Author Topic: Alkmaar - you know it makes sense!  (Read 1408 times)

CtrDM

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Good evening all,

It’s been a long time since I last visited the site. I’ve been reading through the reviews of late and wanted to give something back (or at least try!)

I do a fair bit of travelling in between work. I like to do the touristy stuff, learn about the city, visit sites of interest, museums etc. Once the formalities are out of the way, I partake in a bit of mongering, then I usually party for a couple of nights, and return home in daze.

I used to frequent Amsterdam in my younger years (2011 & 2012) because I have family who live on the edge of De Wallen and I used to smoke a lot of weed. It was fantastic. I had been bitten by the travel bug and was confronted with beautiful red lit women and strong weed. Like many, I became disillusioned with Amsterdam. Rip offs galore. I do however love the Netherlands. The atmosphere, architecture, people, and the Amstel.

After a number of years away from the Netherlands, I visited The Hague (which I will report on separately) and fell back in love. I began to research other places and came across Alkmaar.

I visited in February and August 2017 for three nights, having stayed for one night in Amsterdam with my family.

Alkmaar is beautiful. The architecture is as good as it gets and there are a few nice churches and windmills. I stayed in a hostel on Koningsstraat, just a stones throw from the RLD. A great hostel with good food, coffee and a bar.

There are several good bars around with the best Amstel on the planet. There are two coffee shops which are chilled out. I don’t smoke weed at home any more, but when in Rome ... 😊

The RLD is called Achterdam. You’ll see on google map how close it is to the hostel. There are women available from late morning and the afternoon shift is at its best around 2pm. It seems go on well past midnight.

The standard prices are €35. No rush and very friendly girls. You can get extra time and additional services if you pay €50 upwards. Trust me, the €35 is sufficient!

As to the day shift, I recommend Stefi. I think she’s Polish. You can’t miss her, she has a sign with in her window “Stefi”, and is based in one of the undercover areas. She is so friendly and welcoming. The €35 gets you CBJ and multiple positions. Moaning, dirty talk ... she simply wants to please you and that she does. You don’t get the impression that she’s faking it either, I genuinely think she’s  lovely girl. I session with her four times over the two trips, the last of which I paid €60 for 30 mins and performed oral on her.

My second recommendation is a Ukrainian girl, whose names I cannot remember. She is prime - an absolute diamond. She’s the slim, tall(ish), gaunt, Russian looking type. She oozes class and I think place like London she would command high end prices. There is always somebody lingering outside the window waiting for her to become available. I sessioned  twice with her. Both €35. For the price you get CBJ and one position. I opted for doggy and she was a willing participant. She was also friendly and talkative, with great English. She said that she didn’t know how long she’d be there for, so catch her while you can. Her location is the first window on the left coming from the canal end of Achterdam. As I mentioned, she is very busy so keep pacing up and down. You won’t regret it.

There are plenty of beautiful women to be found here. The windows of an evening are usually 80%-90% full, but you do have to be patient. The street itself is beautiful and there’s no reason to be paranoid or worried, so long as you exercise the usual common sense.

This is the first review I’ve posed anywhere, so be kind haha! I hope I haven’t rambled on too much. There are plenty of nice bars and the people are great. If you would like any more info, just get in touch or reply below.

I have a couple more places to review which I’ll do over the weekend.

Have good one chaps 🍺

Online billybob69

Great report. I do love Alkmaar.

Although you do need to expand your horizons past Amstel beer, a whole new world of Belgian beer awaits you!

CtrDM

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Thanks very much billybob!

For sure, Belgium has for one reason or another has escaped me. I was supposed to fly to Brussels in November, but my flight was cancelled by Ryanair! I was planning to visit Ghent and Bugges as well. I think I’ll rearrange the trip this summer.

On the plus side, Ryanair did give me a full refund and an £80 voucher which I have used for a trip to Berlin this February.

Good things come to those who wait ....   :D

Offline tantric talents

Good info. Thanks.
I punt quite a lot abroad and admit to having rather a soft spot for those elegant Ukrainians too!  :hi:

CtrDM

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Absolutely, they’re effortlessly elegant!

The handful of Ukrainians that I’ve encounters have been so friendly and make you feel at ease.

I hope one day to make it to the Ukraine proper!

Online billybob69

If you like Greek food, there is a great restaurant called Irodion a stones throw away from Alkmaar RLD.

For sure, Belgium has for one reason or another has escaped me. I was supposed to fly to Brussels in November, but my flight was cancelled by Ryanair! I was planning to visit Ghent and Bugges as well. I think I’ll rearrange the trip this summer.

If your going to Bruges and Ghent (which has a small RLD), you really ought to make some time to visit Antwerp. IMHO it has the best RLD in the low countries.


CtrDM

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If you like Greek food, there is a great restaurant called Irodion a stones throw away from Alkmaar RLD.



Good call! That’ll be my post punt meal on my next visit. Very good reviews on TA.

I found there to be an excellent selection of bars and restaurants in Alkmaar without the tourist trap prices. The row opposite the cathedral was a favourite of mine.

Yeah I’ve heard good things about the RLD in Antwerp. I was thinking about a visit when I was last in Rotterdam but it didn’t materialise. Bruges is a place I’ve always wanted to visit for tourism purposes.

I guess it’s a matter of how much time I’ll have at my disposal.