Tinkerbell1888 - Paisley

[blueflame]

Theres been a few comments on this girl from the Glasgow area, but I thought I'd find out for myself. I won't go visit any of the Romanians and with good punts in Glasgow a little thin on the ground I thought I'd try and TOFTT with a local girl.. I should have listened !

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Communication:  Done by email and eventually phone. Not the easiest emails to understand, they are kind of scatter brained if you know what I mean. If you don't just take a look at her blog on the purple pages and you'll see soon enough 

Venue: A small dirty top floor flat on a main road around the Paisley area. I half expected to return and find my car on bricks or on fire - but the wee man ruled over common sense    Surprisingly the car was in one piece when I returned - probably as it was mid afternoon. I would never take my car there and park up at night.

Her profile is accurate, very. Bella is an honest, very down to earth, petite blonde girl, pierced tongue, very nervous and anxious as I think she's be attacked and robbed in the past. No matter how calm and chilled out I was she never relaxed. Talking at a hundred miles an hour, eyes glazed over and a piece of broken mirror on a table with 'powder residue' on it means only one thing to me. But hey, I was stupid, I did the paperwork and tried to get things underway.  On a positive note, she was very keen to dress exactly as I wanted, which was good, the result was strange looking as she doesn't have much and is frantically ordering stuff online.

After spewing out around 2000 words in two minutes and smoking three cigarettes I finally got her to lie on the bed with me and tried some DFK. She has no idea ! Got her kit off and tried again.... this is turning out to be a nightmare me thinks !
So on went the rubber and I jumped on top for a bit, with no real joy I decided to simply get this over and done with, so I pulled off the rubber and got her to suck me off. As I neared the money shot, I asked her to CIM and swallow - she did.
Soon after I made my excuses and left after 40 minutes.

Like I said, I wish I'd listened.

Summary.

Venue 3/10
Looks 3/10
Performance 1/10

Would I go back ?   Not in a million years.

Passing through Manchester and Birmingham with work soon, so I'm off to book something reasonable.

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[whoreasarous]

Read her blog. How depressing.

[the fitter]

Theres been a few comments on this girl from the Glasgow area, but I thought I'd find out for myself. I won't go visit any of the Romanians and with good punts in Glasgow a little thin on the ground I thought I'd try and TOFTT with a local girl.. I should have listened !

External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only


Communication:  Done by email and eventually phone. Not the easiest emails to understand, they are kind of scatter brained if you know what I mean. If you don't just take a look at her blog on the purple pages and you'll see soon enough 

Venue: A small dirty top floor flat on a main road around the Paisley area. I half expected to return and find my car on bricks or on fire - but the wee man ruled over common sense    Surprisingly the car was in one piece when I returned - probably as it was mid afternoon. I would never take my car there and park up at night.

Her profile is accurate, very. Bella is an honest, very down to earth, petite blonde girl, pierced tongue, very nervous and anxious as I think she's be attacked and robbed in the past. No matter how calm and chilled out I was she never relaxed. Talking at a hundred miles an hour, eyes glazed over and a piece of broken mirror on a table with 'powder residue' on it means only one thing to me. But hey, I was stupid, I did the paperwork and tried to get things underway.  On a positive note, she was very keen to dress exactly as I wanted, which was good, the result was strange looking as she doesn't have much and is frantically ordering stuff online.

After spewing out around 2000 words in two minutes and smoking three cigarettes I finally got her to lie on the bed with me and tried some DFK. She has no idea ! Got her kit off and tried again.... this is turning out to be a nightmare me thinks !
So on went the rubber and I jumped on top for a bit, with no real joy I decided to simply get this over and done with, so I pulled off the rubber and got her to suck me off. As I neared the money shot, I asked her to CIM and swallow - she did.
Soon after I made my excuses and left after 40 minutes.

Like I said, I wish I'd listened.

Summary.

Venue 3/10
Looks 3/10
Performance 1/10

Would I go back ?   Not in a million years.

Passing through Manchester and Birmingham with work soon, so I'm off to book something reasonable.

Looking at your other review, you haven't been having much luck North or South.

[Towlie]

She looks like a bloody car crash on her pro.

Fair play on trying it. Least everyone's suspicions have been confirmed.

[blueflame]

Nope, I've not had much luck at all... seem to be a magnet for numpties !

Thought I would give it a go, I was wrong.

Just wanted to warn anyone else with a similar thought.

[J_H]

Looks to have a great bod, if you like them slim (I do) and the pics in the red outfit are good.

But the Blog! A case for treatment sadly ...

[blueflame]

I like them slim too and the pictures of the red outfit on her profile looked good - no doubt. But trust me, in the flesh you will be confronted with an absolute nightmare.

[J_H]

I believe! Not tempted. Not now anyway.

[Dundee Ghost]

First post here ever - but I love skinny skanky chix. It's her reported behavior that puts me off - I love her looks.

[Clattypats]

First post here ever - but I love skinny skanky chix. It's her reported behavior that puts me off - I love her looks.

Go see her ..Review..and tell us how skanky she is ..Not that I would be interested in her...But whatever floats your boat

[James999]

She's a member here now

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?action=profile;u=206805

[lewisjones23]

Slander   

[James999]

Isn't that to do with damaging someones good character, which raises a couple of questions,

Are prostitutes regarded as good character?

Is Tinkerbell1888 her real name?

 

[Clattypats]

She must have some memory!... 

The OP seems to have gone AWOL since his last post on this thread aswell...

[rocktheknight]

She’s found her way into twitter, if the reviews here and the blog weren’t enough to put you off there’s facepics on there

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[bigmike32]

I clicked on her twitter and blimey she isnt attractive at all.

[rocktheknight]

Not even in the slightest I think my dick would run away if I was to try shag her

[Scothorn56]

That face makes her Look like a tranny wi a fanny!
If it’s a girl then doggie wi a bag over her head  is the way.

[Mick123]

She’s found her way into twitter, if the reviews here and the blog weren’t enough to put you off there’s facepics on there

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Good to see Iggy Pop is alive and well and living in Paisley

[auldie63]

Pardon my ignorance but was Iggy Pop not actually David Bowie?
This pig looks nothing like!!!

[Jock D]

Pardon my ignorance but was Iggy Pop not actually David Bowie?
This pig looks nothing like!!!

Eh, naw...two different people...shared a similar dress & music sense in the early 1970's...but differed after that...back on track this wee boot is definitely uglier than both the aforementioned.

You can now, get back to enjoying your Perry Como records whilst sucking on a Werther's Original...

[rocktheknight]

I think the even scarier thing here is she actually believes she’s hot