Author Topic: Carly (Hamiltons Escorts) ; London, Fulham  (Read 2341 times)

NotThePrimeMinister

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When: autumn of 2017

Price : £300 for a 1-hr incall.

Where: Carnwath Road, immediately west of Wandsworth Bridge, along the northern bank of the river. That's not Chelsea! The road seems very much no man's land, with a couple of dodgy looking estates notorious for stabbings etc. I drove there but in retrospect I feel shouldn't have. Carly is in a flat in what looks like a housing association building. The building and the flat are both rather scruffy, which is always a huge turn down for me.

Looks: she's definitely the girl in the pictures, but you can tell the pictures have been photoshopped. I'd say late 20s to early 30s. She's quite slender but her boobs are much smaller than the pictures let you believe. And the face was covered with acne and blemishes, that her make up made a poor job of hiding. Other big turn down.

Service : after a quick shower, I tried some DFK but she wasn't into it; of course I didn't insist but it was yet another turn down. She proceeded with an OK OWO, with a good technique. Not too noisy, some attention to the tip, some  eye contact. When I was close to the finishing point I asked her to finish me off with her hand, which she did.

The OWO was good, but everything else was such a turn down that I left without even trying a round 2.

Would I return? Absolutely not! Too pricey, shabby location, scruffy flat, and the girl is nothing to write home about. I wouldn't return if she charged £50. While she may have had a bad acne day, her service overall was rather mechanical, so definitely too many negative factors all together.


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This is a fake review. I don't have Acne

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Something very hinky about this "review"

300 ph, supposedly dodgy (off-putting?) complexion yet went ahead.  Got ok/decent OWO but then asked to be finished by hand, no idea where.  Then bailed early after "everything else was such a turn down", despite nothing substantive described.


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Reposting after the phone crashed while posting my reply!

Maybe acne isn't the most scientifically accurate description, but it was certainly quite a few blemishes / spots / imperfections / whatever you want to call them.

Not sure what's so suspicious about my review. I am certainly not the only one who decided not to walk away even if the looks don't match the pictures. I did walk away in other situations, where it was safe to do so, but here I also thought the building wasn't the Hilton, and I didn't want to risk being chased by a Sergei if I walked away.

By finishing I meant I wanted to conclude with a hj.

The biggest turndown for me was the difference between the photoshopped pictures and the reality. It won't have been as big a deal for everyone.
Look, this is not one of those cases where the service was so bad that everyone would have rated it a negative - far from it. I can easily see this punt being rated positive, neutral or negative depending on preferences. I told my experience in the hope it could be useful to other punters. If people don't want to believe me it's their choice, I'm certainly not going to lose any sleep over it!

Oh, the punt was in Fulham, close to the river, in an apartment block with 3 or 4 floors and no lift. Not a council flat but it seemed some kind of housing association - not a posh pad with river views. If anyone else saw her around that time they can confirm this. I'm not going to give the exact location as it would be wrong to disclose details that could identify a person or a location too easily.


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300 ph and an unsafe location?

You barely described anything of the encounter so your attempt to inform others so they can make a choice wasn't very informative.  And now you say it could've been a positive?   :dash:

Go read some reviews by respected members and see how much more useful details they write.  Then come back and improve your review.  There's nothing wrong with it being Negative or if you genuinely want to change the rating BUT give proper evidence to back up your conclusions.

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My evidence is that the OWO was good, with a good technique. The girl was nice, chatty, made some small talk.
BUT the location, the lack of DFK, and the photoshopped face were huge turn downs for me. I'm saying others MIGHT have rated it a positive if they are not bothered by these things.

If you have specific reviews in mind to recommend as an example of useful and informative reviews, some links would be appreciated.