FBSM w. HE in Stoke-on-Trent/Newcastle-Under-Lyme?

[TDG1976]

I was hoping to try somewhere new next week for a full full body sensual massage with (of course) a happy ending.
I have tried Royal Orchid (both N-U-L & Crewe), Janthip and 55 George St. in the past. But I feel these places are hit and miss and don't want to be left disappointed.
Does anyone know of anywhere in this or the surrounding area which I may not have tried yet?

[Beamer]

If you do a search you will find my review of Jasmines massage near Stoke

[Beamer]

I have tried Royal Orchid (both N-U-L & Crewe), Janthip and 55 George St. in the past.

You have been a member for a while - why not make a contribution to the forum and review those you have seen?

[TDG1976]

That's a good point. The first time I decided to review a massage - I got a lot of flack for it even though it was fair and non abusive ... So that kinda put me off from doing it again.

[TDG1976]

In my opinion, the problem with places like Royal Orchid and Janthip is that there's no guarantee of a HJ. You get towards the end sometimes and there have been no cock and ball swipes and when they ask you they bring in someone else - which kinda takes away from the experience. 55 George St said that, last time - as I had to wait quite a while despite making an appointment) she would only charge £35 next time - upon stating this when enquiring about next week - she flatly refused ... so basically calling me a liar. I know its only a fiver - but it's the principle!
Also, they didn't warm the oil - I know I'm incredibly picky. But I don't do this that often - so want to get it right when I do.

[Beamer]

I agree and disagree!
Royal Orchid  -  at all locations I have always had a decent hj. Not much more.

Janthip - the owner/manager is so far up herself she seems to change the girls to just demonstrate she is the boss.  But some do  (and more) and some don't.

Jasmine - the owner won't. Believe me I have tried. Sabu the slightly tubby Thai girl will do anything for the money.  Another girl - can't remember her name is also very happy to oblige.

55 George St is just another Chinese brothel. All the women I have seen there offer FS- it's my pump and dump in that area when time is short

[Roadster]

55 George St is just another Chinese brothel. All the women I have seen there offer FS- it's my pump and dump in that area when time is short

Any further details, prices etc?  Thanks.

[Beamer]

See my review of Kit (or Kate) Tokyo Massage Newcastle under Lyme. (Cant create link on mobile)

[TDG1976]

Thanks for all this. I've found the review. Do you know if Kit Or Kate still works there?

[Beamer]

No idea.

[Roadster]

Thanks Beamer

[TDG1976]

Anyone tried "Kanok" in Penkhull?

[TDG1976]

External Link/Members Only

[Beamer]

Why not TOFTT?

[TDG1976]

I have phoned up and spoken to someone there - thought I'd be cheeky and just come right out and ask if a happy ending was offered. She politely said that she does not do this.

[Beamer]

I have phoned up and spoken to someone there - thought I'd be cheeky and just come right out and ask if a happy ending was offered. She politely said that she does not do this.

What a stupid thing to do! Twat!
Do you honestly believe that they would say anything else on the phone to a caller who could be anybody.

[watsey]

I have phoned up and spoken to someone there - thought I'd be cheeky and just come right out and ask if a happy ending was offered. She politely said that she does not do this.

 

[TDG1976]

Places before have been honest over the phone/text message.
Would rather do that then waste an hour of my day and £40 in the process.
Hardly think this is justification to call me a twat.

[Beamer]

Places before have been honest over the phone/text message.
Would rather do that then waste an hour of my day and £40 in the process.
Hardly think this is justification to call me a twat.

If you did any research on here you would see that there are plenty of comments that confirm the justification. 

[TDG1976]

I come on here a lot and read plenty of reviews and comments.
Not seen many people be rude to others though, esp name calling.
But hey, thanks for your input. You have a good day.

[Fallen58]

Places before have been honest over the phone/text message.
Would rather do that then waste an hour of my day and £40 in the process.
Hardly think this is justification to call me a twat.

As far as I’m aware, businesses that operate as a genuine massage parlour don’t confirm the existence of extras over the phone, even if they are being offered to customers inside the massage rooms. The massage parlour doesn’t know who is at the other end of the phone (police, trading standards etc) so its a bit naive to ring up and expect to be advised of the prices of their extras.

[Beamer]

As far as I’m aware, businesses that operate as a genuine massage parlour don’t confirm the existence of extras over the phone, even if they are being offered to customers inside the massage rooms. The massage parlour doesn’t know who is at the other end of the phone (police, trading standards etc) so its a bit naive to ring up and expect to be advised of the prices of their extras.

+1  I tried to help earlier in this thread him but with 2 posts before this and a member for over a year he's looking more like another leech. 

[TDG1976]

A leech and a twat? Classy.
Tell me what I've done to upset you, or do you just go round insulting people?
I explained before that I did write a review of a negative experience I had had so others wouldn't make the same mistake - for which I copped a load of abuse. So that put me off writing again. This time, no different.
So, congrats on that. I'm sure you feel ace about yourself.

[vw]

A leech and a twat? Classy.
Tell me what I've done to upset you, or do you just go round insulting people?
I explained before that I did write a review of a negative experience I had had so others wouldn't make the same mistake - for which I copped a load of abuse. So that put me off writing again. This time, no different.
So, congrats on that. I'm sure you feel ace about yourself.

are you  female poster?  The classy comment sort of gives you away that's the sort of thing a female posts. 

to be fair , he was correct in his assessment, you are a twat. 

[James999]

Tell me what I've done

Stop crying and reporting to admin, you post like a fucking girl 

[finn5555]

What a stupid thing to do! Twat!
Do you honestly believe that they would say anything else on the phone to a caller who could be anybody.

The fragile boy has reported you 

[SeekingtheTruth]

A leech and a twat? Classy.
Tell me what I've done to upset you, or do you just go round insulting people?
I explained before that I did write a review of a negative experience I had had so others wouldn't make the same mistake - for which I copped a load of abuse. So that put me off writing again. This time, no different.
So, congrats on that. I'm sure you feel ace about yourself.

You may want to grow some thicker skin if you plan on sticking around. This is where the grown ups play and we use grown up language.

[Beamer]

The fragile boy has reported you 

Perhaps I should have said idiot as well - He/She might have understood that better. Perhaps twat is too agricultural for his/her consumption?

[lewisjones23]

Stop crying and reporting to admin, you post like a fucking girl 

he’s a fucking idiot

[Beamer]

he’s a fucking idiot

Now, now LJ.  He might report you as well.

[Beamer]

...and now it looks like He/She has reported James and VW

[finn5555]

Now, now LJ.  He might report you as well.

At least nobody called him a cunt even tho he clearly is 

[lewisjones23]

Now, now LJ.  He might report you as well.

 

[Blackpool Rock]

VW and James now both reported too, I guess some people aren't cut out for the robust discussion on UKP, tick tock 

[NigelF]

I explained before that I did write a review of a negative experience I had had so others wouldn't make the same mistake - for which I copped a load of abuse. So that put me off writing again.

You didn't get any abuse from anyone worth listening to. Only 1 member actually criticised you and he's now banned for white knighting. Another member was just suspicious of you (understandably so as we get a lot of dodgy first post reviews on here). 3 members actually supported you because you left a fair negative review.

You've had it explained to you why asking for certain services over the phone is naive and foolish. Take the advice on board. You must understand that for someone who's experienced it is a "rookie" error so you must expect some flak, as anyone down the pub would give you or as your mates would give you (for doing an equivalent silly thing).

As for any "abuse", you need a thicker skin otherwise life is going to be very tough for you. Stop being so sensitive and just contribute more.

[Beamer]

Only 1 member actually criticised you and he's now banned for white knighting.

NigelF
Who is the member now banned? Can't see it here?

[NigelF]

NigelF
Who is the member now banned? Can't see it here?

Martell39. His posts are still visible in the review (at least to me), see here (he was the first person to comment and then left a couple of subsequent comments):
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=136666.0

[Beamer]

Martell39. His posts are still visible in the review (at least to me), see here (he was the first person to comment and then left a couple of subsequent comments):
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=136666.0

Thanks
I thought you meant on this current thread.

[shaolin]

I have phoned up and spoken to someone there - thought I'd be cheeky and just come right out and ask if a happy ending was offered. She politely said that she does not do this.

She may have been polite to you but she was thinking "WHAT A TWAT!"

[scutty brown]

Well, she trained at the Wat Pho temple, so its a good bet she has some real massage skills - though it depends on whether she did the full year or one of the short courses. From what I can gather, penis therapy is an integrated part of the course - though whether she chooses to use those skills is up to her.
The photos show no sign of orchids or hibiscus, or other visual clues, making extras less likely.
All you can do is what most of us do - go there and try and see what happens. We're all explorers in this, but some are lazy feckers who don't want to take the lead in finding out whats on offer. And remember, often whats on offer doesn't become apparent until you've been there a few times. And what you may get may vary from what I will get.

[Beamer]

Well, she trained at the Wat Pho temple, so its a good bet she has some real massage skills - though it depends on whether she did the full year or one of the short courses. From what I can gather, penis therapy is an integrated part of the course - though whether she chooses to use those skills is up to her.
The photos show no sign of orchids or hibiscus, or other visual clues, making extras less likely.
All you can do is what most of us do - go there and try and see what happens. We're all explorers in this, but some are lazy feckers who don't want to take the lead in finding out whats on offer. And remember, often whats on offer doesn't become apparent until you've been there a few times. And what you may get may vary from what I will get.

Good comment SB
It seemed that spending £40 to find out was too much - he wants all the benefits without the risk of spending his own money. But hey ho thats what leeches do.

[houseboot]

I have phoned up and spoken to someone there - thought I'd be cheeky and just come right out and ask if a happy ending was offered. She politely said that she does not do this.

No, very few ladies who advertise on Gumtree will confirm by phone.

Please see Gumtree rules:-

External Link/Members Only

particularly

"No 4 Keep it clean. We don’t allow adult or sexual services. If you have qualifications, mention them"

This means adverts have to appear to be legitimate (even if the services you eventually receive are not).

It is also why service providers are reluctant to discuss their services by phone or text in case it's Gumtree checking up on them.

[Yanusmc]

I was hoping to try somewhere new next week for a full full body sensual massage with (of course) a happy ending.
I have tried Royal Orchid (both N-U-L & Crewe), Janthip and 55 George St. in the past. But I feel these places are hit and miss and don't want to be left disappointed.
Does anyone know of anywhere in this or the surrounding area which I may not have tried yet?

Do some reviews before you start asking for favours and people will be more helpful. The forum can't run if it's just full of leeches

[jjmassagehunter]

See my review of Kit (or Kate) Tokyo Massage Newcastle under Lyme. (Cant create link on mobile)

Kit no longer works here it is a lady called Mei

Offers b2b £40
Massage is terrible worst I have ever had just rubs her hands on you with no interest at all seems to be with no knowledge too. The b2b she oiled her belly jumped on top of me and I basically fucked her stomach..... never had anything like that for b2b before wouldn’t waste your time she offers nothing else.

[Beamer]

Kit no longer works here it is a lady called Mei

Offers b2b £40
Massage is terrible worst I have ever had just rubs her hands on you with no interest at all seems to be with no knowledge too. The b2b she oiled her belly jumped on top of me and I basically fucked her stomach..... never had anything like that for b2b before wouldn’t waste your time she offers nothing else.

They change girls every week or so. Probably your experience will now be in Leicester, Birmingham or another location they switch to.

[darby29]

Thought I'd give this a go even though the most recent comments were not too good.  Rang the number off the gumtree advert and no answer.  Got a text a minute later to call another number.  Rang and got straight through.  Arranged an appointment and she sent me a text with the address and rates back.  There is on and off street parking, but also a car park 150 yards up the road.  After reading previous posts it seems they have done the refurb work now as the sign over the shop now says "Oriental Health".  Walked straight in and confirmed who I was and was shown the room.  She left with the £40 for the hour while I undressed.  Came back in and started the massage with a towel after agreeing it would be a medium massage.  It seemed to me to be a good all round massage, moving the towel around as she went.  Once the towel had been removed she began with the oil.  After about 30 minutes or so she was on the legs and then started around the insides.  Eventually she was just there and nowhere else and moving underneath and I was almost in a kneeling position.  Pointless making it difficult for the lady.  She then asked straight out if I wanted body to body.  Price agreed at £40 and she stripped off.  For me she has a good enough body, bullet nipples and hairy bush.  She started rolling over my back and then had me turn over and started the HJ slowly.  No problem with touching anywhere and even a bit inside which I think she enjoyed.  Eventually I came and she cleaned me up with paper towels and asked if I was happy.
I found an advert on vivastreet with the new number.  If you put in massage and then newcastle under lyme only one advert comes up at the top.  It has the mobile number and the address.
She confirmed she is called may, but don't know the spelling, and she is the only one working there.  She is not busy but having said that there was a guy waiting to go in as I was leaving.
So all in all a good time was had and I'll be back when I get the next chance.

[overhead25]

External Link/Members Only

I have been a couple of times , amazing unrushed massage by a attractive Thai lady , but no indication of anything extra going on here , situated above a ladies hairdressers