Author Topic: Pam - March  (Read 5796 times)

Offline LurkNoMore

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Advert is pretty vague about what sort of massage, but after enquiring about prices was told £45 30min with HR and £75 hr.

Location is a nice housing estate in the north of march, defiantly curtain twitcher territory so i parked around the corner and walked.

Pam opened the door, about 70 and 5ft. From the phone call i knew she would be an older lady but as i was gonna be face down for most of it i didnt mind.

The setup was a proper table in a spare room but the room was a bit cold.

The massage itself would be described as more of a relaxation massage than a sports massage, so as i like a nice hard massage this was not great. Lots of playing with cock and balls while on my front.

Turned over and she started to finish me of. She said she did covered oral and while she was wanking me off she was using the other hand trying to get a condom, but i dont think she could find one so there were just few licks of the helmet.

All in all it did the job, and i pretty much got what i expected, the only reason for the neutral is that she answered the phone several time throughout.

Offline timstood

Thanks for the review....looked at this lady myself early this week but work got in the way!

Out of interest is she a 'looks good for her age' 70 year old? Any hint of being able to touch her?

Offline LurkNoMore

Defiantly looks her age, and might even be older. I was playing with her tits while she finished me.

spoddy

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Been to see Pam on several occasions and always came away thinking ' why did I do that'. She is 60 but a ' heavy lady;, Being very short she does look a bit like a toy you would find in a budgie cage! She certainly does NOT 'dress to please', appearing at the door in trousers and jumper. Sometimes her old man will greet you from the  living room, unfortunately he would get a good part as  a' Steven Hawkins  body double'. Once upstairs to the massage room you really have to be insistent on what you want, as she will give the minimum she can get away with, and once  you are ' finished ' you might find yourself out on the street before your allocated time.
I always insisted on her being naked, and she would strip of, often wearing a swim suit under her clothing. Once on your front she would give a ' relaxing massage' very quickly paying lots of attention to cc swipes and reach unders, getting you to lift hip so that she can play with cock and ball at the same time. Once I have been turned over I have had an uncovered oral and by holding the back of her head she has taken the hint and taken the whole length into her mouth. I doubt if she allows CIM. I have also asked for a drop of the massage oil on my fingers so that I could play with her pussy and have deeply inserted a couple of digits. I have also helped her onto the massage bench  and DATY... which in hind sight has not been the best experience.  She is also very susceptible to bull-shit. After my first visit i complemented her on her boobs, and on subsequent visits she allowed me to video her. She has also said she would be up for watersports but I have never taken her up on this. I know some guys have walked when they have seen her, but she is honest and genuine, certainly not attractive, but, given some firm directions as to what you want, and the time you want it for, she should come up with the goods.

Offline Dick Emeroids

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Reminds me of Herman's Hermits 1960's song.
"She's a must to avoid".
I certainly will.
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Fucking hell, she sounds awful...only in the Fens, eh!!  :scare:

Offline Chorley

Fucking hell, she sounds awful...only in the Fens, eh!!  :scare:
My thoughts exactly. Why would anyone pay money for such a shit experience.  :unknown:  :dash:
 I mean, I know The Fens are bleak, but FFS, surely not THAT bleak?  :unknown:

Offline angliaman

After reading these reports curiosity  got the better of me last week.   Comms were good including chase up calls to see where I was as the hour approached.   Invited to park ( the car ! ) in her driveway.    House and lady as described .    Upstairs and invited to undress.   As I turned round she was topless and said that came as standard as did HR.   So the bed face down and a very light massage ensued then turn over and down came her pants and up came the old boy.   Touching allowed but was told easy in happy valley as she is ticklish there.    Started on the todger with average technique but used a special Durex sensitive lubricant which was quite pleasant.  Asked about oral was given the quick two licks as mentioned in earlier post. After the happy ending  was cleaned up well and the non -stop chatting continued.    On getting up from the bed noticed a full length mirror for those who prefer to view the proceedings in reverse.   Also noticed a pink dildo on the table which she said was for atmosphere.   Phone went , and was attended. to a couple of times.    Cost as advertised £45 including HR.

She seemed to have a good client list despite the local paper no longer taking her advert.

I didn't find out what is on offer for an hour and agree with what others have have written ; she is certainly no spring chicken , shaped like a Russian doll  but there is something about her and her service that acts like a magnet attracting a further visit.