External Link/Members Only£80 for 30 mins.
Brummie working from apartment in Fulham
Pictures looked great and the flat, toned stomach was a big turn on for me. She also has lots of AW feedback (although nothing on here), so I thought no matter how the comms, once in the flat, the service was bound to be good. I was wrong.
I've seen English and European girls in the past. The stereotype is of English girls providing more of an experience and EEs being cold. This hasn't correlated in my experience. Even then, at least with the EEs you can pump and dump and do most things and they do so as it's their job. English girls can be stuck up and worse than a pump and dump. Didn't get either here a GFE or pump and dump here.
Comms - 5Contacted a couple of days before and asked me to book on the website. I did so but assumed she was going to blank me, which she did.
Contacted on the day and was 'accommodated'. She picks up with the laziest, lousiest voice you could imagine. First
. I appreciate something can be up, but it didn't really appear it other than her being fed up. She is supposed to be providing a service. Bit of fluff in that I had no reviews on a new account, which is fine. I pretended I was new to adult work as I couldn't be bothered to explain I deleted an old account with feedback on. I hoped this would make her provide a good service to make me come back... I was wrong, and she probably assumed I wouldn't review or know any better with the poor service.
I call to discuss eventually. She asks me to call her to confirm, I call her at agreed time to confirm booking, or perhaps 5 minutes later max, and she says I didn't call on time, saying i called at quarter to the hour trying to justifying why she didn't pick up, having called at 35 past the minute when we agreed for me to call at roughly half past the hour. Strange. Asks if I'm still coming, saying 'it's not right to leave me hanging', sobbing that she's had a quiet day. Second
. It was more the other way round, really, as she wasn't picking up saying she was busy despite it being the agreed time. But I played nice hoping that she would provide a good service on amicable terms. Also, it's a bloody irritating when she says no texts, but then is difficult to get hold off. I texted her asking for what I wanted in terms of service - a lap dance, deep french kissing (on her profile) followed by her hopping on top. She probably knew this wasn't possible as a) she couldn't be bothered b) she's too lanky.
Buzzed the door. Pompously, she said 'just once'. Erm, I did buzz once. Bit odd, again. Third
.
I walk in. See her dressed in decent black lingerie, but the fake smile on her face is there and much taller than expected. Fourth and fifth
. Also a mole by her lip
. Oh, and not in gym clothes as I'd asked. Sixth
. Why did I bother? Due to lack of other options.
LooksBody - 7. Good tits, bit of a belly (not much) - certainly more so than pictures she she is in incredible shape. Way too tall - I am not attracted to tall girls at all.
Face - 6. Says she must be good looking if she is a model. She's a good looking woman, but nothing incredible. Also has a mole by her lip which would be a turn off in the real world, let alone for a model.
Profile says she is 5'7, when she is actually more 6ft.
Demeanour - 1. She was miserable the entire time and incredibly cold. She put no effort in and this negates any attractive feature.
Service - 1 coldest i've ever experienced
Turned up a couple of minutes early, get told I'm too early, so wait a couple of minutes. Go to door, buzz flat whilst on phone and she pompously says ''just once'... I did buzz once, not my fault if it's loud or I hold for half a second, that's what you do ffs! Lost track of the
count. Enter, she peaks through the door then hides behind the door. See her and she's not bad but not like the photos, which look much better. The main reason I went for was her flat stomach which looks great in the photos but is nothing like that in real life. She's not fat, just not in the same shape either. She was also way too tall at more like 6ft. So, height and flat stomach were the key attractors and neither were truths.
Asked if she french kissed, she said yes. Made a fuss about being clean and gentle, which I was. Just brushed my teeth and showered. Kiss for max 3 seconds and then she leans away every time I go in. All this distance, coldness means I struggle to get hard.
From there on, she just laid there, waiting for me to get hard doing very little. No body contact, had to ask her to rub my chest and lick my nipples, which she did for a few seconds before laying back.
10 or whatever we're at.
Asked for OWO, she said coldly that she didn't do it and it was on profile. Fair enough, but just be polite.
11.
Then tried to put on my condom whilst I'm floppy... at least try to get me hard. I had to wank myself to get a half boner after being turned off so much.
She jumps on top as I just want to get it over with. She rides ok for a few mins before I pop, keen to get it over and done with and at least enjoy jazzing in the rubber.
Asked some small talk type questions to try and lessen the awkwardness as I departed about 10 mins after walking in. I answer politely but have no intention of staying. Judging by the rest, she probably wouldn't let me pop again. I also can't be bothered to have a moan because it puts the mood off and as someone I previously reviewed negative, I don't want another dog let out at me for asking a prossie to stop being cold.
Not the best. Going to stick to girls well reviewed on here in the future, if I continue. I may have come to the end of my tether. Seen around 20... 1 nearly ended on a dog being set upon me, a handful were cold, a handful were plain unattractive, leaving me with only a few good ones. There seems to be a massive lull in the SW London area so seeing well reviewed girls would mean trekking into London from the 'burbs.
£80 wasted, although jizzing whilst in her was better than jacking off... but that's about it, rest of it was awful.
