TheBlondeBBW / Ashley Greenwich

[doppelwalk]

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This one is crazy. Doesn't seem to understand what she is doing in this business. Probably thinks she is a princess.

Communication : 8/10
This is the only great part, very good communication/responsiveness. She was requesting to be contacted by email. I sent an email yesterday stating exactly what i was after. She answered very quickly.Once i booked through AW she texted me, and all was smooth. 


Attitude : 1/10 (not 0 because i got my money back)
From the minute i entered the flat, everything got worse and worse.
First she is bigger/fatter than i expected, i actually enjoyed the extra as that's what i was looking for, but it's usually a bad sign but she seemed nice so no fuss.
Then things started becoming really funny, she gets me to the living room where TV is on, then she asks me if it was my 1st time/why i had no feedback. I said i usually just use the phone.
She then spends 5 minutes schooling me about how she pays taxes, how it's not good for my security, how EE girls will rob me 1 day and whatnot.
I go to wash my hands as i was cold, then i came back, she was smiling, i tried to kiss her, she backs off and tells me "we need to speak about rules first". I tought oops maybe she doesn't kiss and i missed it in her profile, but was pretty sure she was advertising GFE. Then what followed the most ridiculous conversation i've ever had with a WG :

-There needs to be a connection, i am not a hooker, you are paying me for my time not for sex, all is on my page blabla
Wasn't sure if this was some timewasting trick or if she was actually serious. I wasn't really going to waste 20min getting connected.
-ok but it's going to take a bit of time
She started getting pissed off.
-That's how i work sorry, it doensn't have to take too long, oh you know what, let's stop this (she gives me my money back), you clearly don't deserve an Oxford educated lady, go see some eastern europeans.
- Wow you went to oxford, what did you study ? Plus if you are looking for a connection get a boyfriend.
- Why don't you fuck off ?? I am making 60k a year building connections you idiot, then insulted a bit more eastern europeans.
- lol ok

Then once i left she texts me "Learn to read - moron !".
Not really sure what happened here or what part is worse 

[Sinz]

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[Foxtail17]

She bid on a RB of mine a few months ago but when I checked out her profile it said she was out of town on the date in question. I emailed her to get clarification and got a weird reply about being ‘let off’ for contacting her and she didn’t know if she was going to be around or not. All polite but just felt like a timewaster to me.
Glad you got your money back

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This one is crazy. Doesn't seem to understand what she is doing in this business. Probably thinks she is a princess.

Communication : 8/10
This is the only great part, very good communication/responsiveness. She was requesting to be contacted by email. I sent an email yesterday stating exactly what i was after. She answered very quickly.Once i booked through AW she texted me, and all was smooth. 


Attitude : 1/10 (not 0 because i got my money back)
From the minute i entered the flat, everything got worse and worse.
First she is bigger/fatter than i expected, i actually enjoyed the extra as that's what i was looking for, but it's usually a bad sign but she seemed nice so no fuss.
Then things started becoming really funny, she gets me to the living room where TV is on, then she asks me if it was my 1st time/why i had no feedback. I said i usually just use the phone.
She then spends 5 minutes schooling me about how she pays taxes, how it's not good for my security, how EE girls will rob me 1 day and whatnot.
I go to wash my hands as i was cold, then i came back, she was smiling, i tried to kiss her, she backs off and tells me "we need to speak about rules first". I tought oops maybe she doesn't kiss and i missed it in her profile, but was pretty sure she was advertising GFE. Then what followed the most ridiculous conversation i've ever had with a WG :

-There needs to be a connection, i am not a hooker, you are paying me for my time not for sex, all is on my page blabla
Wasn't sure if this was some timewasting trick or if she was actually serious. I wasn't really going to waste 20min getting connected.
-ok but it's going to take a bit of time
She started getting pissed off.
-That's how i work sorry, it doensn't have to take too long, oh you know what, let's stop this (she gives me my money back), you clearly don't deserve an Oxford educated lady, go see some eastern europeans.
- Wow you went to oxford, what did you study ? Plus if you are looking for a connection get a boyfriend.
- Why don't you fuck off ?? I am making 60k a year building connections you idiot, then insulted a bit more eastern europeans.
- lol ok

Then once i left she texts me "Learn to read - moron !".
Not really sure what happened here or what part is worse 

Don't know how recent your visit was, but it looks like you might have made it into her blog, "little creep" haha
sounds like one to avoid

[cotton]

Haha her blog is funny, from a punter perspective its obviously ridiculous cos on an hour punt whos gonna want to use up valuable time getting connected. If thats what she wants she should add an extra half hour on for free at the start of every punt so she can establish the necessary connection and if necessary give the punter a wash.
Least you got your money back and can hopefully find a SP who suits you better.

[Link7]

Wow, she's gone for you in that blog post. Reflects awfully on her imo, not only unprofessional, it's snide. Who wants to visit a judgemental prossie? If she had a problem with your hygiene she should have raised it with you directly. Name-calling in a blog post 

As for the punt..

- The whole "we need a connection" thing is completely delusional. So part of her fee is for conversation time which you aren't allowed to opt out of? WTF? I honestly think even the most brazen of time killers would be embarrassed to say this.

- She's got a massive chip on her shoulder, what was she on about Oxford for?? She advertised herself online for sex. Anyone would think you'd turned up at Balliol and randomly propositioned her. This remark was telling, she's very frustrated that this is what she does for a living.

-Complains on her blog about disrespectful men, but shows no respect herself for fellow prostitutes and openly makes derogatory comments about them.

A complete nightmare of a woman, clearly filled with resentment and deeply unhappy with herself. She shouldn't be doing this job.

[Squeeze]

TBF the disgusting stretch marks on the photos would have put me off! 

[doppelwalk]

Her blog post is hilarious.
She basically lost it when i told her to get a boyfriend if she was after a "connection".

I wasn't really dressed to impress, more like sportswear, but didn't know she was expecting a classy date.

[Belgarion]

She had also bid in a RB I created and I was about to confirm things then I had a proper look at her Photos and picked someone else.

I like BBWs but prefer the hourglass BBWs which she wasn't and I'm not opposed to a brief chat before we get busy but that depends on the SP.

Her trying to put down EEs and her Oxford crap including the blog means she's gone straight onto the BL.

At least you got your money back.

[titanph]

Glad you got your money back and thanks for highlighting this disaster. She had 1 positive so might have tipped the scales for a few thinking of seeing her.

If she did go to oxford then she has been sorely let down by their education.

Also, she lists the word ‘service’ as highly offensive to her. What does she think she is providing.

[Freddie Boswell]

.....First she is bigger/fatter than i expected.....

Dress size 18+ would suggest to me that she's a minimum dress size of 20-22; especially when taking her height into account.

[brownman]

Another entitled fat girl, who thinks she needs to be seduced

[The_Don]

Her blog post is hilarious.
She basically lost it when i told her to get a boyfriend if she was after a "connection".

I wasn't really dressed to impress, more like sportswear, but didn't know she was expecting a classy date.

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[finn5555]

She bid on a RB booking of mine and when i pointed out to her the bid said no bigger than dress size 14 she claimed i was missing out by being negative 
I told her she does nothing for me and she flew into a rage 

Clearly has issues 

[The_Don]

She bid on a RB booking of mine and when i pointed out to her the bid said no bigger than dress size 14 she claimed i was missing out by being negative 
I told her she does nothing for me and she flew into a rage 

Clearly has issues 

She the one that sound Negative with her princess syndrome

[rebelscum]

While we're all sharing our bad experiences of her....

This is the girl who had anal on her likes list on her AW profile, only to say when I contacted her that she only done anal with boyfriends.  Why the fuck have it on your AW profile then?  It says At Discretion now, but at the time, it didn't have that, and didn't have it for quite a while. 

[The_Don]

While we're all sharing our bad experiences of her....

This is the girl who had anal on her likes list on her AW profile, only to say when I contacted her that she only done anal with boyfriends.  Why the fuck have it on your AW profile then?  It says At Discretion now, but at the time, it didn't have that, and didn't have it for quite a while.

Discretion means that.

Profile managers some times have service ticked to give the impression that something is on offer when its really not.

[TTGR]

This thread followed by reading her profile and blogs was quite hilarious   

However the end result....I have shamelessly succumbed to my partiality for a BBW, and put her on my HL for a future punt. 

[finn5555]

I have shamelessly succumbed to my partiality for a BBW, and put her on my HL for a future punt. 

Brave man 

[The_Don]

Brave man 

May be he up for the challenge, or not sure how to search of other options 

[bigmike32]

Op she mentions you on her blog. She seems like a nutter she better get the dusting cloths out of the draw.

[rebelscum]

Discretion means that.

Profile managers some times have service ticked to give the impression that something is on offer when its really not.

Er, TheDon, I am aware of that-I know I haven't posted much which might make you think I don't know basic AW vocabulary, but I know terms like 'at discretion'....  However, she had anal as a like and hadn't got it marked 'At Discretion' at all whenever I tried to book her, and as I said, she said she only done anal with boyfriends, hence me being incredulous at her having it as a like on a site like AW-not a dating site.  Why say you offer it, when you apparently only do it with your boyfriend!  You get me now?   

[The_Don]

Er, TheDon, I am aware of that-I know I haven't posted much which might make you think I don't know basic AW vocabulary, but I know terms like 'at discretion'....  However, she had anal as a like and hadn't got it marked 'At Discretion' at all whenever I tried to book her, and as I said, she said she only done anal with boyfriends, hence me being incredulous at her having it as a like on a site like AW-not a dating site.  Why say you offer it, when you apparently only do it with your boyfriend!  You get me now?   

Clearly didn't read my reply

Discretion means that.

Profile managers some times have service ticked to give the impression that something is on offer when its really not.

[Blazed]

Haha she sounds absolutely in denial that she is a whore.

We're not here to 'connect' with you darling.

[Belgarion]

This thread followed by reading her profile and blogs was quite hilarious   

However the end result....I have shamelessly succumbed to my partiality for a BBW, and put her on my HL for a future punt. 

Before you book. Pay for her Private Gallery so you see what you are actually getting

[londonlad497]

Before you book. Pay for her Private Gallery so you see what you are actually getting

This is another trick of hers. She puts on her available now even if shes not. She admited she does this because she gets more PG sales this way.

[Belgarion]

This is another trick of hers. She puts on her available now even if shes not. She admited she does this because she gets more PG sales this way.

Don't mind me some BBW loving but there is a particular type of BBW I like and it's not her type.

Gallery was cheap as chips at the time

[cotton]

Haha she sounds absolutely in denial that she is a whore.

We're not here to 'connect' with you darling.

I dont know , a little part of me does want to connect to her  theres something quite appealingly whorish about her pics, she kinda looks like a whore version of kate winslet.

[two20]

Seems to be more of a project than a punt. She needs a rich boyfriend who has a thing for porkers I’m sure she’d be happier.

[LanceVance]

I got the sense she was high maintenance when she goes on at length about you should never use the terms 'punt' or 'service' then went on to describe her 'sexting services'. 

[hornypnter]

This is a real time waster.
I had exchanged mails via AW then she informs me that she has family urgency and can't make the date agreed. In her blog she moans about punters cancelling at the last moment what about her?
Also she has jacked up her price - she use to charge 100/hr.
I don't think she is worth wasting time on 

[CheeseBoard]

Just read her blog

Funny how prossies like this one who is up herself always come out with the ‘hygiene wasn’t great” crap.


Glad you got your money back.

[The_Don]

Funny how prossies like this one who is up herself always come out with the ‘hygiene wasn’t great” crap.

Reminds me of:

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[simpleton69]

I see the lady last year and she was sharing a flat with other people

I got messed around for a hour waiting outside as other flat mates were in and the coast wasn't clear

Finally got into the bedroom and handed over the cash only then to be given a long list of what she don't do, pointed out that these services were on her enjoys list and she should have mention this before i had booked with her

Decided not to go through with the booking and much to her annoyance i picked up my money which she had left on the side and left

Then got a couple of text from the lady complaining that i had messed her around and that she has to pay her rent in a couple of days time, blah blah blah

Im at a loss as to how she"s got so many + feedbacks on AW??

[The_Don]

I see the lady last year and she was sharing a flat with other people

I got messed around for a hour waiting outside as other flat mates were in and the coast wasn't clear

Finally got into the bedroom and handed over the cash only then to be given a long list of what she don't do, pointed out that these services were on her enjoys list and she should have mention this before i had booked with her

Decided not to go through with the booking and much to her annoyance i picked up my money which she had left on the side and left

Then got a couple of text from the lady complaining that i had messed her around and that she has to pay her rent in a couple of days time, blah blah blah

If you have the time, please share via a review. As genuine punters, may find it helpful.

Im at a loss as to how she"s got so many + feedbacks on AW??

I learned to take W/G, feed back on A/W with a pinch of salt. A system that's to open to abuse and misuse IMO

Currently I have 0 feed back on my A/W account (and its going to stay that way of some time). That alone states how much faith I have, in that system.

[Kennedysays]

Also met her - not impressed - she has a pretty face but is HUGE - has a bunch of rules that disagreed with her profile. Her size makes her quite immobile - I was in and out in 40 minutes included 20minutes of 'connection time'  - Nice flat though - although it was a bit of a mess when I was there - KS

[Belgarion]

Also met her - not impressed - she has a pretty face but is HUGE - has a bunch of rules that disagreed with her profile. Her size makes her quite immobile - I was in and out in 40 minutes included 20minutes of 'connection time'  - Nice flat though - although it was a bit of a mess when I was there - KS

Please write a review of this experience to help other punters that use the forum

[hogcatcher]

yeah shes defo a time waster. dont bother. especially on an RB.
She has no idea what shes doing.
some of her reviews on AW say shes boring LOL

we exchanged so many emails to arrange a time and there was alwasy an excuse as below are some:

1 - im bleeding so no sex
2 - i have other bookings
3 - there needs to be a connection
4 - you are not paying me for sex, youre paying me for my time.

Like STFU you prostitute.

[TTGR]

The negative vibe and pretending she’s anything other than a standard whore has put many off (me included). The idea you have to turn up, pay AND THEN convince/romance her before a suck or fuck might actually happen 

She e-mailed me less than a couple of months back touting for business, she mentioned that 2018 hadn’t been busy enough so far 

SP: Sort yourself out love and stop acting so judgemental and demanding on the punters. And as for blatantly lying about the services offered list   

[mr_alias]

Finally, someone reviewed this stuck up lady in denial. I tried to meet her twice. First time, she listed something I enquired about and then refused to see me when i asked if she did it. I could have done without it tbh but her attitude put me off replying saying that. Months later, i tried again, she agreed up until last minute and says she no longer outcalls to my area despite previously living there as the area is too dangerous for her. She now lives in a more classy upmarket location which is like 5 minutes further away. Stuck up snob.

Waste of my time even writing about her.

[Sinz]

Finally, someone reviewed this stuck up lady in denial. I tried to meet her twice. First time, she listed something I enquired about and then refused to see me when i asked if she did it. I could have done without it tbh but her attitude put me off replying saying that. Months later, i tried again, she agreed up until last minute and says she no longer outcalls to my area despite previously living there as the area is too dangerous for her. She now lives in a more classy upmarket location which is like 5 minutes further away. Stuck up snob.

Waste of my time even writing about her.

You could have saved the OP some grief if you had shared your above experience as a review.