Not quite sure how to start this. I was not going to write a review but a few have asked and it does fit into my criteria of leaving a review when something exceptional happens.
So this will be a brief review - but sure it will become cathartic that it may eventually drag on and send some to sleep
Location: Not discreet on a busy high road. She adopts a similar approach to Melissa Exquisite for those who know
Like Annika Rice in Treasure Hunt you get to a certain location so she can see you from a window.
Flag No 1.
It would not be so bad - I am used to these games now but de ja vu - outside yet another bus stop with people present
Flag No 2
The flat is on the second floor so had to spend an eternity zzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzz
(falling asleep) for Anne to come down and open the door. Flag 3
I think the door is usually kept open but someone maybe a punter and/or tenant had closed it. Since she asked me whilst on the phone, 'Is the door not open?'
I do not like to see these things an open door because my first thought it is a flat
Anne lets me in and I am greeted by a friendly WG in a dressing gown -
Flag 4 - but is not a flag because after she removed it, it was clear she put it on just to open the door
We make our way up top Mt. Everest and into the flat. Not the best. The room is adequate, but the bed was not made. I think she was sleeping on it it - I do not know, but I do not like to see those things. The Feng Shui is very important to a punt
A little light chat, decide £70 for 30 mins.
The WG:As per her recent VS profile pics, few minor blemishes on the face, but still ok for me. Plus she had slightly unusual Romania facial features that I have always attributed to having a Roma (Gypsy) as a distant as opposed to recent in her family tree.
A very good body, not a gym body, a very slight paunch at the bottom of the stomach as you can see from one of the pics.
Her skin is what I would refer to as 'porcelain White', it kind of reminded me of more 'Japanese'.
Her breasts are exceptional probably the 38 G(randiose) as advertised
She is also a bit hirsute - for those who do not like that. 20 years old - reminded me of a college girl, very pleasant.
Service:
This is where things begin to fall apart
. Up to this point, seeing her in the Black basque standing in front of me, I thought I was in with a good punt. Up to this point in spite of so many
flags -
lost count of them Started with foreplay, which I thought was very unusual, decided to put any thoughts to the back of my mind even though it was
raising a flag in my mind. Hugging and kissing on the cheeks only while she kissed my neck. GFE I thought
. but in reality time-wasting (counting down the clock) to use the football analogy.
Then moved on to sex, In missionary as I entered she kept her hand on the base of the condom, holding on for dear life -
Flag 6 (I think this is where we are at). Eventually, she let's go and hugs me tightly, eye closed motionless, like a novice parachute jumper in trepidation of what was to come. Back to the realisation that the ebb of the tides of misfortune had yet swung the other way.
So I stop and cleverly (or so I thought) think let's change position so she can do the ''work'. As she detangled the knots from our embrace more like bear-hug. She stops and looks at her watch, reminding me of Sir Alex and says "15 minutes to go".
My hard-on began crashing slowly as the punt began to slip out of my grasp. She says to me 'What's wrong? Why have you gone limp like a damp squid?' Well words to that effect. I paused and then said, because you [m]uttered
those dreadful words. She apologised profusely, did her very best to raise my manhood which had by then had sunk into the abyss of 'punters' alienation'
We moved on to CG, but she moved ever so slowly, that a Tai Chi master would have been proud of her form (very slow and calculating).
. She tried to look at her watch every now and again but without me trying to see.
I ask her to stop with about 5 mins to go. Then the usual light chat,
but nothing about me not cumming. At the end while on the bed, she asks me 'What was I thinking about?', as I began questioning the universe, breaking one's own punting rules (ie never go for 19/20 years old) etc etc?
So I responded with the caveat 'Life!!'...to which she said, 'It is tragic isn't it??'. Not the words, but more the expression on her face
. No need for any more of those damn red flags at this point, brought it all home
Conclusion:
As I wrote elsewhere, a pleasant young woman but it is clear she is not suited to the job, nor does she want to be in it. A blatant clockwatcher that counts you down like ThunderBirds Are GO!!!
Funnily enough, on leaving I had left behind £30 change and she quickly called me in to give it back to me. I do not think I've met a WG like this before and hence why I came to this conclusion.
Somebody else has promised to write a review so it will be interesting to compare and contrast the reviewsLinks:
External Link/Members Only or
External Link/Members Only - BustyAnne
External Link/Members Only - Ruby
Sinz - Can I call on you to do your job?? All the relevant pics are on the Best Tit on AW thread - like her polished pics - Many thanks (for all your efforts too )