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Author Topic: Busty Anne: West Croydon  (Read 2269 times)


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Offline peter purves

Not quite sure how to start this. I was not going to write a review but a few have asked and it does fit into my criteria of leaving a review when something exceptional happens.

So this will be a brief review - but sure it will become cathartic that it may eventually drag on and send some to sleep  :P

Location: Not discreet on a busy high road. She adopts a similar approach to Melissa Exquisite for those who know  :dash: Like Annika Rice in Treasure Hunt you get to a certain location so she can see you from a window. Flag No 1.

It would not be so bad - I am used to these games now but de ja vu - outside yet another bus stop with people present  :( Flag No 2

The flat is on the second floor so had to spend an eternity zzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzz (falling asleep) for Anne to come down and open the door. Flag 3

I think the door is usually kept open but someone maybe a punter and/or tenant had closed it. Since she asked me whilst on the phone, 'Is the door not open?'
I do not like to see these things an open door because my first thought it is a flat

Anne lets me in and I am greeted by a friendly WG in a dressing gown - Flag 4 - but is not a flag because after she removed it, it was clear she put it on just to open the door  :wacko:

We make our way up top Mt. Everest and into the flat. Not the best. The room is adequate, but the bed was not made. I think she was sleeping on it it - I do not know, but I do not like to see those things. The Feng Shui is very important to a punt  :P

A little light chat, decide £70 for 30 mins.

The WG:

As per her recent VS profile pics, few minor blemishes on the face, but still ok for me. Plus she had slightly unusual Romania facial features that I have always attributed to having a Roma (Gypsy) as a distant as opposed to recent in her family tree.

A very good body, not a gym body, a very slight paunch at the bottom of the stomach as you can see from one of the pics.

Her skin is what I would refer to as 'porcelain White', it kind of reminded me of more 'Japanese'.

Her breasts are exceptional probably the 38 G(randiose) as advertised  ;)

She is also a bit hirsute - for those who do not like that.

20 years old - reminded me of a college girl, very pleasant.

Service:

This is where things begin to fall apart  :(. Up to this point, seeing her in the Black basque standing in front of me, I thought I was in with a good punt. Up to this point in spite of so many flags - lost count of them

Started with foreplay, which I thought was very unusual, decided to put any thoughts to the back of my mind even though it was raising a flag in my mind. Hugging and kissing on the cheeks only while she kissed my neck. GFE I thought  :angelgirl:. but in reality time-wasting (counting down the clock) to use the football analogy.

Then moved on to sex, In missionary as I entered she kept her hand on the base of the condom, holding on for dear life - Flag 6 (I think this is where  we are at). Eventually, she let's go and hugs me tightly, eye closed motionless, like a novice parachute jumper in trepidation of what was to come. Back to the realisation that the ebb of the tides of misfortune had yet swung the other way.  :(

So I stop and cleverly (or so I thought)  think let's change position so she can do the ''work'. As she detangled the knots from our embrace more like bear-hug. She stops and looks at her watch, reminding me of Sir Alex and says "15 minutes to go".

My hard-on began crashing slowly as the punt began to slip out of my grasp. She says to me 'What's wrong? Why have you gone limp like a damp squid?' Well words to that effect. I paused and then said, because you [m]uttered those dreadful words. She apologised profusely, did her very best to raise my manhood which had by then had sunk into the abyss of 'punters' alienation' :(

We moved on to CG, but she moved ever so slowly, that a Tai Chi master would have been proud of her form (very slow and calculating).  :dance: .  She tried to look at her watch every now and again but without me trying to see.

I ask her to stop with about 5 mins to go. Then the usual light chat, but nothing about me not cumming. At the end while on the bed, she asks me 'What was I thinking about?', as I began questioning the universe, breaking one's own punting rules (ie never go for 19/20 years old) etc etc?

So I responded with the caveat 'Life!!'...to which she said, 'It is tragic isn't it??'. Not the words, but more the expression on her face  :( . No need for any more of those damn red flags at this point, brought it all home  :P


Conclusion:

As I wrote elsewhere, a pleasant young woman but it is clear she is not suited to the job, nor does she want to be in it. A blatant clockwatcher that counts you down like ThunderBirds Are GO!!!

Funnily enough, on leaving I had left behind £30 change and she quickly called me in to give it back to me. I do not think I've met a WG like this before and hence why I came to this conclusion.

Somebody else has promised to write a review so it will be interesting to compare and contrast the reviews

Links:

External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only -  BustyAnne


External Link/Members Only - Ruby

Sinz - Can I call on you to do your job?? All the relevant pics are on the Best Tit on AW thread - like her polished pics - Many thanks (for all your efforts too  :thumbsup:)



« Last Edit: January 12, 2018, 02:08:03 pm by peter purves »
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Offline peter purves

Silly boy!! - Forgot the basics - Just changed to a negative.

« Last Edit: January 12, 2018, 02:01:38 pm by peter purves »
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Offline GeorgeForeman


Entertaining review, PP, thanks.

But going for a 20yr old Rom? Realistically, it was never going to go well, was it? :D

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Thanks for the review. A few too many flags for me so wont be booking her

Offline peter purves


Sinz - Can I call on you to do your job?? All the relevant pics are on the Best Tit on AW thread - like her polished pics - Many thanks (for all your efforts too  :thumbsup:)

With no Sinz of Sinz anywhere, may have to do this portfolio myself  :P


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« Last Edit: January 12, 2018, 07:19:44 pm by peter purves »
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Offline Gentlelovemaking

Good informative review PP, shame it didn’t go well but £70 isn’t as bad as it could’ve been.

Any plans on a rebound punt with another SP to put things right ?

Offline peter purves

Good informative review PP, shame it didn’t go well but £70 isn’t as bad as it could’ve been.

Any plans on a rebound punt with another SP to put things right ?

Thanks my learned friend  :hi:

More the journey took it out of me

None on the horizon at present and you, any recommendations?

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Offline Banno123

Great review, very entertaining. What a shame tho, lovely looking girl  :thumbsdown:


Offline JayEZ2K

Good review, PP. We can learn just as much, if not more, from negative reviews so I appreciate your posting the details. It also helps me understand some of my own not-so-good punts. It's really strange how there can be so many positive points, yet a few mistakes can ruin the experience. And it's more confusing because the bit about her calling you to return your lost £30 is exceptional.

Is there a solution for clock watching? Some WGs use music, knowing that after a certain number of songs that the time is almost up. Some rooms (in Soho) have big clocks on the wall for discrete time tracking. Of course we bring our own watches for pacing the session and to avoid getting shorted on time. And what is the perfect time for the time warning? In my opinion, a 15 minute time warning on a 30 minute punt is too soon.

Hopefully if these things are smoothed out there will be less negative and more positive punts.

Offline peter purves

Good review, PP. We can learn just as much, if not more, from negative reviews so I appreciate your posting the details. It also helps me understand some of my own not-so-good punts. It's really strange how there can be so many positive points, yet a few mistakes can ruin the experience. And it's more confusing because the bit about her calling you to return your lost £30 is exceptional.

Is there a solution for clock watching? Some WGs use music, knowing that after a certain number of songs that the time is almost up. Some rooms (in Soho) have big clocks on the wall for discrete time tracking. Of course we bring our own watches for pacing the session and to avoid getting shorted on time. And what is the perfect time for the time warning? In my opinion, a 15 minute time warning on a 30 minute punt is too soon.

Hopefully if these things are smoothed out there will be less negative and more positive punts.

Thanks...Interesting what you say here. Had me thinking!! Uh -Oh!!  :P

My own brief thoughts are I do not know tbh  :unknown:

There are far too many factors to take on board, the cross-cultural differences, the expertise in customer-care and specifically going out of the way to put the customer first or treat the punter like a 'king'.

This is one of the reasons why I am against punting women so young, since I think such s-expertise comes with time.

As for Busty Anne she is pleasant enough as confirmed by Kanye0007, so her interpersonal skills are fine but it is in the providing of the 'sexual service' where things fall down. Perhaps she was trained to be that way, by whoever taught her etc.

Perhaps punters expectations are  'unrealistic' , maybe George Foreman right hook to me ouuuch is spot on.  :P For me to expect a 20 odd year old, from a different country, trying to eek out an existence to provide me with a positive punt is...................................................................................... 'punter's alienation'  :(

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Offline cotton

This girl reminds me very much of Emma Sweety Pure
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?action=serviceprovider;id=15671
I reviewed her and said the same thing , same bear hug sex , likeable enough girl but just not cut out for the job. Looks the same , probably just redone her AW profile after xmas in hungary.

Offline peter purves

This girl reminds me very much of Emma Sweety Pure
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?action=serviceprovider;id=15671
I reviewed her and said the same thing , same bear hug sex , likeable enough girl but just not cut out for the job. Looks the same , probably just redone her AW profile after xmas in hungary.

Cheers Mate!

It is not the same WG but I can see and after reading your review I can understand why you might have thought so.
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