Author Topic: EnglishRoseKelly Alton  (Read 1515 times)


5 review(s) for EnglishroseKelly (0 positive, 0 neutral, 5 negative) [Indexed by ]

Offline bigdickplaya1

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Avoid like the plague. Which she probably has. Looks nothing like her photos. Is obese and has very poor personal hygiene. Paid for sex and regretted it the moment it was over. Never felt so dirty. Her flat is a pig sty. Clothes everywhere. Lives with her boyfriend who knows what she does. I'm pretty sure I passed him on the stairs on the way up to her flat which was a bit awkward.
She's got teeth missing for crying out loud. She was awkward the entire time and it was painful to watch her try and be sexy.
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Offline nigel4498

You really should have checked her out on here first.
A lesson learned I'm afraid.
Always use the search facility on UKP

Offline bigdickplaya1

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You really should have checked her out on here first.
A lesson learned I'm afraid.
Always use the search facility on UKP

Unfortunately I found her before I found this site. I will absolutely check on here first in the future!  :vomit:
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Offline Muff licker

That is strange as she has nearly 125 positive reviews was it the same girl? OR BS

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That is strange as she has nearly 125 positive reviews

She's not got any positive reviews on here but she does have four Negative reviews  :thumbsdown:

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Offline nigel4498

That is strange as she has nearly 125 positive reviews

125 Positives on AW. 4 Negatives on UKP.
Mmmmm, Let me think, which do I believe?

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Oh my god I saw her about 3 years ago, she was that disgusting when I got upstairs she said I had an abortion yesterday but am happy to do anal !!!! My god You must be Joking me I settled for a blow job before realising how rotten her teeth were she actually made me sore so I just said give me a hand job but even that failed as she is so repulsive !! I paid and left quickly only to get a call from her when I was in boots shopping asking me if I would take her to Aldershot to buy some crack !!! I hung up but she kept calling me , my god avoid her like the plague and yes she probably does have it

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Unfortunately I found her before I found this site. I will absolutely check on here first in the future!  :vomit:

Welcome to the site and yes, always check on here first. Better luck with your next punt.

Offline Zimbaman

Thank fuck for UKP. Looking at heroics I’d be halfway tempted myself (although I was aware of her part farm animal nature so wouldn’t have gone near her).  Thanks for the review though.. perhaps you have saved someone else from nob rot. Hopefully you didn’t catch anything  :vomit:

Offline Hantsman2

She's not got any positive reviews on here but she does have four Negative reviews  :thumbsdown:

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?action=serviceprovider;id=3796

I too saw her before I discovered this site

Was well on the way to being repulsive then . Why I didn't walk I will never know. Had the quickest of blow jobs and ran. Straight into a very lengthy shower

Avoid avoid avoid and tell your chums!!!!!!