Author Topic: Carry-on-holly - Cardiff  (Read 5525 times)


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Offline Tallchris

From the vaults of 2015.  Found myself working in Cardiff.  Searched the usual places and Holly seemed to offer an interesting and different service.  Difficult to pin down but she blagged me into a 2 hour booking with promises if a better time, which cost me 2 months puntering allowance.  I even passed the pretentious interview and got the job! Yay!

Turned up and would say shes 55 with a reasonable body quite slim but into gilf territory.  Anyway I had low expectations but soldiered on......and they werent exceeded.  She was pleasant enough though.  Just a lot of cash for a basic massage with HE and covered O.  No reverse, no fucking, no fingering. I think I remember a HE but it was a struggle once i'd spied the long grey pubes.

Spent a fair while working her with an electric contraption off the mains which she liked but what was that doing for me while listening to her life story?

Overpriced and limited service.  Plus a bit bonkers. Won't  return myself but doesn't warrant a negative as she was friendly enough.  i see she is dabbling in advertizing on AW in Glos again recently but unless the service has become more extensive, there are better and cheaper options in Chinese massage/parlours




Offline Steelworker

I saw her once a few years ago. I went in thinking it was going to be ‘unique’. Lots of chat, good massage. Excellent little body. No intimacy or kissing but I did get to fuck her. Well, she fucked me. Think she used to be a gymnast as she perched on me and gave vigorous cowgirl.

I thought it would be a one off and I was right. No intention of revisiting.

Offline Punting_Mad

She was always on my hit list.. But never passed the interview.. Who knows.. Mad as a box of frogs

Offline Corus Boy

And long gone from AW.

By any chance maybe making a comeback soon?  :drinks:

Offline dubs

And long gone from AW.

By any chance maybe making a comeback soon?  :drinks:

She's on AW here -  External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only

I see she has a new wig.

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I have no idea why anyone holds interest in her.

Pretentious would be an understatement.  At the end of the day, we all have different ways of getting to the same point of getting in, coming and going, if you see what I mean!

Offline Punting_Mad

Iver.. Fabulous body for me! But I'm very very easily pleased  :cool:
Man of simple means..

Offline HughJardon

200 notes an hour for a massage and HE is just ridiculous

Add to that her entry test and the fact she probably talks collectively  more than the loose women panel, haha my mouse pointer wouldn't go anywhere near her hotlist button   :thumbsdown:

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£200ph and no protected sex? Jeez... :timeout:

Offline mrdiamond77

I don't mind if a WG is a little bit "quirky" but Holly just seems to be nuts.  I think I will give her a miss, especially at her price.

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I don't mind if a WG is a little bit "quirky" but Holly just seems to be nuts.  I think I will give her a miss, especially at her price.

Perhaps she's my type? But then again, since when do I have a type?  :D
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Perhaps she's my type? But then again, since when do I have a type?  :D

I thought your type was anyone with a pulse and will see you  :lol:

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I thought your type was anyone with a pulse and will see you  :lol:

Harsh.   :D    :lol:

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I thought your type was anyone with a pulse and will see you  :lol:

I resent that remark...  :(

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I resent that remark...  :(

Resent all you want, look at your reviews. You clearly do not have a type.

Not a bad thing, in theory should make it easier for to get punts. Where as I am a picky fucker so it can be a nightmare finding new girls that catch my eye.

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Harsh.   :D    :lol:

That’s not harsh

Harsh would be anyone where rigamortis hasn’t set in

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Offline dumbo25

The name always pop up now and again, saw her about 4yrs ago!  :scare: She had a flat in Adamsdown at the time. It did take a few emails for her to eventually see me, her body was really fit but must have been in her mid 40s at the time. One off visit and never returned.

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I saw Hollie about 10 to 12 years ago when she was calling herself Hilary Faversham (aka. the Mole Valley Strumpet). She had a good figure then and the sex wasn't bad. I think that I paid about £150 for an hour and at least I got to shag her.

As others have said, she's very pretentious, stark raving bonkers and as mad as a box of frogs. If I was reviewing her now I'd give her a Neutral.

She has her own website:

External Link/Members Only

She can also be found on YouTube under "Carry on Hollie".

I've just had another look now. As Punting_Mad said above  - "mad as a box of frogs".

Offline gurtat

I tried seeing her about 6-7 years ago. The whole process was so long winded and overly complicated that in the end I gave up. But the "mad as a box of frogs" comment has definitely come up more than a few times. 

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Resent all you want, look at your reviews. You clearly do not have a type.

Not a bad thing, in theory should make it easier for to get punts. Where as I am a picky fucker so it can be a nightmare finding new girls that catch my eye.

Yup. Your definately picky that's for sure.  :D

Offline Tallchris

I googled Hilary Faversham and there is a page on pwlinks for her.  Looks like an old advert that hasn't been cancelled.  She claims she was born in 1974 which is nonsense.  More like 1964.  She's started advertizing again in Gloucestershire on AW.  I noticed she was offering penetration (protected), however she told me in no uncertain terms during my 2 hours listening to her that she "doesn't fuck".  Academic anyway, im not returning

Offline DevilD

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Just a lot of cash for a basic massage with HE and covered O.  No reverse, no fucking, no fingering. I think I remember a HE but it was a struggle once i'd spied the long grey pubes.

Seen her about 3 times in Cardiff. FS was offered and gladly taken, and she was a good punt. But long grey pubes? She was always shaven and that end was smooth as silk. Hmmm....

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I think she’s graduated from “mad as a box of frogs” to full “batshit crazy”

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Her fees have gone up significantly since I had the pleasure

She obviously has never heard of austerity

I do like her personality. Absolutely top company but she went through a period of offering sex at an extra cost, which is not for me

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Offline insignia

emailed her a few months back all polite from me. all i got back was abuse saying i had 3 different names advertising myself on AW --- fuckin nuts

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I’ve always thought she looks amazing for her age, but can get so much more from girls so much younger and not as expensive, then there’s the time and confidence crushing rejection, I can do with out, good luck to her and all lucky enough to sail her !


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She's a member here now, and whinging, something about being fully waxed now, did she have a hairy top lip before then  :unknown:

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She's a member here now, and whinging, something about being fully waxed now, did she have a hairy top lip before then  :unknown:

 :lol:


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Is that link correct? Don't work for me.

You must not have access to the board. Basically she’s calling you a liar.

Offline Punting_Mad

Bloody good memories on both to remember that detail from 2015...
I can't remember yesterdays punt!

Offline Steelworker

I’ve always thought she looks amazing for her age, but can get so much more from girls so much younger and not as expensive, then there’s the time and confidence crushing rejection, I can do with out, good luck to her and all lucky enough to sail her !

I’ve sailed her, Red. Odd, likes to chat, great figure, nothing intimate like kissing but enjoyed her perching on me while fucking. So many better SP’s around.

Offline Tallchris

That's rich. She says she is 40 on AW.  Her faversham alter ego claims she was born in 1975.  She is at least 50 IMO.