withoutportfolio

[Hectorshouse]

I note that there is a suggestion that I might be a "pimp". I can confirm that I am a hard working individual who enjoys the company and pleasures from attractive ladies.

I only wanted to put the record straight.

[FlyingBreadMan]

I note that there is a suggestion that I might be a "pimp". I can confirm that I am a hard working individual who enjoys the company and pleasures from attractive ladies.

I only wanted to put the record straight.

Can anyone else vouch for the girls he has reviewed?

[EnglishRebecca121]

why do people think your a pimp?

you have reviewed cassandra who i know along with a few other popular ladies and have alot of aw feedback ?

(altho most of it is to do with cassandra)

I dont think your a pimp

[SeekingtheTruth]

I note that there is a suggestion that I might be a "pimp". I can confirm that I am a hard working individual who enjoys the company and pleasures from attractive ladies.

I only wanted to put the record straight.

Dunno about being a pimp but you are pretty dumb to link your AW account with your UKP name. Hope you don't do a negative on a loony one day.

[Hectorshouse]

It came from this post.........

UK Punting / Re: Fluffies on AdultWork
« by HughJardon on: September 18, 2017, 07:41:00 pm »


His feedback for External Link/Members Only includes the following poetic bullshit

I've always thought Withoutportfolio was indeed the Agency pimp Portfolio, seems to do a lot of fucking

I did find this one which may tie into the theory

External Link/Members Only

The comment I find interesting is

Gorgeous_Paula (38)25/07/2017 12:17Offering Services Very nice and clean apartment. Great, safe and discrete location. Very friendly Landlord. I'm definitely coming back again. Thanks x/i]

You can see he gets his rent paid for in kind..apartment pimp

As for confirming my AW alias with my UK Punting tag, I have no issue

[daviemac]

So you're going on about a post from 3 months ago when 1 member said he though you might be a pimp, but no one else commented or agreed with him. Why not just ignore it.

[Punter115]

Me thinks he fancies the idea of being a pimp....instead of currently just a pimple!

[scutty brown]

thanks for drawing attention to yourself

I've now read your reviews for the first time, and to me they read as advertising copy inspired by Jackie Collins...........in short fluffy bollocks. Yes, they do look decidedly pimpish when taken as a whole.
In fact they're very reminiscent of the reports by one of the banned Portfolio sockpuppets (the name escapes me at present)

So yeah, I can believe you're a pimp. Or more probably a returned banned sockpuppet
Or should that be waxpuppet?

[HarryZZ]

I thought it was a strange enough post before he went and outed his AW self, now I'm really confused

[Marmalade]

I note that there is a suggestion that I might be a "pimp". I can confirm that I am a hard working individual who enjoys the company and pleasures from attractive ladies.

I only wanted to put the record straight.

All you have done is confirm you're a bit dumb.

I mean I could come on here and "confirm that I was Ronald Reagan." Couldn't I?? 

[Steelworker]

I note that there is a suggestion that I might be a "pimp". I can confirm that I am a hard working individual who enjoys the company and pleasures from attractive ladies.

I only wanted to put the record straight.

I’m not sure why you are bothered at all and posted this. Just punt, enjoy, review but be prepared to get some stick for the fluffiness. I also note you write much of the review in the present tense which sounds odd to me and a bit Mills and Boon.

Having said that, it piqued my interest now that you revealed your AW name. After taking a look, you punt with little risk of a bad experience IMO. You see several ladies who are great looking and provide excellent service. I’ve seen Casey Jo, Blondeslikefun, Barbie, Annabelle, Mollie, Sienna Marie. All excellent (but expensive) providers. There are a couple in your list I’ll probably visit next year.

Develop a thick skin and keep punting

[Hectorshouse]

Wise words SW, I made the mistake!

as I said I was only trying to put the record straight.

New to this forum, will keep my own council and not rise to any bait.

[vw]

I only wanted to put the record straight.

Take a bunch of cabbages to  the next booking if you insist on gifts, stops the prossies getting fat,   

So what is the landlord thing about? Was that lawrence?

[Sureshot]

I note that there is a suggestion that I might be a "pimp". I can confirm that I am a hard working individual who enjoys the company and pleasures from attractive ladies.

I only wanted to put the record straight.

Still hasnt denied pimping tho

[vw]

Still hasnt denied pimping tho

well dodgy the more he posts the more dodgy this one gets.

[whiskyfan]

Wise words SW, I made the mistake!

as I said I was only trying to put the record straight.

New to this forum, will keep my own council and not rise to any bait.

Recent events would suggest that you've learned nothing since this "mistake" and have no concept of discretion.

[OMellors]

well dodgy the more he posts the more dodgy this one gets.

Good Spot VW   



Then there is "Withoutportfolio"

External Link/Members Only

He's been seeing girls, and often the same girl at a frenetic pace. He's no ordinary punter

Another one not to be trusted 

OM

Last week most of you thought I was just spouting bollocks - seems a week's a long time in punting as well as politics 


OM

[vw]

Last week most of you thought I was just spouting bollocks - seems a week's a long time in punting as well as politics 


OM

some just want world peace OM, did you know it was hector last week? 

[Doombar]

If you are "withoutportfolio" on AW then its a bit daft that you are announcing it on here.

Unless of course you are a pimp or someone who only ever punts safe and only writes positive reviews on here

Your endless fluffy reviews of Annabelle were quite cringe worthy to say the least!

[Marmalade]

Last week most of you thought I was just spouting bollocks - seems a week's a long time in punting as well as politics 


OM

Six glowing up-the-lady's-glowing-rear-end reviews sprinkled with enough totally irrelevant fluff to jam a Dyson?

Natural conclusion = spouting bollocks.

Such accusations would just be people forming logical, gentlemanly conclusions. Don't take it to heart. 

[OMellors]

some just want world peace OM, did you know it was hector last week?

Not 100% sure.  Just highly suspicious.

There were too many comments by way of feedback/ reviews.   s/b is right when he said they were all fluffy bollocks. 

And frankly, as StT observed, the writing style gives it away anyway

Whether it was pimping or freebies for reviews - don't know / don't care; it's all the same pond-life to me.

As for world peace, (  ) nothing much has  changed since Cain killed Abel

OM

[OMellors]

sprinkled with enough totally irrelevant fluff to jam a Dyson?

Natural conclusion = spouting bollocks.

Such accusations would just be people forming logical, gentlemanly conclusions. Don't take it to heart. 

First to check out a bit of rough. I’ve nothing against posh prossies – if there is such a thing – but Adultwork is a bit like shopping at Tescos. Sometimes it’s nice to just go down the market and have a look – even if you don’t buy. The fanny market in Auld Reekie is down by the Shore. At least it was. Then some posh houses got built and the new residents decided, having moved to a prostitute area, that they didn’t like prostitutes. So the authorities obligingly moved ‘em (the prostitutes, that is) up the road to the land of muslims and industrial estates. As you can guess, this gave them a hard time, even before the police got new draconian powers to harass consenting adults instead of fighting crime.

So a bus down to Sally street. (Salamander Street, to the uninitiated!) Ironically, the bus to rough is a new posh one – with an animated screen telling you where to get off, how long it will take, and where to change buses if you change your mind. New extortionate fares in keeping with the poshness – a bit like AW ads.

It’s cold enough to freeze an eskimo’s bollocks off when I alight. Walk down to Salamander Crescent. This is where the fanny slappers are often corralled. There’s a couple out for a walk with a dog looking well-dressed. Plain clothes? Nah – I’m being paranoid. Their dog has a hard time not stopping at the kerb. Police with untrained doggies? – I don’t think so somehow. Into Sally Cres and it has that instantly dodgy look, in spite of the nice new housing development. A hoodie is making a quick exit from the carpark. One side of the road is covered with plastic roadwork barriers like a giant Lego set. Get a needle pointed at you on the fenced-off pavement and you could be buggered! Cross over. Not a fucking skirt in sight. Turn right at the lights, walk along Sally Street. This is a bit more open but still not the area where you want to get your shiny little prossie-phone out, peer over the screen, while it sheds enough light to illuminate the ‘mug me’ sign on your forehead. Likewise, my cash is stashed in different pockets. Always have the right money.

I get to the lights at Seafield Services and still no totty. Terrible. I blame drug abuse myself. Taking the stuff so they don’t feel the cold and get on working is one thing, but using it at home for fuck all except Coronation Street is a waste. Where am I going to get a shag ffs??

At the start of the Meadows I get me cheap phone out and send a text to Lucrezia. I figure I need a massage just to thaw my testicles. No answer. I walk to the next bus stop and text Lanya. At least she replies back, and with a bit of banter, though she’s finished working for the day. Lazy cow. That leaves the two Leithers. Fuck it. A bus comes and I jump on it. Get off and soothe my frustration with a G+T at a pub. Start chatting up the barmaid then a text comes through from Lucrezia. A quick bit of back-n-forth and we’re on.

Nice flat. Sophisticatedly Bohemian. Foucault on the bookshelf. Hers? Boyfriend’s? Just part of the ‘furnishing?’ Lucrezia is slim, nice tits with perky nips, and goes some distance to do a classy job … candles casting shadows … extra tenner if you want a finger up your arse. To give her credit, she’s written a very intelligent profile, very clear about her services, and looks more like a professional masseuse – a sexy one – than a prossie.

Now some of you might ask, if Lanya was off, why not one of the others in her ‘clan’? – Lizzie, Isla, Scarlete,* to name a few. These are the ‘student’ –ish crowd. They start off at least believably as students of some sort, nice and chirpy, then one of two things happens: a) they make loadsa dough and bank it in six weeks never to sell their fannies again; or b) they keep at it until their eyes take on that empty look. It’s that “no-one’s at home” gaze where you know you are renting a body plus a few polite bits and pieces but fuck-all in personality. If you dig gently, you find the “lost all hope” waif that is not a far cry from Sally street slappers – just that the sally-slappers are more brazen about it and will often rip you off given the chance (whereas the student lot never do and, on top, always try to give a good service). What they have in common is that they’ve both been banged more often than a shithouse door in a gale - and they know it.

Let’s take Scarlete. She used to get top ratings. Lovely wee body, nice personality, but she’s just been doing it maybe a tad too long to give it any ‘ooomph.’ She does an honest job, doesn’t rush you (I’ve stayed well over my time just giving her a wee embrace afterwards). She’s actually very sweet as well. But I just wish she’d take a holiday or a break and come back with some daisies. Lizzie isn’t at that stage yet. When I saw her she was still suffering slightly from the other bane – inexperience. Lovely looker – but will she stay until she her body does it by rote (a la External Link/Members Only) or will she take the money and bank it? Lanya I find fun, but that might be just me. I was very clear from the start – me, customer … you, service provider … do what I say, young girl! And as a slightly natural sub, she does it with good cheer and a smile that’s almost a giggle at times. But she can be slapdash too. If Scarlete has forgotten where the make-up counter in Superdrug is, Lanya has at least made a splodgy attempt … half-applied lippy, that sort of thing.

Have you read your own reviews?  Makes my comments look positively curt by comparison   

10 of them  are for Blair Street Sauna -

[Marmalade]

Have you read your own reviews?  Makes my comments look positively curt by comparison   

10 of them  are for Blair Street Sauna -

Dear dickhead

Thank you for reading my reviews. You’ve been here 2 years and your quoting posts from 5 years ago. I hope my writing has improved — as I hope yours will.

[OMellors]

Dear dickhead

 I hope my writing has improved

How very articulate of you -

Not much evidence  of any improvement   

OM

[OMellors]

Dear dickhead

Thank you for reading my reviews. You’ve been here 2 years and your quoting posts from 5 years ago. I hope my writing has improved — as I hope yours will.

There have been so many fanboys and fluffies on the Scottish section I feel it's hardly worth posting. Several sensible punters hardly ever post any more and I can't really blame them. But somebody has to post reviews. I expect I will get stick for giving this Romanian a neutral.

Perhaps they have been overwhelmed by your ingratiating welcome   

OM

[SeekingtheTruth]

Perhaps they have been overwhelmed by your ingratiating welcome   

OM

Sigh.

Here we go again with the next round of pointless digs and petty arguments.

[vw]

I note that there is a suggestion that I might be a "pimp".

A wrong un for sure.

I've now read your reviews for the first time, and to me they read as advertising copy inspired by Jackie Collins...........in short fluffy bollocks. Yes, they do look decidedly pimpish when taken as a whole.

If only you took scuttys advice and cut the touting

Only a few more farts to go and you reach 20,000 - perhaps you will explode!!!

Seems it was you who exploded, wont waste the 20000th on you. Shocked you made it this long.   

[scutty brown]

Shame! He was kicked before he saw VW's 20,000th post

[vw]

Shame! He was kicked before he saw VW's 20,000th post

Well that's insignificant, was to him, some pricks love to use post count when they have no retort to their blatant touting.  Intrigued about the PM buddies that got him in to trouble, that's if the existed in the first place.

I suspect he was a returner anyway, steelworker was far too buddy buddy very quickly.

[Marmalade]

How very articulate of you -

Not much evidence  of any improvement   

OM

Do you have any fresh vomit handy or just your wee OM mantra? “MOM” might be more appropriate for you. 

[OMellors]

Do you have any fresh vomit handy or just your wee OM mantra? “MOM” might be more appropriate for you. 

And it’s taken you 5 months to come up with those words of wisdom

[Marmalade]

And it’s taken you 5 months to come up with those words of wisdom

Forgetting you quoted my post from FIVE YEARS ago?

Anyway it’s troll-clearance week, so hoping you continue to make a wee twat of yourself — speeds up the process! 

No offence.   


twat!

[OMellors]

Forgetting you quoted my post from FIVE YEARS ago?

Anyway it’s troll-clearance week, so hoping you continue to make a wee twat of yourself — speeds up the process! 

No offence.   


twat!

Bye