Samantha34EE (Woking) Worst Appointment Ever

[johndoe92]

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This is my first ever review as I don't usually post them as I usually have no need. I've had some not so great punts but nothing that's pissed me off enough to give a bad review. However today was literally the worst experience I've had punting.

CommsThe Comms were fine. Sent a text saying I was in the area was she free for half an hour appointment.

Prince Looked pretty good, £70 for half an hour with anal included.

Location Free parking in local supermarket, nice modern flat that was easy to find.

Appearance Appearance wise wasn't the greatest but still hot enough in a nasty slut kind of way. Profile says shes 23. Almost definitely over 35. Clearly had a lot of work done, looked more like a Hispanic Pete Burns than Shakira, but wasn't going to complain as she still had a nice big arse and big (most obvious fakes ever) tits.

The actual punts Took me into the bedroom. I handed over the £70 and confirmed with her anal was included. She said yes then said there was a promotional offer where you get 2 girls for half an hour for £80. I'd seen the other girl walking in and wasn't interested at all and didn't have the extra £10 anyway. Said to her just her for the half hour with anal. Went off to have a shower as I'd just come back from work and walked into the bedroom and lay naked on the bed. She came over whipped a condom on straight away (even though she say she does OWO). I asked if we could do a bit of kissing first, as again she claims to do this, but she said no and just started sucking my dick. Suddenly her ugly friend who I'd said no to comes in, pushes me down and starts talking to the other one in Spanish. They both start laughing and then the one I actually want to fuck jumps on rides me for about 30seconds then jumps off, whips the condom off, sticks a new one on. Her ugly friend then jumps on.

At this point I've consigned myself to the fact I'm getting a shitty 3some instead of the anal I want. Try fucking the ugly one doggystyle so I don't have to look at her. She then complains it hurts too much and lies on her back. Whilst I'm ploughing away she says something in Spanish which they both laugh at and the one I'm ploughing covers her face with a pillow. Cos i'm the ugly one? She looked more like a fucking bouncer than escort. Whilst this is happening the one I actually wanted is just playing with herself in the most unrealistic way unimaginable. She then lets out a massive fart and doesn't even try and hold it in which they both laugh at. This well and truly kills any boner I was hanging onto. I ask if I'd be able to do anal with the one I initially wanted and get the service I actually paid for and she says no.

I told them I wasn't going cum, got up, had a quick shower and left. Absolutely fucking fuming. I was all set for half an hour of rough sex and anal with a not amazing, but decent looking escort and end up getting barely 10 minutes with her not even attempting to be sexy and farting, and her ugly friend. And to top it off when I was coming out the shower I heard them letting another guy in. So she'd told me I could have a half an hour appointment but then she's got an appointment lined up not even 15 minutes after I 'finished'. Just feel such a mug and worst of all can't even give her a negative review on adultwork as booked directly with her

[MrMatrix]

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This is my first ever review as I don't usually post them as I usually have no need. I've had some not so great punts but nothing that's pissed me off enough to give a bad review. However today was literally the worst experience I've had punting.

CommsThe Comms were fine. Sent a text saying I was in the area was she free for half an hour appointment.

Prince Looked pretty good, £70 for half an hour with anal included.

Location Free parking in local supermarket, nice modern flat that was easy to find.

Appearance Appearance wise wasn't the greatest but still hot enough in a nasty slut kind of way. Profile says shes 23. Almost definitely over 35. Clearly had a lot of work done, looked more like a Hispanic Pete Burns than Shakira, but wasn't going to complain as she still had a nice big arse and big (most obvious fakes ever) tits.

The actual punts Took me into the bedroom. I handed over the £70 and confirmed with her anal was included. She said yes then said there was a promotional offer where you get 2 girls for half an hour for £80. I'd seen the other girl walking in and wasn't interested at all and didn't have the extra £10 anyway. Said to her just her for the half hour with anal. Went off to have a shower as I'd just come back from work and walked into the bedroom and lay naked on the bed. She came over whipped a condom on straight away (even though she say she does OWO). I asked if we could do a bit of kissing first, as again she claims to do this, but she said no and just started sucking my dick. Suddenly her ugly friend who I'd said no to comes in, pushes me down and starts talking to the other one in Spanish. They both start laughing and then the one I actually want to fuck jumps on rides me for about 30seconds then jumps off, whips the condom off, sticks a new one on. Her ugly friend then jumps on.

At this point I've consigned myself to the fact I'm getting a shitty 3some instead of the anal I want. Try fucking the ugly one doggystyle so I don't have to look at her. She then complains it hurts too much and lies on her back. Whilst I'm ploughing away she says something in Spanish which they both laugh at and the one I'm ploughing covers her face with a pillow. Cos i'm the ugly one? She looked more like a fucking bouncer than escort. Whilst this is happening the one I actually wanted is just playing with herself in the most unrealistic way unimaginable. She then lets out a massive fart and doesn't even try and hold it in which they both laugh at. This well and truly kills any boner I was hanging onto. I ask if I'd be able to do anal with the one I initially wanted and get the service I actually paid for and she says no.

I told them I wasn't going cum, got up, had a quick shower and left. Absolutely fucking fuming. I was all set for half an hour of rough sex and anal with a not amazing, but decent looking escort and end up getting barely 10 minutes with her not even attempting to be sexy and farting, and her ugly friend. And to top it off when I was coming out the shower I heard them letting another guy in. So she'd told me I could have a half an hour appointment but then she's got an appointment lined up not even 15 minutes after I 'finished'. Just feel such a mug and worst of all can't even give her a negative review on adultwork as booked directly with her

Thank you OP for yur first review. Sounds awful and we should avoid. Best of luck next time and please let us have your reviews both positive, negative and welcome.

[thetinman007]

That sucks man. All the best for your next punt

[contentguy]

Feeling your pain, thank you for your contribution.

Guy

[johndoe92]

Thank you OP for yur first review. Sounds awful and we should avoid. Best of luck next time and please let us have your reviews both positive, negative and welcome.

Thanks. And it is. I'm still fuming now. I respect WG's and as I say mostly had positive experiences, only a few negative. But this one took the piss. I'd never ever punch a woman but after the fart and laugh it's the closest I've ever been. 'Women' like this just give the profession a bad name. I know it's only £70 but I do a manual job and work hard for my money. Only for cunts like this to basically steal it

[contentguy]

Thanks. And it is. I'm still fuming now. I respect WG's and as I say mostly had positive experiences, only a few negative. But this one took the piss. I'd never ever punch a woman but after the fart and laugh it's the closest I've ever been. 'Women' like this just give the profession a bad name. I know it's only £70 but I do a manual job and work hard for my money. Only for cunts like this to basically steal it

It’s an occupational hazard getting ripped off as a punter.
I just accept that sometimes (usually) my aspirations are going to go to shit.
Your review on here will achieve much more than violence, i.e. dust on her phone.

I had an awful experience in December, I’d like to think that my review encouraged the ‘lady’ to delete her profile from AW and her profile is now marked on AW as dodgy.

Guy

[johndoe92]

It’s an occupational hazard getting ripped off as a punter.
I just accept that sometimes (usually) my aspirations are going to go to shit.
Your review on here will achieve much more than violence, i.e. dust on her phone.

I had an awful experience in December, I’d like to think that my review encouraged the ‘lady’ to delete her profile from AW and her profile is now marked on AW as dodgy.

Guy

I hope so. As I say I respect WG's and like you say expect that sometimes the service isn't going to be as great as I want but this was just downright disrespectful. If a WG isn't to it and just lies there and is unenthusiastic fair enough, I won't see her again but as long as she provides the services she claims for the money stated than I accept that's the way it is. But to have them talking and laughing at me throughout and the fucking farting. Absolute tramps

[Cunning Punt]

Thank you OP for yur first review. Sounds awful and we should avoid. Best of luck next time and please let us have your reviews both positive, negative and welcome.

+1

Indeed. We need as many reviews as we can get. Positive and neutral reviews are also very useful.

We look forward to your next review - and hopefully it will be a positive. 

[johndoe92]

+1

Indeed. We need as many reviews as we can get. Positive and neutral reviews are also very useful.

We look forward to your next review - and hopefully it will be a positive. 

Considering giving up punting after this experience tbh. Think the fart will haunt me forever

[nigel4498]

Considering giving up punting after this experience tbh. Think the fart will haunt me forever

Wouldn't blame you if you did, awful experience but don't let it deter you.
We've all had bad ones, makes the good ones even better.

[Stringerass]

Sorry to hear you had a bad time, but thanks for posting the review so the rest of us are warned.
I too have limited funds available, so when I do punt I rely heavily on this site to help me avoid the scammers & skanks.
So in the spirit of trying to turn a negative into a positive, consider that you have TOFTT and saved the rest of us a miserable experience.   

[PleadInsanity]

Fuck me what a nightmare!. Sorry you had such a shit punt OP and thanks for highlighting what a piss taker this WG is.

Oh and apologies for laughing when I read the part about the fart , while it made me laugh reading it, I would be as pissed off as you were in that situation, complete passion killer.

[bangstick]

you got my sympathies.

I think this area unfortunately is fucking rife for robbing punters as there's absolutely naff all about, guildford, aldershot and farnborough are the same, if it wasn't such a desert in the area sergei and twats like this wouldn't have such an easy time cleaning out the unsuspecting, rather than forcing us into the any port in  a storm situation.

[MrMatrix]

Considering giving up punting after this experience tbh. Think the fart will haunt me forever

No dont give up. As Nigel says its happened to us all and I've had a lot worse. Once scammed for £200 quid plus other memorable events - so trust me there is worse out there. It does leave a bad taste in the mouth for a couple of weeks . But we then go out again , a bit wiser and a bit smarter. Remember if you are not happy standing infront of the WG, cos she suddenly doesnt do FK or OWO which is what you areed on the phone, Or its a shit hole. Or you are looking at B&S, Or there is 1 too many blokes there, Or you just have bad vibes------then fucking walk. Its your money and if you aint happy walk.
Trouble is the little guy sometimes gets us into trouble. 

[dubhcarr]

as the man says Punting isnt for the feint hearted.......your experience sounds bad........ and your review is useful....IMO its better to put your feedback on this forum via reviews as it helps us all and carries weight. AW feedback I view as shit cos even the bad prossies build up lots of positives from punters who feel they cannot rate otherwise cos there is a right of reply and most prossies are vindictive and go ballistic if one dares to call a negative. good luck with your next punt and perhaps you will share it via a review on here.......

[johndoe92]

Yeah I've calmed down now but still pretty depressed about the hole experience and the hole in my wallet it caused. More just the rudeness more than anything that pissed me off. Most girls aren't as nice as their photos make out but that's pretty much like everything in life, but just being an absolute cunt to me when her whole job relies on customer reviews. Looking at her profile she hasn't logged on since the day after I wrote this. Probably just coincidence but I'm hoping she's fucked off somewhere else or get another job, maybe as a gas hob, although saying that amount of plastic on her she'd do a pretty shit job of that too

[MrMatrix]

Yeah I've calmed down now but still pretty depressed about the hole experience and the hole in my wallet it caused. More just the rudeness more than anything that pissed me off. Most girls aren't as nice as their photos make out but that's pretty much like everything in life, but just being an absolute cunt to me when her whole job relies on customer reviews. Looking at her profile she hasn't logged on since the day after I wrote this. Probably just coincidence but I'm hoping she's fucked off somewhere else or get another job, maybe as a gas hob, although saying that amount of plastic on her she'd do a pretty shit job of that too

It would be a waste of gas if she does. As I say you will feel sore for a while. But you as indeed I, we have to move on when this sort of shit happens. The best thing you did was this review, the likes of The Don or Sinz will watch out for this WG advertising her self again and bring it to the forums attention. Look forward to more contribution from you.

[glamourtog]

She then lets out a massive fart and doesn't even try and hold it in which they both laugh at. This well and truly kills any boner I was hanging onto. I ask if I'd be able to do anal with the one I initially wanted and get the service I actually paid for and she says no.

So she lets out a massive fart and you still ask if you can plough her arse? Each to their own I guess.... 

[381stBG]

She looked more like a fucking bouncer than escort.

Funniest line so far this year. Im still pissing myself. Sorry mate. Hope you have better luck next time.

Big Guy

[tobyk1]

Sounds dreadful mate. I have to admit that in hindsight, she was a crap punt, and due to the sheer ghetto-ness: i would have thought twice about re-visiting.

However ... that fart has blown her straight off of my HL !! 

Thanks for the review

[contentguy]

No dont give up. As Nigel says its happened to us all and I've had a lot worse. Once scammed for £200 quid plus other memorable events - so trust me there is worse out there. It does leave a bad taste in the mouth for a couple of weeks . But we then go out again , a bit wiser and a bit smarter. Remember if you are not happy standing infront of the WG, cos she suddenly doesnt do FK or OWO which is what you areed on the phone, Or its a shit hole. Or you are looking at B&S, Or there is 1 too many blokes there, Or you just have bad vibes------then fucking walk. Its your money and if you aint happy walk.
Trouble is the little guy sometimes gets us into trouble. 

+1

[berksboy]

Thanks OP , i know what a shit punt feels like having just had one . I do like this bit of her profile " SPEAK VERY GOOD INGLISH"

As others say the best way to get your own back is post it on here and with luck save other punters some money.