Author Topic: Lexi Ryder - Bradford  (Read 1868 times)


42 review(s) for Lexi_Ryder (33 positive, 4 neutral, 5 negative) [Indexed by stevedave]
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Offline stevedave

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£60 – 30 minutes.

I had been umming and ahhing for seemingly an age about whether to visit Lexi. Yes, she looks fit but, there was just something that made me think I wasn’t sure. Over the past few months I’d looked at her profile more and more frequently, and one morning, with a severe case of hangover horn, I though fuck it. Emailed on her AW initially, then gave her a call and booked myself in for half an hour, for an hour later. Plenty of time to get to Bradford and park up and find her gaff, which is an apartment block on the edge of the city centre. It isn’t the most salubrious of areas, but well, it is Bradford after all.

After getting into the complex, following the very detailed text directions, Lexi opened the door as I approached, dressed in skimpy underwear. She is definitely older than advertised, I’d say mid to late 30’s. She has also clearly had a lot of work done to herself, big false tits and massive lips. Basically she looks like a Barbie doll, that has unfortunately seen slightly better days. That’s not to say she isn’t hot – if I saw her walking down the street, I’d have a second glance for sure – but just a bit too much work done for my liking.

Anyway, a quick snog and I was offered (and accepted) a shower, and I joined her back in the room for another kiss (decent but shallow FK) and then we lay on the bed, she got her tits out and I had a play, and she started wanking me off before asking if I wanted OW or OWO… OWO for me, and she cracked on with a reasonable blowjob, not deep or especially “porn star”, but due to my inordinate horniness that day I was soon reaching the point of no return, so warned her, and she detached herself just before I came.

A bit more kissing and I soon went down on her, and to say she’s had more cock than I’ve had hot dinners, she has quite a tidy pussy, and I enjoyed myself. She seemed to be enjoying herself too, and got pretty wet and made all the right noises (I know, porn star), until she told me she’d cum… not sure she did, but by then I was ready to fuck her. On with the condom and I banged away for a couple of minutes in missionary until I came again – the  main problem I had was all the “ohh baby, fuck that pussy harder baby” stuff that she was saying, that really doesn’t do it for me.

Overall, a decent punt and reasonably priced, no complaints there. I just didn’t really fancy her, and it all felt like she was going through the motions. That, allied to the fact she is a good decade older than advertised, makes it a neutral for me.


Offline threechilliman

I generally reckon that if you umm and ahh about a girl it's best to keep umming and ahhing and move on. I've been there, punted little miss ummahh and come away wishing I'd not bothered.

Ne'er mind, better luck next time SD.

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Yeah you're probably right tcm, that's why I'd never been there before... but the hangover horn and lack of other decent alternatives on the day led me there.

It wasn't a horrible experience, just no wow factor.

Offline RadioKid

Saw her once many years back and even then I'd say shed seen better days. Looks way to much like a bloke (Pete burns)

Offline PussyLover789

[quote allied to the fact she is a good decade older than advertised, makes it a neutral for me.
[/quote]  Ive said this several times about lexi, im so glad someone else has noticed  :thumbsup:

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Looking at your recent reviews we must have been following each other around for a couple of months Mr SD.

We've similar thoughts on them i think too.

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Looking at your recent reviews we must have been following each other around for a couple of months Mr SD.

We've similar thoughts on them i think too.

Yeah, we seem to have similar taste for attractive WG's  :lol:

Your punt with Lexi pretty much mirrored mine.