36EE Blonde seen in Hemel Hempstead. £140 for 1 hour incall.
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External Link/Members OnlyOne to chalk up to the “when am I going to learn” department. I fancied anal sex at short notice, so abandoned my usual careful selection and went with what was available. Crystal’s profile is a mess, and that should have been warning enough. I don’t know how I missed all the neutral reviews and one negative review on here
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Booking and comms. Phone call and then texts when parked up. No problems.
Location. Flat in Apsley (the south part of Hemel Hempstead) with safe on-street parking. I only saw a bedroom and hallway, but the flat was pretty empty; only a bed and cabinet in the bedroom. Just about clean enough. There were other people in the flat; at least one woman and one man, which I don’t like (at least, I don’t like to hear them).
Appearance. I suppose Crystal is the woman in the profile. Everything is sort of accurate, and the pictures look like her body, although she is not blonde and her skin is darker than the photos (olive as described in the profile text). Attractive enough if you like that sort of woman. Crystal was clean and tidy, but her pubes needed a shave and she was very stubbly; not good.
Services. Very poor. It quickly became clear that there was no serious kissing available and the OWO was very shallow and light. A bit of RO and facesitting spoiled by the stubble. Protected sex in reverse CG, and then anal in doggie. A perfunctory massage and then it was on my way thank you. I probably got about 40 minutes of my hour, but honestly I was happy to be out of there.
Overall. Rubbish; my worst punt of 2017. OK, Crystal probably didn’t find me attractive, but if she can’t deal with that she is in the wrong business. Avoid.
