Hello all,
First and foremost, apologies for not writing a review since becoming a member (paranoia). Not a regular punter, more into massages but thought better late than never ey!?
External Link/Members OnlyVisited 'Ella' today or 'Sonia' as known on Viva Street. It's a group of a few girls and it's in a skanky apartment just behind Northfields Avenue. I had a horrible time but I will try and be as objective as I can. I wrote this a few days a go in a fit of anger but I've edited it to try and make it fair and less bias.
What attracted me was the picture and the £70 / hour - how bad could it be right? Just a short massage and fuck and I'll be out happy.
She is not the girl in the pictures but we'll get round to that. Communications07459 759615
Called for an appointment and there was one available now which is great. As I'm 20 minutes out I said that's perfect. Gave me a postcode and told me to call when I got there. Got there, called, gave me another postcode and for me to call when I get there. A bit odd but maybe I misheard her the first time.
Arrived at postcode and called. In the correct area but not the correct street. Receptionist's English wasn't great but understandable. Directed me to the venue whilst on the phone.
The VenueOpposite Tesco in Northfield Avenue behind a shop called Mooch. The actual road is Graham Avenue and it's behind a gate. A row of 'houses' behind the shops on the high street. Very discreet location but a bit of a shithole since it's down a dark alley. I reached number 98 and the door was automatically opened (manually of course!). I was expecting 1 girl but there were 3 girls in there.
I believe there's 2 rooms. There should be a shower but wasn't offered one.
The Girl(s)1. Who appears to be the receptionist - she's was a bit of a munter with missing front teeth with a box of mobile phones beside her. I'm assuming there's quite a few girls working there and different numbers for different advertising sites?
2. Brunette, not a bad looking face. Was just on her phone. I assume this is who
69Nutter69 saw at this time there. Take heed when reading his review too!
3. "Ella" who is short. 5'3", she's got a fairly pretty face, red rose tattoo on her right arm and has an attitude! This was 'Ella'.
4. There was a 4th girl seeing a client and the moans from her were hotter than my punt.
Meeting'Ella' took me to a room with a bed in it as well as a sofa. Told me to undress. No shower offered but she vigorously wipes down my dick with babywipes. Ow! But ok, I've already showered you've got nothing to worry about.
OWO which literally lasted 30 seconds. I'm not using
literally as a figure of speech. It was literally 30 seconds. I think if I wasn't hard already, it would've been longer but you could tell that she wasn't into it.
Rubber on and she insisted we did doggy. I went ahead and she was just looking at her finger nails and kept telling me to cum. I asked to do other positions and she just said no. And whenever I talked she just said no and to keep it quiet. Really? I paid for an hour and you want me to cum in the first 20minutes? And you keep telling me to shut up when I talk? You could tell she was physically irate and even said (I shit you not), "I'll kill you" and proceeded to put her hands around my neck as strangulation. It wasn't for very long so I thought it was a harmless weird joke.
This continued and I just couldn't get hard because of her attitude. She kept looking at the clock on her phone and I even said, give me back my money and I'll leave. You're not enjoying this, and I'm not enjoying this because you're angry. This was rejected. There was a few people in the flat so I didn't want to kick up a fuss and risk getting beaten up incase there was 'security'.
I said can I change girls since you're clearly not enjoying yourself and she just kept saying 'shut up and cum'. There was an occupied room next door with a lot of sexy moaning which I wanted in on but she said no for me to have another girl.
She told me to go down on her so I did and she seemed reactive but didn't cum. It wasn't only until afterwards when she checked her phone that I realised this was her way of wasting time because she didn't want try and get me hard as I wasn't into it at all at this point. This was the point when she told me time was up and I had to go. I said, no and then she managed to get me hard and he fucked in missionary until I was ready to cum. Important to mention that she said
'don't worry about the condom' which put all kinds of red flags up but I was determined to finish. Ofc, I didn't go in BB but was a bit apprehensive about being in her so I whipped it out and started jerking off to cum on her stomach - no assistance offered even after requests. She was too preoccupied with trying to cover her face to not get any on it but I'm somewhat of a shooter and managed to give her a small facial. YES for me because she deserves it for offering such appalling service.
On my way out, there was another punter sitting on the sofa and one of the girls just put a blanket over him (not literally over, but holding it up to block both our views.) so that we don't 'meet'. It was one of the oddest experiences.
Afterwards / ConclusionI drive as fast as I can home and then proceeded to brush my teeth, and wash.
Never again am I going back there. It is not her in her pictures and she
HATES her job.
In hindsight, I feel a bit sorry for her. If she clearly doesn't like her job and is continuing to do it, it means that she's being forced to do so. Even though I was angry, I don't hold anything against her. She's from Romania, probably came here for a better life and got tricked into / stuck doing what she's doing. Probably rich coming from a punter but we can still all have ethics.
I'm going to be sticking with sensual massages going forward and won't be doing any more punts after this abysmal performance.
If you still think it's biased - apologies, it was literally one of the worst punts I've ever had. If you don't believe me, try it yourself and I hope you have a better experience than I did and I hope you can have a good experience.
This is my first review so feel free to give me feedback or ask if you have any questions. 