New to the site, gents. Not a native of the UK, but since I'm over here a bit these days, I thought, why not share? I'm doing a spa rundown of East Anglia. If I get accounts in London, I'll certainly be excited, but I need convenience at this point.
So, I need something close, as I'm busy as fuck.
External Link/Members OnlyComms: Super easy. I'm an email guy, and am on a US phone, so setting shit up ahead of time is important to me. I also prefer spas. You can scope them out. You're in, you're out. Punting is sketchy as hell in the US. So, I emailed the guy there, and he was very helpful. Even changed my booking when a new and younger masseuse appeared on the website.
Friendly, older British guy. I think it was Adam, but I may be wrong. We had a fun exchange, and he asked if I wanted to pay 140 for an hour of what I assumed was full service, or discuss it with Madison. I opted to talk with her. He was cool with that. We even had a chat on the way out, which I'm not used to, but I dug it. Super natural, like, "Hey, glad you enjoyed the stable, how bout that fucking Trump" lol.
Location: It's a little bit out of the way, tucked next to a used car lot. But, there is parking, and while I'm sure people know what going on. No one would know what you're doing there. It's essentially a double wide trailer, and there is no locker room, but the sauna was great, as was the Jacuzzi. Only downfall is you're definitely seeing who was banging your girl 5 minutes prior, which I've never been a fan of. But, if you're in a Jacuzzi, it certainly makes it a little more pleasant as they walk past. Lockers are tiny, but once you walk in, who really cares?
Madison: I don't think that's Madison in the picture, but she's still pretty hot. She was not 23. But, she wasn't 30 either. I'd say 26. I don't know shit about English accents, but hers was soft. But, I'm an American in the UK, what the fuck do I know? Oh, right, I want to bang a British girl. That's what I know. I hit Bucharest and Budapest regularly, I love my EU ladies... but I also like local talent. Great tits, little belly, but definitely naked, and pretty hot. Massage was weak, but she played with my dick a lot, so it was better than a massage. I flipped, it was 40 for a BBBJ. Not too bad. I almost asked for CIM, it had been almost a week, and the Soy Lecithin I've been taking is no joke, I've been throwing ropes. Either way, great head, and came hard. For the damage, it was well worth it.
Overall: Shit, I'd go back tonight, but I've got a dinner thing to go to. They're closed on Sundays which sucks. So I'm going to hit the Maltings. I like Clarkland. I'll definitely go back again. Laid back, no cares, cool dude up front. From what I've seen on this site, money spent is a big thing. So, the 80 to front may be an issue, but a BBBJ for 40 is pretty nice where I hail from.. It's all about the roster, and I prefer early 20's. So, if he keeps them lined up I'll keep coming.
One side note... the massage table was tall, and the room was a little small... So, if you plan on fucking, there might be some awkward angles. =)
Best of luck, guys!
