Author Topic: Lovely hellen - Watford - AVOID  (Read 2906 times)


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Offline jok32

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Comms: By text contrary to profile. Tried to clarify services but told everything was by discretion. Booked 30 mins for 70 quid as result.

Location: Flat opposite Intu shopping centre. She said it was shared but couldn't see/hear anyone else. Room was large with double bed, 2 wardrobes and pretty much nothing else. No shower offered when when asked for.

Girl: 26 year old blonde Romanian SW. Natural size A cups that are quite droopy with very large areolae. Body size probably 8 or 10. Approximately 165cm or so in height. Shaved.

Unlike on profile she actually said she does not do OWO, CIM, RO, FK at all. All she does is OW, HR and Sex. Note she even offers GFE in one of the tabs in the 30 min slot with showers, kissing refreshments etc but no sign of this at all. :thumbsdown:

Paid 30 mins, told to undress and she rejoined after 2 minutes. Brief chat and onto bed. I was at half mast and she immediately put condom on and started wanking, then OW with lots of wanking. Told her several times to cut the wank but fell onto deaf ears and her response was "men come here to cum, lie back and relax".  :scare:  :scare:

After a few minutes of wanking she went into CG, minimal penetration as apparently I am "big and hard" and sex is painful for her  :angry: Rode for maybe a minute, then turned around sitting on me and continued wanking and told to stop but didn't for a while. Worst bit of that was that she even took her phone out at that time to check messages. Then onto reverse CG for maybe a minute, came off and did some more OW with wanking, then back to CG and made me cum. Cleaned up and told that this was it - we were only 12 mins into the 30 minute session at that stage and I was like wtf  :mad:

Said that she has a 1 cum policy regardless of time booked and didn't want to overcharge me for 1 hour etc. Wouldn't do any touching / fondling etc for rest of time either, just got dressed and asked me to leave.  :dash:

Chat afterwards during disappointment revealed she is only doing this for cash to take back home. Apparently married with 2 kids. Does not enjoy job at all, its all about the money.

Seriously disappointed and would NOT recommend to anyone else.
« Last Edit: January 20, 2018, 03:26:55 pm by jok32 »

Asain206

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Every punt iv ever had in Watford has been shit  :mad:

Offline GreyDave

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Every punt iv ever had in Watford has been shit  :mad:

 :hi: Have to confirm hat too  :( :( Seem to be a lot of Roms and worn out Latinos on AW in Wat area Harrow too Hungarian girls are better value mate

The above ones seem to be in shitty Multi occupied houses rented out by shister landlords What is happening FFS :unknown: :unknown:

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My thanks to the OP, noticed her this morning and was curious  :drinks:

Offline jok32

My thanks to the OP, noticed her this morning and was curious  :drinks:

Glad my review helped you avoid a waste of time and cash  :hi:

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Thanks for the review and commiserations. I've been curious about her since her profile popped up in Exeter about 18 months ago, but was put off by the total lack of even AW reviews. You've saved me some grief should she ever come back to the SW.

Offline jok32

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Exactly her face and name

Can a mod link please


Offline Jimmyredcab

The profile clearly states Romanian --------------- why did you expect a good service.     :dash: :dash: :dash: :dash:

Offline jok32


Is it not .Bianca ?
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?action=serviceprovider;id=3686

Maybe I saw a b&s or maybe she has multiple profiles. The girl I reviewed said her name was bianca and aged 26 and face is exactly as this new link.

Offline thaislave

This looks like the story of a girl who can balance a turd on a guys dick

Offline Dick Emeroids

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Small turd, big dick?
Not beyond the bounds of possibility, but still unlikely.
Banned reason: Deliberate trolling posts to start fights
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Offline dieseldriver

Have the address?  She give you a shit time? Then have a shit yourself and send the paper you wiped your arse with to her. Enclose a note you gave me a shit time so here's some back.    :crazy:

Offline muddy funxter

Small turd, big dick?
Not beyond the bounds of possibility, but still unlikely.

Is this the bird that managed to balance a turd on the mans cock, that literally shat a turd on his dick while he didn't notice! oh the banter! what a legend she deserves at least one positive for that!!!