So,
Been going to Maya's for a long time, seen girls come and go and have been looked after very very well over the past 2 years to the going that if I text the number, they can usually fit me in on the same day and within short notice.
This may sound very petty and whiny but I wanted to warn you guys in advance for booking Vicky.
Where:
External Link/Members OnlyWhen: Saturday, 4:30pm
What: Nude B2B for 1 Hr @£80
Vicky: Short 5'3/4 with a good body, nice round bum and really nice set of Boobs on her.
I've seen her a couple of times in the past which were great- just never wrote them up.
Session: This is where things start going downhill. Wayyyy down.
Arrived on time, buzzed in, shown to smaller room (Which now lacks a mirror and now has a bigger and softer mat) offered shower and some water- accepted both. Paperwork handed over
On return after the shower, dried and went face down on the mat and waited.....and waited....and waited....almost 15 MINUTES pass with nothing happening and when she finally showed up, she slowly started to get the room ready by lighting candles etc.
I've seen other reporters on here being made to wait Unacceptably long times for things to get rolling and the session to start. Not good.
When the session actually began is where things got strange and different to what I and others have gotten to expect from a B2B massage. Vicky did the whole light caresses all over which was nice.
However, you'd think in these types of massages you would be applied with normal, warmed up Massage oils right?
Wrong.
She produces this little tube of what was probably baby/talcom powder and started to apply and spread over my body.
Ok, I think that's a little strange but maybe they've changed how they conduct massages and the power was a kind of Pre-treatment type of thing. It continues and I'm getting increasingly worried that she'll never actually use oil- as the feeling and sensation of the dry power was NOT FEELING GOOD. AT ALL. (For my body at least).
The powder was dry and itchy, and combined with her Hands and lack of pressure applied- just did not feel good or relaxing at all. In fact it was the complete opposite, it was distracting and very off putting.
In addition to this her massage really wasn't good at all. The training and technique was there- just almost no pressure and effort I felt.
So I confront/ask her about the powder and why she was using it instead of massage oil about half way through. She says that she was starting to get bad reactions from using the Massage oil on her body and such would only use the oil for the HE at the end. Hmmmm.
Ok, fair enough I said but I mentioned that they/ She could have told me before hand so that- A: I knew and B: I could have had the opportunity to say NO and keep my money and choose another Therapist.
After about 5 mins of back and forth of me being confused and at this stage- Quite pissed off, I said fuck it and ended the session way early, as the powder stuff just felt bad for me, and I simply couldn't get relaxed/turned on.
Took a shower and asked for some money back. She very reluctantly gave me 20 (of 80paid) back and tried to say that we've had over half an hour of massage worth of time. No sign of B2B action at all by this stage.
Dressed, left, and actually called up the Woman who does the booking to explain the situation from my standpoint- as, no doubt Vicky would have told her her side of the story.
"Receptionist" told me she would contact Maya and get back to me later that evening to try and work something out- didn't happen.
Rant over.
Tl;DR: Masseuse used baby powder NOT OILs for the massage. Weak Massage. Distracted and unable to relax as a result: therefore I walked out half way through
