External Link/Members Only Had a free Saturday last weekend and desperate to unload seven weeks worth of man muck.
Thought I'd struck lucky when I saw Miss Holly was available in Bournemouth but she emailed that she had no availability after all.
The SP's on my rather limited hotlist were either somewhere else or not available.
Wasn't willing to chance my luck with the Romanians as I thought I'd be pushing my luck.
After trying all day I reluctantly came to the conclusion that the only option was Siam Sauna.
Haven't had much luck there in the past and had promised myself not to visit again but blue balls, the sac needed emptying.
Comms. Easy and efficient, called and booked 30 minutes £60 with whoever was free.
Location. Not the most discreetl, a unit behind a petrol filling station by a car show room. Luckily it was evening and dark. I parked in one of the allotted bays. Rang the bell that opens the door and entered the waiting area, no one around until Tina came and unlocked the iron security grill to let me through to the room.
Service. Massage, HE, COB.
The girl. Tina, said she was Cambodian. To be honest if this was me going for a GFE I would have walked. Not at a looker and older than the 26 she states she is. Looked very scrawny, not much in the way of tits either, maybe a size 6 and frankly she looked ridiculous tottering around in high heels that looked way to big for her.
Handed over the cash and told to undress while she went off with the readies. Tina was wearing a red lacy one piece which she removed while I laid on the bed.
Started the massage which was very good and which saved this from been a negative.
Really professional and more like a sports massage than any I have had before. Eventually told to turn over and offered OW then sex but I turned that down and asked for a hand job with COB. Tina laid on her side and wanked me off with one hand while the other hand was positioned above her tits to stop any spunk hitting her face, eventually shot my load all over her tits. She jumped off the bed and spent ages wiping herself down while I just stood there hoping she would pass a wipe over to me.
She put the wipes down on the bedside cabinet so I grabbed a few and cleaned myself down.
There was an off putting thing going on during the massage, she kept burbing like a trooper, obviously I'd interrupted her evening meal.
I said I wouldn't go back and I mean it this time. The saving grace was the massage.
