Flights to Germany

[Nicemelons]

So I am trying to perfect the ideal fkk fuck trip.  For me a lot depends on the flight times - you don't want to take a flight before 10am as that means getting up at some unreasonable hour.  It also means you will be knackered by midnight.  You also don't want to get up at the crack of dawn the following day after a banging night.   The only option I have found is flights to Frankfurt from Heathrow but they start at £250 plus !    Any expert tips ??

[Marmalade]

With Ryanair offering a return flight for ten quid I’d say take the early one and have an early check in a sleep when you get there. They’ll also do a 10.35am flight to Berlin for £20 return.

I don’t think you can expect others to search for you, especially as a newbie with no contributions and you’ve not even specified dates: but go into Skyscanner and type in LON for departure and “Germany” for destination.

[MilleMiglia]

Easyjet's Luton  - Hamburg used to have reasonable flight times, although whether that's still the case is another matter.

[Nicemelons]

With Ryanair offering a return flight for ten quid I’d say take the early one and have an early check in a sleep when you get there. They’ll also do a 10.35am flight to Berlin for £20 return.

I don’t think you can expect others to search for you, especially as a newbie with no contributions and you’ve not even specified dates: but go into Skyscanner and type in LON for departure and “Germany” for destination.

Really?  I was expecting you to make the booking for me and book my hotel as well

[Nicemelons]

Really?  I was expecting you to make the booking for me and book my hotel as well

Cheers.  Didn't think much of the Hamburg options. By all accounts Oceans has gone downhill as well. Just was interested how others set themselves up for these pleasure only trips? Maybe the plan is to go for more than one night. i

[Jerboa]

Berlin has cheap flights so does Cologne, Frankfurt being the financial capital of Germany, flights are pricey, as already mentioned you can fly into Hahn with Ryan air, and Frankfurt is couple of hours on a bus. If you feel a little tired at a club, there is no reason not to have a kip down in the wellness area, done that many a time on a all day visit.

[MarkRich84]

I flew to Frankfurt with ryanair a few months ago for £30... I’ve seen it as low as £19 return for 2018 flights

[Stalinator]

Ryanair fly no where near Frankfurt. It is a good 90 min bus ride into Frankfurt from their airport. It is actually closer to Luxembourg.

[Nicemelons]

Cheers.  Yeah not sure how Frankfurt Hahn is even called Frankfurt.  Was hoping to try Palace as I liked the sound of all the plastic on offer. Berlin seems to have the best flight options for a quick trip.

[anonymous312]

As other have said EasyJet isn't too bad.

I'd look at flights by Luthansa too, flew with them to the USA via Frankfurt so might be a cheap option?

[Jerboa]

Yes for easiest travel Berlin is best, but saying that it would take 40-60 mins to travel into Berlin from either airport, so tbf Hahn isn't that worse, it just means you need to leave Frankfurt earlier, or hire a car to get back.

[podunkemperor]

Yes for easiest travel Berlin is best, but saying that it would take 40-60 mins to travel into Berlin from either airport, so tbf Hahn isn't that worse, it just means you need to leave Frankfurt earlier, or hire a car to get back.

Depends where you stay in Berlin. I did Tegel to Charlottenburg in about 20 mins on the X9. Street ladies about 15-20 mins more on ubahn. (K-strasse)

[Marmalade]

Ryanair fly no where near Frankfurt. It is a good 90 min bus ride into Frankfurt from their airport. It is actually closer to Luxembourg.

Well even the main airport is a stretch, but yes, the cheapo one is more hassle. What pissed me off was spending several minutes searching for some flights for Mr No-Post Wonder only for him to be rude in return. I mean, how hard is it to enter a few digits in a search engine and come up with all the available options?

[Copachea]

The only option I have found is flights to Frankfurt from Heathrow but they start at £250 plus !    Any expert tips ??

If your stay includes a Saturday night the prices should be cheaper than that.

[Marmalade]

Think of it from a troll’s POV. Asking ‘any information on outer Mongolia?’ won’t get many replies. Vague questions about a popular place that anyone with a computer could try to answer are better bait. At least he’s has woken up to the fact that Berlin is the cheapest (being kind of close and a major hub). I’d bet money he doesn’t go.

[adindas]

Really?  I was expecting you to make the booking for me and book my hotel as well

I agree with "Marmalade". It is rude and uncivilized way of giving response.
People are trying to help with genuine question, but who do you think you are expecting people doing booking for you ??

Having done that for myself, I could find £9.99 one way flight to Germany mainly to Cologne or Dusseldorf. For Berlin you could get one way flight as low as £19.99 one way.

All you need is Flight search engine.

[adindas]

Berlin seems to have the best flight options for a quick trip.

Not Correct. As pointed out by Jerboa, it is Cologne is the best as there are reasonable flights as low as £9.99 one way from London. You could also include Dusseldorf (Weeze Airport) in this league.

For Berlin, it is extremely difficult to find £9.99 flight (one way) but not impossible. But it is not that hard to find cheap flight for £19.99.

[pusfunman]

Ryanair have started to do flights to the main Frankfurt airport now from Manchester, Stansted and Glasgow from as low as £10

[Nicemelons]

Well even the main airport is a stretch, but yes, the cheapo one is more hassle. What pissed me off was spending several minutes searching for some flights for Mr No-Post Wonder only for him to be rude in return. I mean, how hard is it to enter a few digits in a search engine and come up with all the available options?

I think if you re-read your post you were the one that was rude and it deserved a sarcastic response.   As others have realised I was not looking a specific flight options but tips as to how others have managed a 48 hour round trip.  Play nice please

[Nicemelons]

Thanks to the others for your info and for understanding that some of us have to start somewhere on this forum

[Marmalade]

I think if you re-read your post you were the one that was rude and it deserved a sarcastic response.   As others have realised I was not looking a specific flight options but tips as to how others have managed a 48 hour round trip.  Play nice please

You are incorrect. You post suggests you don’t know how to look. I told you. You turned round with a sarcastic answer. So as I say, my bets are you are not even going. You’re just trolling. If you give a report or make a contribution or even ask a question that shows you've done sone research, I might think differently.

[Nicemelons]

My post says exactly the opposite - that I have looked it up online and couldn't find flights that worked for a quick turn around.  If anyone was looking for a fight it was you.  Now jog on

[kal77uk]

Ryanair fly no where near Frankfurt. It is a good 90 min bus ride into Frankfurt from their airport. It is actually closer to Luxembourg.

this is incorrect,  Ryanair do fly to Frankfurt Main. I as on their 0800 flight from Stansted, I deffo didnt land in Hahn. I was in the city in 25 minutes on the S Bahn.

[Stalinator]

When did they start doing this? They must see Hahn as a dead duck that is costing them business.

[Nicemelons]

Ryan Air Hahn is 7.30am and Main is 8pm.  But not starting out a fuck trip at 5am in the morning and 8pm is obv too late.  Hence my trolling style query.

[Marmalade]

My post says exactly the opposite - that I have looked it up online and couldn't find flights that worked for a quick turn around.  If anyone was looking for a fight it was you.  Now jog on

I maintain you are trolling or else just a bit of a cunt. You don’t specify your dates and you don’t specify what times are ‘acceptable’ to you. Of course if you want only the most popular flights, you’ll pay extra. Nevertheless any fucking tool can go into a search engine, key in whatever filters as wanted (such as earliest departure time), and end up with the list of flights. I found one for you London to Frankfurt Main departing at 8am and under £100 but I suppose that might be too late for you to finish your cappuccino. We have no idea how long it takes you to get to an airport or what your ‘acceptable’ times and dates are.

And if you can’t work Skyscanner and Kayak like everybody else, the program used by travel agents is also online, free. It just takes more work as you have to transfer the flight numbers.

[Marmalade]

I found another one leaving at 2.45 pm (direct flights, in and out of Main) and costing under £150 but doubtless you’d find something wrong with that too. 

[Marmalade]

I see the fuck wit troll has reported me. Naturally being a newcomer with fuck all contributions he feels entitled to clean up the forum of people he doesn’t like. (I am happy to accept Admin’s ruling at any time, troll. The irony for you is that I gave you the most helpful of pointers, as someone who travels almost constantly, always tries to help, but has a low tolerance for leeches.)

Good luck with your clean up. My guess is you’ll need it.

[Nicemelons]

It's an open topic section for of the forum that generates discussion. Your posts have contributed nothing but abuse and are now the paradigm definition of trolling. If I promise to look at Skyscanner will you look at the dictionary ?

[Sinz]

It's an open topic section for of the forum that generates discussion. Your posts have contributed nothing but abuse and are now the paradigm definition of trolling. If I promise to look at Skyscanner will you look at the dictionary ?

Looks like your melons are going to get squashed for frivolous reporting to the Admin.

No point reporting every other post / posts you don’t like to Admin as abuse.

You are wasting everyone’s time, jog on or grow a pair.

[Nicemelons]

Two melons ?

[Marmalade]

It's an open topic section for of the forum that generates discussion. Your posts have contributed nothing but abuse and are now the paradigm definition of trolling. If I promise to look at Skyscanner will you look at the dictionary ?

Try reading the forum rules definition of ‘abuse’. Twat.

[James999]

You are incorrect. You post suggests you don’t know how to look. I told you. You turned round with a sarcastic answer. So as I say, my bets are you are not even going. You’re just trolling. If you give a report or make a contribution or even ask a question that shows you've done sone research, I might think differently.

The Bell end Nicemelons https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?action=profile;u=181892 has reported you for being aggressive 

[Rochelle]

It's an open topic section for of the forum that generates discussion. Your posts have contributed nothing but abuse and are now the paradigm definition of trolling. If I promise to look at Skyscanner will you look at the dictionary ?

Seriously dude? Will you promise to grow a pair?

[Nicemelons]

Can I use Skyscanner to get them ?

[Goodfellas000]

Wow - I am glad I stick to the Asia forums as they're far less hostile than the topics and replies you find on here. Just to add my two pence if I may. If you're seriously thinking of taking a £250 flight to Germany!! Then god help you in the brothels and escort establishments. You sound like the sort of guy the women dream about and not in the hot and wet sense of dreaming, more the 'ching ching' type of dream.

[Marmalade]

The Bell end Nicemelons https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?action=profile;u=181892 has reported you for being aggressive 

What confirmed it was, if someone was really looking for that flight and couldn’t find it, and someone they were having a bit of a barney with said they’d “found two”, any sane person would say, “sorry for the aggro. Could you give me details please?

I wasn’t joking either — I found the two flights mentioned, and with an ordinary search. I couldn’t be bothered typing out the details if he was going to carry on being a cunt.

[Nicemelons]

What confirmed it was, if someone was really looking for that flight and couldn’t find it, and someone they were having a bit of a barney with said they’d “found two”, any sane person would say, “sorry for the aggro. Could you give me details please?

I wasn’t joking either — I found the two flights mentioned, and with an ordinary search. I couldn’t be bothered typing out the details if he was going to carry on being a cunt.

Thank you.  Hostile is def the word and also an essential ingredient to trolling.  PS one of the reasons I opened the post was my refusal to pay £250 for a flight

[Nicemelons]

PPS. Just booked a Ryan Air flight to Baden Baden for £29 return and booked a hire car for 38 euros. 1 hour 15 min drive to Sharks.  Report will follow.  Maybe Marmalade wants to join the trip ? 

[Marmalade]

PPS. Just booked a Ryan Air flight to Baden Baden for £29 return and booked a hire car for 38 euros. 1 hour 15 min drive to Sharks.  Report will follow.  Maybe Marmalade wants to join the trip ?

Maybe you’d just like to stay there. 

[Nicemelons]

Maybe you’d just like to stay there. 

Can you help with booking a room for me ?

[Jerboa]

Well that is news to me, Ryan air flying into FRA now, that now makes Frankfurt and the surrounding Hesse area easier to get to.

[Nicemelons]

Flies in very late though.  Baden Baden flight well cheap and lands at about 3pm -  short drive to Darmanst and bobs your fathers brother

[Marmalade]

Well that is news to me, Ryan air flying into FRA now, that now makes Frankfurt and the surrounding Hesse area easier to get to.

One of the flights I listed for the leechmelon was British Airways, arriving in Main at 5.15pm. The other one, a Ryanair flight, arrived in Main at 10.35am

[Marmalade]

Flies in very late though.  Baden Baden flight well cheap and lands at about 3pm -  short drive to Darmanst and bobs your fathers brother

So you don’t need us to waste time looking for Frankfurt flights for you after all. 

[Nicemelons]

So you don’t need us to waste time looking for Frankfurt flights for you after all. 

It's a discussion forum.   To discuss topics of interest - if you have nothing to add then do one

[pusfunman]

Well that is news to me, Ryan air flying into FRA now, that now makes Frankfurt and the surrounding Hesse area easier to get to.

The only thing I’d say is don’t leave getting to the gate too late. I almost missed my flight home. You soon see how Ryanair are doing it. Absolute arse end of the terminal. It’s almost as if some storage room has been turned into a gate. Then you get on a shuttle bus to the plane that takes at least 10 minutes.

[Marmalade]

It's a discussion forum.   To discuss topics of interest - if you have nothing to add then do one

You really have a fucking cheek.

1. It is not a “discussion forum”. It is a forum for exchanging information on getting good value paid sex. ‘Discussion areas’ are provided for the benefit of contributing punters — ie so far, not you.

2. I’ve already, against my better instincts, contributed information on getting to Frankfurt, even if the thread was started by your trollish post, and which one other actual punter found of interest. You have contributed Sweet Mary Fuck All.

3. If you are a punter, why not post a report of your last punt, ie CONTRIBUTE something before leeching and wasting people’s time.

4. You are a useless piece of tosh. I don’t even believe you’ve booked a flight to Germany.

[Nicemelons]

Good contribution

[Nicemelons]

You really have a fucking cheek.

1. It is not a “discussion forum”. It is a forum for exchanging information on getting good value paid sex. ‘Discussion areas’ are provided for the benefit of contributing punters — ie so far, not you.

2. I’ve already, against my better instincts, contributed information on getting to Frankfurt, even if the thread was started by your trollish post, and which one other actual punter found of interest. You have contributed Sweet Mary Fuck All.

3. If you are a punter, why not post a report of your last punt, ie CONTRIBUTE something before leeching and wasting people’s time.

4. You are a useless piece of tosh. I don’t even believe you’ve booked a flight to Germany.

. The clue is in the title on the home page - "discussion".