Happy Birthday

[OMellors]

Hi All 

Well it's my birthday later in the week   

Yes, Tempus Fugit.          - and right on top of Christmas too   

So what to do?

I thought to throw a party, and invite everyone    .  But then I had this image of Wolfie  staggering down the street with his usual gifts

someone has a car load.   

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So I decided against that 

What about a mystery trip out?  But that could end up in Rhyl or Prestatyn, neither of which are, on reliable authority, the Las Vegas of anywhere

If it's anything like Prestatyn then there's not a chance.      

Another rejected idea   

I could stay in and watch a porno, but do I really want to see step mom giving that drippy step son a Nuru yet again 

I could see a girl, but then do I see an old and trusted "friend" with whom I know I'll have a good time  , or do I want the buzz of visiting someone new     but it could always be  duff punt    which would make me doubly down     

I could go out with OH - (OMG, surely it hasn't come to that)   


I do hope someone has a bright idea to help me turn this impending gloomy day into something memorable   


OM

   

[Trapperjohn]

Happy Birthday for later in the week OM!!  Why not treat yourself to a trip to the cinema? Just make sure the movie has a happy ending ...

[Corus Boy]

Happy Birthday OM

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[Steelworker]

Many happy returns, OM. If you want something different, why don’t you try a dominatrix? There are several on AW in Wales. I’m sure we’d all appreciate your next review highlighting how you were wearing many lit candles, a butt plug, while being flogged to within an inch of your life and mumbling incoherently, ‘thank you mistress’   

[Punting_Mad]

As Ernest Hemingway once said: Don't knock it if you haven't tried it! 

[np500]

Happy 90 th O M  ! ( you sure wolfie ? ) I don’t celebrate my birthday’s any more, same as New Years , seen far more than I’m  ever going to see  grim reapers impending doom may be , but We have to do something we like as a gift to our selves that no one else will buy us, last couple of years it was a 3 sum for Xmas and good punts for birthdays , but that’s more an excuse to shag a younger stunner as I’d have done that anyways at some point, as I get older there’s nothing any family member can really buy me, so a punt to ones self always comes top of my thinking ? And you know you want to ! As much as you ask for ideas of a punting forum, there’s only one thing on all our minds when on here !

[mrdiamond77]

Happy Birthday OM. 

[OMellors]

Many happy returns, OM. If you want something different, why don’t you try a dominatrix? There are several on AW in Wales. I’m sure we’d all appreciate your next review highlighting how you were wearing many lit candles, a butt plug, while being flogged to within an inch of your life and mumbling incoherently, ‘thank you mistress’   

Thanks SW, but it sounds a bit like home really, apart from the butt plug. 

OH wanted a Merc the minute she saw Hitler driving around in one. I kid you not   

OM

[OMellors]

Happy 90 th O M  ! ( you sure wolfie ? ) I don’t celebrate my birthday’s any more, same as New Years , seen far more than I’m  ever going to see  grim reapers impending doom may be , but We have to do something we like as a gift to our selves that no one else will buy us, last couple of years it was a 3 sum for Xmas and good punts for birthdays , but that’s more an excuse to shag a younger stunner as I’d have done that anyways at some point, as I get older there’s nothing any family member can really buy me, so a punt to ones self always comes top of my thinking ? And you know you want to ! As much as you ask for ideas of a punting forum, there’s only one thing on all our minds when on here !

Thanks Red.       I am surprised you hang on Wolfie’s every word.   


But a 3 some. Now that’s a possible 

OM

[OMellors]

Happy Birthday OM. 

Thanks MrD

OM

[np500]

Thanks Red.       I am surprised you hang on Wolfie’s every word.   


But a 3 some. Now that’s a possible 

OM

If I hung on every word, I’d never have got past 50 posts   

[STAR-LORD]

Never mind Woolfio, you OMellors go for your 2nd or 3rd MFF and leave the bloody vegetables out of it! 

[STAR-LORD]

Thanks MrD

OM

So what did you get up to after on your birthday?

[OMellors]

So what did you get up to after on your birthday?

Thanks for your enquiry Wolfie 

I’m sorry to have to admit it’s still in the planning stage    mainly due to private matters to which I’ve had to attend   

I did have a most interesting afternoon however. Non punting. But I might have the smallest seed of an idea    in fact     

If all else fails you could always take me out, Wolfie. 

No likey no lighty. 

OM

[WelshElise]

Penblwydd hapus OM

[STAR-LORD]

Thanks for your enquiry Wolfie 

I’m sorry to have to admit it’s still in the planning stage    mainly due to private matters to which I’ve had to attend   

I did have a most interesting afternoon however. Non punting. But I might have the smallest seed of an idea    in fact     

If all else fails you could always take me out, Wolfie. 

No likey no lighty. 

OM

10 pin bowling? Games of Pool? Chess?   

Woolfio 🌃🐺

[OMellors]

10 pin bowling? Games of Pool? Chess?   

Woolfio 🌃🐺

Penblwydd hapus OM

Chess, that’s all about porn to queen’s something isn’t it.    possible

Or we could play last man standing with WE. 

Perhaps she’s got a friend who likes to party.   

OM

[OMellors]

Shall I take your silent as a No then?

OM

[WelshElise]

Shall I take your silent as a No then?

OM

sorry OM I thought everyone knew my stance on "party"

[iverthickone]

Many happy returns, OM. If you want something different, why don’t you try a dominatrix? There are several on AW in Wales. I’m sure we’d all appreciate your next review highlighting how you were wearing many lit candles, a butt plug, while being flogged to within an inch of your life and mumbling incoherently, ‘thank you mistress’   

Where's your review on that one Steely - missed it!!! 

Need the address! 

[HughJardon]

Happy belated Birthday OM

What's the fucking deal with all the cabbage action, is this a new fetish the Welsh board have devised, fuck a cabbage and shove a leek up ones A-Hole 

[SeekingtheTruth]

Happy belated Birthday OM

What's the fucking deal with all the cabbage action, is this a new fetish the Welsh board have devised, fuck a cabbage and shove a leek up ones A-Hole 

NW took a bouquet of cabbages to his booking with Elise. And none of us are prepared to let it go 

[OMellors]

Where's your review on that one Steely - missed it!!! 

Need the address! 

Oh Sorry Iver, missed that one
Location : Home

Cost : Total Income ++ - but it was an overnighter   

I awaken 

"Get my coffee, and feed my dog"     

"Yes mistress" 

"Now you can get my breakfast whilst I wash and titivate myself"     

"My pleasure Mistress" 

"Right, I'm ready to for you to take me into town now.  What have you been doing.  I've been waiting for an hour."   

"Yes Mistress, sorry Mistress."

"The car's dirty, it's about time you washed it, and don't leave any streaky water marks like you did last time."   

"I'll do my best Mistress"

"Well your best isn't good enough.  Just make sure you get it right.  What am I supposed to do.  Get a man in?" 

"Good idea Mistress"   

"What did you just say.............."      

" "

OM

Overall Rating - Hell will freeze over before this is a positive

[OMellors]

sorry OM I thought everyone knew my stance on "party"

Don't you worry WE.  If we invite Wolfie, you'll be too busy cleaning up the cabbages to worry about any partying   

OM

[mrdiamond77]

Happy belated Birthday OM

What's the fucking deal with all the cabbage action, is this a new fetish the Welsh board have devised, fuck a cabbage and shove a leek up ones A-Hole 

You have missed out on the fun Hugh.   

Welcome back.   

[OMellors]

You have missed out on the fun Hugh.   

Welcome back.   

+1. 

OM

[STAR-LORD]

Shall I take your silent as a No then?

OM

I'm a mean mattitude follower at Chess.

[STAR-LORD]

Happy belated Birthday OM

What's the fucking deal with all the cabbage action, is this a new fetish the Welsh board have devised, fuck a cabbage and shove a leek up ones A-Hole 

You didn't miss much Hughie. Vegetables are over-rated, especially cabbages. 

[WelshElise]

Happy belated Birthday OM

What's the fucking deal with all the cabbage action, is this a new fetish the Welsh board have devised, fuck a cabbage and shove a leek up ones A-Hole 

it's not a leek try a carrot 

[OMellors]

You didn't miss much Hughie. Vegetables are over-rated, especially cabbages. 

Hugh,

This fellow is so modest.  Were he in Gotham City, he'd be the Joker

You need to follow my review of Lady Dita to get the full background  - but have some sandwiches and a beer handy, there are about 8 pages of it   


OM

[OMellors]

it's not a leek try a carrot 

A carrot    what are you on about?

You're Welsh my girl   

If you can't handle a leek, try shoving a well lubed Daffodil up it   

I'm sure Wolfie will be happy to  provide     On 2nd thoughts forget it , he'd probably supply the bulb end

OM

[HughJardon]

Thankyou gents/ladies. I can only surmise that poor Mr Wolfies local garage had run out of flowers and chocolates/wine and all they had at there stock disposal was stinky cabbage.

The look on poor Elise' s face when he turned up but hey, what's wrong in just taking your throbbing sledgehammer and just the fee for punting 

[STAR-LORD]

Thankyou gents/ladies. I can only surmise that poor Mr Wolfies local garage had run out of flowers and chocolates/wine and all they had at there stock disposal was stinky cabbage.

The look on poor Elise' s face when he turned up but hey, what's wrong in just taking your throbbing sledgehammer and just the fee for punting 

Go on, have a laugh, since you have been away a while...

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[HughJardon]

Go on, have a laugh, since you have been away a while...

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Priceless bouquet mate, should have just turned up empty handed though 

[HughJardon]

Priceless bouquet mate, but you should have just turned up empty handed though 

[np500]

Don’t know what Elise is complaining about, does she not understand ?
She is the chosen one !  she has received what no other s p has ever received in the history of the worlds longest profession in the history of time its self, no one else can ever say this,
 think that’s the up side  ?

[STAR-LORD]

Well I thought they looked cute!   

[OMellors]

Don’t know what Elise is complaining about, does she not understand ?
She is the chosen one !  she has received what no other s p has ever received in the history of the worlds longest profession in the history of time its self, no one else can ever say this,
 think that’s the up side  ?

Absolutely Red. 

It’s exactly what I have been trying to get through to him. He is a trendsetter. A leader amongst men  and all he wants to do is make grovelling apologies 

And in all this not a word of sympathy or understanding or even an oblique apology to WE  :

Look on the bright side WE.  The Virgin Mary    was given a baby at Christmas all you had to deal with was a few cabbages. 

The gifts of the magi have been remembered for 2,000 years. I feel you may have a way to go yet Wolfie

 


OM