Decided to pay a visit to Oriental Massage in Camberley. Up against the clock so only booked 30 minutes for £ 30 instead of the usual hour. Was shown the room and in walked Sally, mid to late thirties, not particularly attractive but not ugly either.
She asked me what sort of massage I wanted and concerned that I only had a short booking I replied “sensual and passionate”, so that we both knew the score straight away.
After five minutes of pleasant gentle stroking, cc sweeps and reach unders she asked what I wanted. “Body to body” I replied and that’s where it all started to go downhill. She started a pushy negotiation demanding £ 50 for B2B. I was really only wanting to pay the usual £ 40, but ended up offering £ 45 just to keep her happy. She then tried everything to up the ante, “But it’s New Year and only £ 5 more darling”. I was not buying it and stuck to my guns. Eventually she agreed.
“Give me money”, she demanded. Great, as if the passion had not already been massively deflated I now had to get up and dig out the wallet. I had a £ 50 note and offering it to her I said “I’ll need £ 5 change”. “Oh”, she said, “We don’t have any £ 5 notes in the till” (This was 3.30pm and they’d been open 6 hours by now)
“Fine”, I said “just give me hand relied then” and handed over £ 20 instead. “OK”, she said somewhat pissed off and grabbing some baby oil started. I reached out to touch her leg at which point she physically slapped my hand away and said “You want touch you have to pay”
Well that was it, I got up, got dressed and asked for the £ 20 back, which is the only positive I can find in that she did return that money. I’d still paid £ 30 for just over 10 minutes, but was just happy to get out of there.
It maybe could have been fun but her attitude stank and I had to leave early, a first for me.
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