Name: Massage by an English therapist, Leeds
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External Link/Members OnlyA few weeks before Christmas I felt in the need of a good massage (plus extras) in Leeds. Whilst searching UKP I came across an item by Rixster in the Regional Punting info section, which raised my interest:
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=145067.msg1596264#msg1596264After reading this I decided to give Zoe a call and set up a meeting.
Location: Detached suburban home, in a nice neighbourhood, on the outskirts of Leeds. On street parking available. Massage services given in a detached garage, next to house, converted into a quality massage room – no shower or toilet. Clean towels provided for wiping off oil on completion.
Services: Massage, naked massage, HE (and HS! – happy start).
Price: £40 for a 1 hour massage, plus £20 for naked massage + HE.
The Girl: Zoe, reasonable looking English lady, blonde, I would say mid 30’s (profile says 30), figure, around size 14 (with a little cellulite), with approx 36C boobs (a little bit saggy – Zoe mentioned this herself and was hoping to have a boob job in the future). I don’t recall seeing any tattoos or piercings.
Communication: Prompt & professional. Her number is displayed on her ad, but she did not answer phone – all comms was via text, and a suitable time was easily arranged. Zoe guided me in to her address via ping pong text, she wouldn’t give me her house number, but met me at the garden fence, with a wave and a smile, saying I could have parked outside, instead of down the road! (Apparently her neighbours are aware of her massage business, but not of any extras offered!).
The Event: I was shown into the converted garage massage room; clean, warm, gentle music playing in the background, massage qualification certificates on wall, with a quality massage bed in the middle. I was offered and accepted a cold drink.
I discussed with Zoe the 1 hour meeting, with extras, and handed over the paperwork. She instructed me to strip & towel over, while she went to file the paperwork and returned in a dressing gown, which she then removed.
Now my preferred girl is early to mid 20’s, size 8 to 10, but having read Rixsters review, I had decided to go for it anyway, knowing that she wasn’t in this range – so I’ve only myself to blame that she didn’t meet my ideal.
So we discussed the massage, any aches and pains, etc? Liking to get my money’s worth (being a Yorkshireman) I asked for a happy start, as well as a happy ending! She said that this wasn’t usual, but went along with it ‘but we’ll do your back first’ . A 15 minute back & leg massage followed, of good standard, but not as hard as I would like. On the flip, the towel was discarded and her attention was turned to my erect member. Giving me a nice steady handjob whilst I groped her buttocks and touched her breast (nothing else within reach!) I reached the inevitable conclusion. Zoe cleaned me up and carried on with the massage. With 15 minutes to go, she returned for the main event, brought him back to life and coaxed another pop out of me, as requested. Another clean up, towel down to remove the oil, then on my way.
The main distraction for me during this meeting was that Zoe obviously loves to talk (but not dirty talk). Now I like to have a chat, but when having a massage (with extras) I do like to drift away and switch off. I felt like I was at the hairdressers and we covered every subject under the sun. She told me that this (the extras) was a sideline, if requested, but that she had a large female client base and often had people referred to her who needed physio type treatment.
Positives: Got a good 1 hour professional (naked) massage with 2 pops, all for £60. She is a friendly, easy to talk to lady, and very pleasant.
Negatives: Not my type really, no kissing or hint of anything other than what was delivered above.
Visit Again: No, been there, done it, on to the next. It was an ok experience, good value and got what was expected.
