
The booking process.

A couple of early morning texts followed by a short call on the phone. Vanessa’s English is really good which was very re-assuring. I laid out my stall, no messing around as she agreed to plenty of kissing, sex and finally a CIM finish. We then agreed the time, early afternoon, and duration and I let her know what I wanted her wearing. Vanessa then provided me with the postcode and building name where she was based.

Simples and just how I like it.

GAME ON !!!!

No AWank booking request no fuck all so Vanessa had no clue who was coming to knock on her door.

Vanessa asked that I confirm I was on my way ½ an hour before the booking was due to start.

The waiting game.

What waiting game ?? This was a same day punt and I was buried balls deep in Vanessa less than 4 hours after the idea entered my head.

The Venue.

A sensible flat at La Dock.

First I am going to describe her.

Vanessa is a 5’6” tall black haired Polish lass. Her hair is really long and IMHO is something to behold.

Fuck me what a figure she’s got, classic hourglass, and what an arse she’s got. There’s no doubt in my mind that she’s a gym bunny as she’s nicely toned while not being overly muscular. I’d describe her as being slim but curvy in build and I reckon that she weighs no more than 9 stone. I’d say she’s a dress size 8/10 and I reckon that her stats are 34-26-34 and that her tits are natural and they are indeed a C cup.

Facially I considered Vanessa to be absolutely stunning. I found her bright blue eyes to be quite bewitching and I proper fancied her. I couldn’t wait get my hands on her.

I reckon an 8/10 for her face and 8.5/10 for that body.

Vanessa has a number of tattoos including some interesting ones on her tits. She’s also got a couple of piercings, navel and ears. Age wise I reckon that the 25 stated is a little generous and I reckon that if a couple of years was added that would be about right.

There’s no doubt in my mind whatsoever that the lass in the Awank pictures is the lass I met in the room. Amusingly her pictures are Photoshopped to remove her tattoos which contradicts what it says on her profile.

Did I say she’s FAF ??

Have to say I was absolutely ecstatic that this lass was going to suck and then sit on my dick.

The meeting.

I arrived at the venue with 15 minutes to spare, waited for 5, and let Vanessa know I was there. She kept me waiting till 2 minutes before our agreed start time and then she rang me and the flat number was provided.

A tap on the door was met by the sound of heels, damn I love that sound, and the anticipation started to build.

Fuck me it was dark in that flat as I was led into the living room that was being used as a bedroom.

I now got a look at her, LBD fishnet stockings and heels, and my initial impression was WOW !! TBH I was abit taken aback as I was expecting a petite lass and I was faced with a fucking Amazon, she was just about as tall as me and I’m 6’2” without shoes.

Vanessa then asked me how long I wanted and I paid her for an hour. I then leant in for a kiss which she avoided as she requested that I get a shower.

Hmm not a good start.

Well I was in and out of that shower like a shot.

Vanessa now allowed me to kiss her, it was all one way as she kept her mouth shut and resisted my tongue. So I asked her to take her dress off and lay on the bed. Fuck me what a body. Onto my knees to give her a lick as I wanted to warm her up. The only response I got was “no fingers inside” which is fair enough as I licked and slobbered away. Nice neutral tasting smooth pussy with small labia and a buried clit. 

Time for 69 as mini me wanted to join the party.

Vanessa’s blow job was weak and not particularly deep. TBH I reckon I was distracting her as I licked away and tongued her clit. I then let my tongue drift up to her arse, rimming is on her likes, to be told “no don’t do that” so I got back to pussy licking. My pussy licking seemed to have the desired effect as she was now nice and wet so I suggested it was condom time. Vanessa handed me a condom which I applied.

Time to get this party stated. Well not quite as Vanessa then covered herself and my cock in lube before sliding down on me in cowgirl. FFS I hate it when lasses cover themselves in lube, especially when they are already wet, as I find I can no longer touch the sides. Vanessa’s cowgirl was more like a rocking action than a bounce and grind and didn’t do anything for me whatsoever. Even more off putting was that she didn’t look at me and instead turned her head to the side and closed her eyes. Well that lasted for all of not very long before she asked me “we change position” to which I replied no as I took hold of her upper arms and encouraged her to lean towards me so that I could fuck her from below. Again she asked me “we change position” so I pulled her further forwards so that she had no choice but to ride me properly. That’s when I spotted the tattoos on her tits and recognised her.

Lazy fucking cunt made fuck all effort before again she asked to change position.

I was now bored of her moaning so agreed to the change. Vanessa assumed the position for doggie but I wasn’t having none of it. Time for some deep stick as I was now intent on giving her a smashing. I pinned her legs wide open with my elbows at her knees, got on top and slid in balls deep on the first stroke, and went in for a kiss. Vanessa shut her mouth tight and turned to the side preventing me from kissing her. Fine so she got a pounding. FFS out with the stuck record as she again asked “we change position” and this time I relented immediately. Vanessa then assumed the position for doggie, took hold of my cock with her hand between her legs, and guided me in. FFS she now resisted me in doggie as she positioned herself so that I couldn’t get my full length in her. Ok fair call I’ve got a big dick but it hadn’t troubled her when she sat on me so what her problem was I don’t know.

Fucking dick kill as my cock drooped.

Vanessa now left the room to go to the toilet.

On her return I asked her to finish me off with a hand job, which actually was the highlight of this sorry affair, as she then gave me one of the best sloppy wanks I’ve had in ages. This had the desired effect and I could feel the sap rising so I reminded her that we had agreed to CIM and then FFS when I told her I was about to cum she just kept on wanking away. My baby batter got ejected all over her hand and arm and onto my belly.

Vanessa then handed me a number of wipes said “you clean up the mess with these” as she again went to the bathroom.

On her return Vanessa asked me if I wanted another shower as she started to get dressed.

TBH all I wanted to do was leave so I had a really quick shower got dressed and did one.

No kiss at the door no fuck all and that was it I was off.

I got back to my car exactly 1 hour after I left it so not only was the service shit she also short changed me on time.
 
The money bit.

I paid Vanessa £100 for an hour of her life.

In conclusion.

I can’t be doing with bullshitting whores that promise one thing and deliver something else. Regardless of how good looking she is and fuck me she’s fit this lasses service was crap. She was totally disinterested, mechanical and other than the handjob at the end highly robotic.

Last but not least.

I haven’t got a clue what went wrong here. I was clean shaven, face and balls, and fresh smelling as I’d swilled my gob with mouthwash before I entered the room. I took a shower when asked and I played by the rules.

Would I go back ?? Not a fucking chance.




« Last Edit: January 22, 2018, 10:38:57 pm by mrfishyfoo »

Offline Kendrig

Sorry you had a bad one Fishy. Piss poor attitude, doesn’t deliver what she states, lube - I hate it when the lass is already wet, and lack of involvement.

I was introduced to Nikki a couple of years ago, when I was podging her friend. My that brings back memories, her friend was stopping with her for the weekend who only part-timed, what a fuck she was, remember Nikki knocking on the door - time up, her mate shouted back, she told me she said, “I will finish when I finish”, 1hr was nearly 2 (haven’t seen her profile for a while, just did a search again, not active)

Now Nikki was a tall lass, definitely not an 8, 10 closer, her mate introduced me at the end of the punt. She seemed a very disinterested woman, so I never followed up a booking with her.
« Last Edit: January 22, 2018, 11:47:52 pm by Kendrig »

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I was introduced to Nikki a couple of years ago, when I was podging her friend.


Isabella ??


Offline Neptune

Thanks Mr FishyFoo
Better luck next time.
One to avoid

Offline gfeman

Thanks for the review

Better avoid this one  :thumbsdown:

Offline lateluxury

Sorry you had a bad one Fishy. Piss poor attitude, doesn’t deliver what she states, lube - I hate it when the lass is already wet, and lack of involvement.

I was introduced to Nikki a couple of years ago, when I was podging her friend. My that brings back memories, her friend was stopping with her for the weekend who only part-timed, what a fuck she was, remember Nikki knocking on the door - time up, her mate shouted back, she told me she said, “I will finish when I finish”, 1hr was nearly 2 (haven’t seen her profile for a while, just did a search again, not active)

Now Nikki was a tall lass, definitely not an 8, 10 closer, her mate introduced me at the end of the punt. She seemed a very disinterested woman, so I never followed up a booking with her.

Nikki was a good shag. I podged her a few times...don't think she's been back over here in over a year or so mind you.

Offline Kendrig

Nikki was a good shag. I podged her a few times...don't think she's been back over here in over a year or so mind you.
Who would you rate the better punt Nikki or Isabella (I know she’s gone). Some SPs you click with some you don’t, I definitely had some very hot fun wish Isabella.