Nicole: Maya Massage Studio, Hammersmith

[Dead Wood]

I set this up meeting up while driving in traffic from central London. One day I am going to get pulled over by the rozzers doing this, they are going to look at my browsing history and then throw the book at me. No more sex workers for you, DW!

I have been to Maya’s once before several months ago. It’s easy to find, just of Hammersmith Kings Street.  This time, Nicole was working, she looked exactly my type on the website, so I jumped in.  I booked for 2.15pm, which was put back until 2.30.

When I got there Nicole opened the door in civvies. She’s a lovely little thing - I’d booked a 30 minute topless massage for £50, but she upsold the £70 B2B very easily. I could see an impressive chest under her jumper. Sure enough, she has magnificent breasts.

She showed me into a little room, I showered, went back into the to the room, then I waited. And waited. I timed it.  I had walked through the front door at 2.30pm - Nicole came back into the massage room at 2.45pm.  Hmm.

I lay down on my front - she massaged my back and legs which was perfectly nice, nothing very erotic – then a bit of B2B – then I turned over onto my back – no B2B - I got to feel her stupendous boobs – ‘can I kiss them?’ ‘no’ – then the inevitable climax - I was out of the door at 3.04pm.

For £100 I could have spent an hour hanging out the back of Girlfriend Vicky in Old Street.

Nicole is pretty, she’s got a lovely manner, and her breasts are a knockout.  But not good value, I fear, and she needs to up her game in the room.  I’d dearly love to shag her, though - although, to be clear, this is totally not what this place is about.

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[Wankingdead]

This neutral to me sounds like a clear negative.

[ERIC_SHUN]

I was disappointed the last time I went but was thinking of a revisit but sadly not know. If you are paying for the B2B which is one of the best bits you expect a decent amount. I’d say negative.

[Ron da Cuba]

I don't know what Maya tells these girls when they get their training with her, but they seem to think that any touching in unacceptable. I saw Julia a few weeks ago. Lovely looking girl and pleasant enough but only happy with me looking at her cracking body. I was allowed to very gently touch her tits but she said they were very sensitive and she did not like it. Well in that case I think she is doing the wrong job! For £80 you should be allowed more than looking. We are not talking here about fingers in or anything else, but B2B involves one body rubbing another one. Unless Maya sorts this out she will have no business to speak of. It does not help that she takes half the money. So the girls think to themselves ' do I really wanted to be mauled by a stranger for  60 minutes for £40 ?' Actually yes -5 times minimum hourly wage!

[Jonestown]

The glory days of polish massage was back in the hayday of bounds green and newham park, they are all financial snowflakes now, overwhelmed by a sense of entitlement to rob you.

[Dead Wood]

This neutral to me sounds like a clear negative.

Maybe you are right. But logic suggest erotic massages merit a different approach to 'rating' than full service? Rating a full service punt is so much more subjective, there are so many more factors.

So for me, a tremendous, sexy massage with a hot looking lady gets the green rating. An OK massage - with a hot looking lady, and boy is Nicole hot - gets a neutral, particularly if she is flaky with the timings; and a crappy massage, with a dodgy looking old boiler gets the negative.

Onward and upward.